Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2003 Most of you saw the other thread. I didn't feel like bumping it, so we begin anew. First, some basic information that sets the stage: My mom won the tickets under an assumed name and took me, my father, and my cousin Magen. Magen and I are both 17. That'll come in handy later. We had to meet a woman from the television station at 5:30. She took us to another entrance at which point I noticed GERALD BRISCO punching a fat man in a denim shirt. Well, pretending to. They walk in and its Brisco and JIM ROSS. My mom got a picture of Gerald Brisco giving the goofiest smile EVER (which will soon be in my sig or somewhere) before the grizzly security guard said "No pictures". As they open the door, I saw STEVEN RICHARDS, CHRISTIAN, CHRIS JERICHO, GAIL KIM (grrrowl), and VAL VENIS. And then the BROOKLYN BRAWLER came in. Then Shane McMahon's doppledanger came to take us to part one of the contest: The Wrestler Meet and Greet... It took a while to get there. Some other people from a radio contest were back there, too...let's just say they were not "clean" people and move on. I look up and say these words. "It's Rob Van Dam." Yes, RVD and the King. Nothing earth-shattering. Alls I did was shake their hands and get an autograph. I did ask RVD how his wife was doing as I suddenly remembered her boat accident. She's doing great, he appreciated it. Next it was time to go to the seats we won. Front row seats, the camera was behind us, the cage door in front of us. I understand that you can see me patting Rodney and Theodore on the back and at various times. I'm wearing a John Candy ringer-tee. Dark Match: There was one. Just a tag match, don't remember any names. The audio wasn't that great. One guy will probably get a contract. He was bald, had a goatee, and did TWO DIFFERENT SPINEBUSTERS. Heat Spoilers: First match is Val Venis vs Christian for the IC Title. Really good match that the crowd was into. End comes with a ref bump and Blue Thunder-kickout. Unprettier (which I wish was called the Peep This) for the win. For some reason, the crowd gave Val a standing ovation (which was really cool, actually) and Val seemed touched. Then, in the greatest moment ever, he asks who wants the towel. He leaves the ring and gives it to my cousin and kisses her on the cheek. Fucking pedophile. If that isn't on Heat I'll kill myself. Maven beats the Bastard Son of Sting and Vampiro with an awesome looking Bulldog into a DDT from the middle rope. Garrison Jindrak beat Jobbers with a Powerbomb/Dropkick hybrid. And maybe some other stuff. RAW: Hot crowd, didn't keep up with who had the most heat/biggest pops. You all saw it, anyways. What you may or may not have seen was Flair blade Goldberg and blood come about three inches from hitting me. I don't want Goldberg AIDS. Oh, Lance Storm-Superface is the greatest thing ever. After RAW: Goldberg got up, climbed the ropes (successfully!), roared, and punched a chair. When will he ever learn...punching inantimate objects is your weak spot, Bill. I had fun, but once I watch the tape I'll see how much it sucked. That'll probably remind me of some other stuff, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KTID 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2003 I hope you remembered to kiss RVD's feet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamsherm 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2003 Hey, I've been wondering... Did Spike leave the arena under his own power or was he stretchered out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2003 Better yet, is Spike still alive? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2003 Dave Meltzer said Spike is fine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2003 Bubba carried him out, since they wasted their strecher. Quotes of the night: RVD: (On strecher) Aw, fuck! Theodore Long: How do you like that, white ass mother fuckers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted September 9, 2003 Does anybody know where there may be a clip of Spike's fall? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2003 Considering two people have it as their avatars- it shouldn't be too hard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted September 9, 2003 Considering two people have it as their avatars- it shouldn't be too hard I just saw it as somebody's avatar. That's why I came back, to edit my thread. But hey, thanks for being there for me bob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2003 Considering two people have it as their avatars- it shouldn't be too hard I just saw it as somebody's avatar. That's why I came back, to edit my thread. But hey, thanks for being there for me bob. Hey! This is MY thread, you sorry bastard. WWE wound up doing the right thing and had JR and the King come out to the King's music before RAW, in case anyone was wondering. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamsherm 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2003 "Right thing?" Do you mean they did the right thing by having JR come out to Lawler's music so as not to piss off the Alabama fans who just had their team beat by JR's Oklahoma Sooners? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2003 No, that kept JR as a face which was a good idea since he was involved in a major angle later that night. Well, actually, not pissing off the fans could be considered the right thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted September 10, 2003 Flair blade Goldberg and blood come about three inches from hitting me. I don't want Goldberg AIDS. I was actually gonna complement Goldie on his blade job. Oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2003 Bubba carried him out, since they wasted their strecher. Quotes of the night: RVD: (On strecher) Aw, fuck! Theodore Long: How do you like that, white ass mother fuckers? Heh...any particular reason RVD said that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2003 (edited) You met RVD? Cool--how is like to talk with in person? He seem normal, or like he was kinda baked...you joke about it, or what? I'd think he's be one of the best guys to meet. Val vs. Christian on Heat--wow, Heat > Raw this week. Who is the "bastard son of Sting?" I'm for some reason thinking of Cena because of Downhome's old sig picture of him in the Sting makeup, but I guess it was probably an OVW/ROH/local guy with a ripoff gimmick? Was that actually his ring name? "Coming down the aisle, weighing 229 pounds--the BASTARD SON OF STING!" Edited September 10, 2003 by AndrewTS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted September 10, 2003 You met RVD? Cool--how is like to talk with in person? He seem normal Memo to self: Never visit AndrewTS's neck of the woods. People like RVD are considered normal. Avoid it like the plague. Or New Jersey. Either is applicable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2003 You met RVD? Cool--how is like to talk with in person? He seem normal Memo to self: Never visit AndrewTS's neck of the woods. People like RVD are considered normal. Avoid it like the plague. Or New Jersey. Either is applicable. Uh, no--that wasn't what I meant. I've seen quite a share of stoners, and where I live is considered a big area of drug use--but wasn't what I intended. I'll let ChrisMWaters handle the NJ crack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2003 Bubba carried him out, since they wasted their strecher. Quotes of the night: RVD: (On strecher) Aw, fuck! Theodore Long: How do you like that, white ass mother fuckers? Heh...any particular reason RVD said that? Just selling the injury, I suppose. Or embarassment. You met RVD? Cool--how is like to talk with in person? He seem normal, or like he was kinda baked...you joke about it, or what? I'd think he's be one of the best guys to meet. Val vs. Christian on Heat--wow, Heat > Raw this week. Who is the "bastard son of Sting?" I'm for some reason thinking of Cena because of Downhome's old sig picture of him in the Sting makeup, but I guess it was probably an OVW/ROH/local guy with a ripoff gimmick? Was that actually his ring name? "Coming down the aisle, weighing 229 pounds--the BASTARD SON OF STING!" 1) He was cool. Didn't get to talk with him much. 2) I hope its on Heat. It was the first big match so I was worried it would be a dark match. 3) Just some guy in white facepaint, a weave that loses a few hairs, pleather coat, nylon shirt. Maybe the Bastard Son of Jeff Hardy and Sting is more of a fitting description. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2003 Maven beats the Bastard Son of Sting and Vampiro with an awesome looking Bulldog into a DDT from the middle rope. Awe, no missile dropkick? Anyway, if you brought a stash with you, RVD would probably smoke it with ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2003 Flair blade Goldberg and blood come about three inches from hitting me. I don't want Goldberg AIDS. I was actually gonna complement Goldie on his blade job. Oh well. If anything, give him credit for taking HHH's chair shot LIKE A FUCKING MAN on RAW. That's like on Undertaker-Shawn-Michaels-1997-feud level of badass. I feel your pain, William. UYI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson Platypus 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2003 Flair blade Goldberg and blood come about three inches from hitting me. I don't want Goldberg AIDS. I was actually gonna complement Goldie on his blade job. Oh well. If anything, give him credit for taking HHH's chair shot LIKE A FUCKING MAN on RAW. That's like on Undertaker-Shawn-Michaels-1997-feud level of badass. I feel your pain, William. UYI I was fairly impressed with both the blade job and that sick chair shot. You know someone is taking a chair shot like a man when sitting at home you go OOOOOH. Also, personally I really liked the beatdown on RAW. NO ONE should be able to overcome 3 on 1 odds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notJames 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2003 Memo to self: Never visit AndrewTS's neck of the woods. People like RVD are considered normal. Avoid it like the plague. Or New Jersey. Either is applicable. Now you've done it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2003 2) I hope its on Heat. It was the first big match so I was worried it would be a dark match. Naw, it's a title match. Plus order doesn't really matter on the syndicated show. I've been to a SD that had a Noble/Tajiri match prior to the Velocity fireworks, but it made Velocity anyway. 3) Just some guy in white facepaint, a weave that loses a few hairs, pleather coat, nylon shirt. Maybe the Bastard Son of Jeff Hardy and Sting is more of a fitting description. Now THAT'S a scary thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted September 10, 2003 Flair blade Goldberg and blood come about three inches from hitting me. I don't want Goldberg AIDS. I was actually gonna complement Goldie on his blade job. Oh well. I concur that was a excellent blade job without the camera to far on him. he was bleeding after the first chairshot and cage throw Flair didnt need to add to it. RVD gets the worse blade job award for On camera slashing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2003 What you may or may not have seen was Flair blade Goldberg and blood come about three inches from hitting me. I don't want Goldberg AIDS. Ya know, wrestlers blading themselves is crazy but blading each other is just sick. I'm going to master the blade job someday, walk into Home Depot or Wal-Marts, drop a box on my head and bleed all over. LAW SUIT BABY!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted September 11, 2003 Memo to self: Never visit AndrewTS's neck of the woods. People like RVD are considered normal. Avoid it like the plague. Or New Jersey. Either is applicable. Now you've done it! I live in New York. It's one of my basic rights to be able to make fun of New Jersey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
