I want to be a Moderator

[Guest Eagan469]

To translate for the intellectually-impaired: "Mods can't ban someone for starting a 'hello' thread in GC."

 

Uh, you didn't suspend me for that.

 

You suspended me for the thread where Alias #1248 said his great aunt/uncle died.

Get your facts straight. It was that thread you started in NHB.

And you were the only mod that cared.

 

Did you confer with the other mods before you suspended me?

 

That's what I thought.

[AlwaysPissedOff 0]

Actually... I did. Got anything else left in the tank, Eagan?

[Guest Eagan469]

Yes, but I won't waste it on the likes of you.

 

Do us all a favor and post less...

[AlwaysPissedOff 0]

Actually, you won't be posting at all. After all the warnings and second chances, you just can't take the fucking hint, Eagan, so... without further adieu:

 

You're banned.

 

Good riddence.

[Guest Eagan469]

for what?

[AlwaysPissedOff 0]

Since you'll try and get back on anyway: It's for not heeding my warning(which, BTW, was like the 3rd one I've given you) eariler.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Where the hell'd my sig props go, CWM?

I decided to change it. Frozen made a awesome speech about how great I am.

 

 

If you could do that, you'd be back in, faster than a woman can scream at your face.

[Guest HungryJack]

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Eagan sucks.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

That sums it up pretty well.

[caboose 0]

Holy fuck.

He's finally gone!

[dutchse.cx 0]

I don't write speeches ... especially about posters on a messageboard. But if I was to make a speech about CWM, it'd rival anything that Martin Luther King, JR has done.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Whoa, I won.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

For those about to ban...

 

(FIRE!)

 

We salute you~

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Eagan got banned for what he said on this thread?...

[AlwaysPissedOff 0]

Pretty much, KKK. I told him to drop whole argument and he kept on despite my warning, so got the axe.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

My retard picture is gone. And so is Eagen.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Eagan finally is banned?

 

...wow is all I gotta say. I'm stunned...

[Art Sandusky 0]

But we all always wanted to hear what Eagan had to contribute to threads! He said so himself!

 

Anyone who would actually put some kind of value into their "messageboard reputation" like he did, acting like his post count meant something and shit like that needs to be banned just for being annoying as fuck and asking new people "why the fuck are you talking, newb?" You know, shit like that.

[The Dames 0]

Ha...Eagen AND Johnson gone in the same day?

 

Hallelujah!

 

Dames

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I see a snowflake..is it christmas already?

[Fökai 0]

Can the MASH gimmick still make guest appearances, despite his curmudgeonly target being removed from our existence?

[Zack Malibu 0]

My retard picture is gone. And so is Eagen.

You know, Inc's posts are THAT MUCH BETTER since I seem to hear Alf saying them in my head.

 

Don't ever lose that avatar pic, Inc.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

Then how the hell is bps a mod?

 

 

That dude LIVES for petty bickering. I think he's a decent mod, never done anythign to fucke me over, but if bickering with posters is not allowed....well...damn.

*enters thread for first time*

 

What the hell are you talking about?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

All Im going to say is a pictured Banky singing "I wanna be a monkey" off the Ren and Stimpy CD throughout the whole thread.

 

I really don't have anything solid to contribute to the thread though. The board could use another mod but its not desperately needed as much as it was.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Holy shit, I'm so drunk and cryign aftre reading this thread. If you can't make me a mod after this, you're so fucked. How can you logiclly vote either Goerge Bush of John Kerry in after reading this?

 

 

VOTE BANKY

[Art Sandusky 0]

You know, good ol' Patrick would never come onto the board and act irresponsibly if he were made a moderator.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Coincidentally, the demand for more moderators ceased when I became one. Well, except for that whole TNA folder thing, but I fixed that.

[alfdogg 0]

You know, Inc's posts are THAT MUCH BETTER since I seem to hear Alf saying them in my head.

[IllustriousOne 0]

You know, good ol' Patrick would never come onto the board and act irresponsibly if he were made a moderator.

Bullshit.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Ill, you hurt. I made a gimmick account for when I'm drunk or high. Should I be made a moderator, all PUI will be done with that gimmick account.