Someone kill themself, for my amusement

[Guest The Old Me]

Get some balls and off yourselves, one by one. Do it right HERE!

[CanadianChick 0]

::dead::

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I can't believe she actually fell for it!

[Guest The Old Me]

Please come back to life and write me a more in depth description of your death. Thank you.

[Guest Fook]

*chops himself to pieces with hatchet*

[Guest The Old Me]

*chops himself to pieces with hatchet*

That's a MAN~!

[Cuban Linx 0]

I'd do it, but i'm far to lazy to be bothered going to the effort of killing myself.

 

Give me a way to kill myself with minimal effort required on my part and i'll consider it.

[CanadianChick 0]

Well, see, I jumped out a window, but was clever enough to bring my computer with me and push "enter" on my keyboard before I hit the ground.

 

And now I'm back to haunt you all. HA!

[Guest Fook]

I'd do it, but i'm far to lazy to be bothered going to the effort of killing myself.

 

Give me a way to kill myself with minimal effort required on my part and i'll consider it.

Hang out on the highway.

 

 

You don't have to do anything but stand there.

[Nighthawk 0]

*collapses at party and has semen pumped from stomach*

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

*collapses at party and has semen pumped from stomach*

[Guest The Old Me]

How many times can a guy cum in your mouth before you're dead? We'll never know now.

[Sandman9000 0]

::Swallows double load of buckshot::

[justsoyouknow 0]

:::Begins to eat himself, starting with the toes:::

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

::sticks a stack of CDs and my two speakers in the microwave with tinfoil underneath and sticks face right in front of it::

[Guest The Old Me]

More of you need to grow balls and rid the world of yourselves. I'll still be here.

 

Waiting.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

:::Begins to eat himself, starting with the toes:::

[simpsons Mode]

 

Pssssst. The best meat's in the rump.

 

[simpsons Mode Off].

[Youth N Asia 0]

*Reads through The New Me's last 20 posts...dies of boredom*

[Guest The Old Me]

*Reads through The New Me's last 20 posts...dies of boredom*

Go watch Buffy, cunt.

[Mole 0]

*Reads through The New Me's last 20 posts...dies of boredom*

Go watch Buffy, cunt.

I'm sure he would.

[Youth N Asia 0]

*Reads through The New Me's last 20 posts...dies of boredom*

Go watch Buffy, cunt.

I'm sure he would.

I just watched Angel actually

[Papacita 0]

*has flashbacks to the days of his "suicidal AND LOVING IT~!" gimmick*

 

Eh...suicide is overrated.

[Guest The Old Me]

Takes a shit on Buffy.

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

I'd do it, but i'm far to lazy to be bothered going to the effort of killing myself.

 

Give me a way to kill myself with minimal effort required on my part and i'll consider it.

Hang out on the highway.

 

 

You don't have to do anything but stand there.

Yeah, but then you have to actually travel to a highway, and that too requires effort.

 

 

*Decides to waste his effort killing The New Me*

 

Eh, I figured I'd help a brotha out.

[DerangedHermit 0]

*goes to eat poisoned hamburger*

 

Meh...I'm not hungry. Want some, TNM?

[Anakin Flair 0]

I'd do it, but i'm far to lazy to be bothered going to the effort of killing myself.

 

Give me a way to kill myself with minimal effort required on my part and i'll consider it.

Hey, and Cuban comes with his own chalk outline. Now THAT'S f'ing considerate of him

[Guest wrestlingbs]

:Eats rats whole, then waits til said rats burst through stomach:

 

Rat: Oh God, it was awful! There was blood and semi-digested peanut-butter sandwiches everywhere! Oh dear God!

 

Now top that.

[DARRYLXWF 0]

Okay, I'm dead. NOW what am I supposed to do?

[Guest The Old Me]

Okay, I'm dead. NOW what am I supposed to do?

Go to hell?

[razazteca 0]

I think I must KILLTNM for starting this starting this mass suicide.

 

Death to The New Me QT style, I got a boomstick and a katana that craves TNM blood.