Guest The Old Me Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Get some balls and off yourselves, one by one. Do it right HERE!
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 I can't believe she actually fell for it!
Guest The Old Me Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Please come back to life and write me a more in depth description of your death. Thank you.
Guest Fook Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 *chops himself to pieces with hatchet*
Guest The Old Me Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 *chops himself to pieces with hatchet* That's a MAN~!
Cuban Linx Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 I'd do it, but i'm far to lazy to be bothered going to the effort of killing myself. Give me a way to kill myself with minimal effort required on my part and i'll consider it.
CanadianChick Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Well, see, I jumped out a window, but was clever enough to bring my computer with me and push "enter" on my keyboard before I hit the ground. And now I'm back to haunt you all. HA!
Guest Fook Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 I'd do it, but i'm far to lazy to be bothered going to the effort of killing myself. Give me a way to kill myself with minimal effort required on my part and i'll consider it. Hang out on the highway. You don't have to do anything but stand there.
Nighthawk Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 *collapses at party and has semen pumped from stomach*
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 *collapses at party and has semen pumped from stomach*
Guest The Old Me Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 How many times can a guy cum in your mouth before you're dead? We'll never know now.
Sandman9000 Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 ::Swallows double load of buckshot::
justsoyouknow Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 :::Begins to eat himself, starting with the toes:::
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 ::sticks a stack of CDs and my two speakers in the microwave with tinfoil underneath and sticks face right in front of it::
Guest The Old Me Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 More of you need to grow balls and rid the world of yourselves. I'll still be here. Waiting.
Lord of The Curry Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 :::Begins to eat himself, starting with the toes::: [simpsons Mode] Pssssst. The best meat's in the rump. [simpsons Mode Off].
Youth N Asia Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 *Reads through The New Me's last 20 posts...dies of boredom*
Guest The Old Me Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 *Reads through The New Me's last 20 posts...dies of boredom* Go watch Buffy, cunt.
Mole Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 *Reads through The New Me's last 20 posts...dies of boredom* Go watch Buffy, cunt. I'm sure he would.
Youth N Asia Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 *Reads through The New Me's last 20 posts...dies of boredom* Go watch Buffy, cunt. I'm sure he would. I just watched Angel actually
Papacita Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 *has flashbacks to the days of his "suicidal AND LOVING IT~!" gimmick* Eh...suicide is overrated.
Cran Da Maniac Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 I'd do it, but i'm far to lazy to be bothered going to the effort of killing myself. Give me a way to kill myself with minimal effort required on my part and i'll consider it. Hang out on the highway. You don't have to do anything but stand there. Yeah, but then you have to actually travel to a highway, and that too requires effort. *Decides to waste his effort killing The New Me* Eh, I figured I'd help a brotha out.
DerangedHermit Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 *goes to eat poisoned hamburger* Meh...I'm not hungry. Want some, TNM?
Anakin Flair Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 I'd do it, but i'm far to lazy to be bothered going to the effort of killing myself. Give me a way to kill myself with minimal effort required on my part and i'll consider it. Hey, and Cuban comes with his own chalk outline. Now THAT'S f'ing considerate of him
Guest wrestlingbs Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 :Eats rats whole, then waits til said rats burst through stomach: Rat: Oh God, it was awful! There was blood and semi-digested peanut-butter sandwiches everywhere! Oh dear God! Now top that.
DARRYLXWF Posted October 5, 2003 Report Posted October 5, 2003 Okay, I'm dead. NOW what am I supposed to do?
Guest The Old Me Posted October 8, 2003 Report Posted October 8, 2003 Okay, I'm dead. NOW what am I supposed to do? Go to hell?
razazteca Posted October 8, 2003 Report Posted October 8, 2003 I think I must KILLTNM for starting this starting this mass suicide. Death to The New Me QT style, I got a boomstick and a katana that craves TNM blood.
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