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Guest The Old Me
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Get some balls and off yourselves, one by one. Do it right HERE!

Guest The Old Me
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Please come back to life and write me a more in depth description of your death. Thank you.

Guest The Old Me
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*chops himself to pieces with hatchet*

That's a MAN~!

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I'd do it, but i'm far to lazy to be bothered going to the effort of killing myself.

 

Give me a way to kill myself with minimal effort required on my part and i'll consider it.

Hang out on the highway.

 

 

You don't have to do anything but stand there.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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*collapses at party and has semen pumped from stomach*

:throwup:

Guest The Old Me
Posted

How many times can a guy cum in your mouth before you're dead? We'll never know now.

Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
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::sticks a stack of CDs and my two speakers in the microwave with tinfoil underneath and sticks face right in front of it::

Guest The Old Me
Posted

More of you need to grow balls and rid the world of yourselves. I'll still be here.

 

Waiting.

Guest The Old Me
Posted
*Reads through The New Me's last 20 posts...dies of boredom*

Go watch Buffy, cunt.

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I'd do it, but i'm far to lazy to be bothered going to the effort of killing myself.

 

Give me a way to kill myself with minimal effort required on my part and i'll consider it.

Hang out on the highway.

 

 

You don't have to do anything but stand there.

Yeah, but then you have to actually travel to a highway, and that too requires effort.

 

 

*Decides to waste his effort killing The New Me*

 

Eh, I figured I'd help a brotha out.

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I'd do it, but i'm far to lazy to be bothered going to the effort of killing myself.

 

Give me a way to kill myself with minimal effort required on my part and i'll consider it.

Hey, and Cuban comes with his own chalk outline. Now THAT'S f'ing considerate of him :P

Guest wrestlingbs
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:Eats rats whole, then waits til said rats burst through stomach:

 

Rat: Oh God, it was awful! There was blood and semi-digested peanut-butter sandwiches everywhere! Oh dear God!

 

Now top that.

Guest The Old Me
Posted
Okay, I'm dead. NOW what am I supposed to do?

Go to hell?

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