Guest Redhawk Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 Supposedly, Undertaker vs. Kane is rumored for Wrestlemania 20. It's just a rumor, so don't ask me for a source. Now, if WWE actually does go with Undertaker vs. Kane, I will tape EVERY single episode of each show leading up to that. Just imagine the comedy and spin-doctoring..... Are they going to still say Kane was locked in that basement for years? Or was he just another struggling indy wrestler who is living a gimmick, as we learned with Katie Vick? And since Paul Bearer is now not with the company and therefore they will never mention him, who exactly had Kane locked in that basement? And if Kane was able to get a car (and get into the Vick-killing accident), that means he was able to make some kind of money and possibly go to a car dealership. Are there W-2s or some other government document out there that just says "KANE?" Who the hell would sell a guy wearing a red mask a car? Even if he just bought the car off a friend, Kane would still have to have a driver's license/state ID. How did he get one? Does his picture have a mask on it, or is it is real face? And when he saw his license with no mask on, wouldn't he learn then that he had no burns? But after all this "I'm not really burned" stuff, was there ever a fire in the first place? Are Taker and Kane still only half-brothers, since Paul Bearer is no longer around to play Kane's dad? Do they both still have telekinetic powers, or did Undertaker lose his when he became a biker? Oh wait, I'm sorry, Taker never HAD powers, because Vince McMahon told us in 1999 that Taker was just playing a character that he'd taken too far. But in that case, how did Taker set stuff on fire during that initial Kane-Taker feud? How did Taker rise from the dead at RR '94? Was that....gasp....FAKE? Was disappearing from a burning coffin a CAMERA TRICK? Oh yeah, and the match would suck. There's just so much to think about.
Kurt Angle Mark Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 Supposedly, Undertaker vs. Kane is rumored for Wrestlemania 20. It's just a rumor, so don't ask me for a source. Ok, then I will give you one Dave Meltzer said on his radio show that the idea is currently on the table
Guest Super Pissed Smark Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 No, they're not going to try and explain any of that. Undertaker and Kane will still be brothers, that's it. The rest of the nonsense will not be spoken of. It's poetic license, or at least what Vince thinks poetic license means.
Jobber of the Week Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 Undertaker is going to be "DAMN BOY! You ain't supposed to get over! You jess' supposed to be my backup character. How'd you get a push?" And then Kane drops Taker on his head, so Taker goes DeadMan and wins at the PPV. The rest of WM 20 will be one long Vince McMahon promo where Vince airs clips of his favorite promos and tells MSG how great his family is. The shirts they sell at the booth will say "Who needs buyrate?" on the front and "The World's Greatest Missed Oppertunity, At The World's Greatest Arena" on the back. Oh, and I need less caffeine.
Guest Boo_Bradley Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 Undertaker is going to be "DAMN BOY! You ain't supposed to get over! You jess' supposed to be my backup character. How'd you get a push?" And then Kane drops Taker on his head, so Taker goes DeadMan and wins at the PPV. The rest of WM 20 will be one long Vince McMahon promo where Vince airs clips of his favorite promos and tells MSG how great his family is. The shirts they sell at the booth will say "Who needs buyrate?" on the front and "The World's Greatest Missed Oppertunity, At The World's Greatest Arena" on the back. Oh, and I need less caffeine. I'm dying... LMAO
Jobber of the Week Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 I'm dying... LMAO Serious fact that's actually goofy: I was thinking about getting a campaign to make a few thousand shirts (think 5,000-7,000 or so) in various sizes that were black with white letters that read "I JOBBED CLEAN TO HHH" and giving them to people outside MSG to wear at the show. The thought of Vince's biggest show at The Garden with a good number of people all wearing these shirts all over the arena, impossible to miss, would be grand. Sadly, I don't have the kind of money to put that together.
Steviekick Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 if it is Taker/Kane version 13221345.2, at least it doesn't matter that Taker is going over someone.
Guest Sylvan Grenier Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Kane est tres mignon, et il a un bon voiture. Il peut conduire moi toujours!
Lil' Bitch Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Its kinda interesting how they would do a WM rematch at a WM, but quite frankly, I'd rather see Undertaker go over somebody he hasn't beaten at a WM. Oh and... Kane est tres mignon, et il a un bon voiture. Il peut conduire moi toujours! To quote Chris Tucker: What the hell did you just say?
Chuck Woolery Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 He said something about "Kane is very cute," but I lost him after that.
Ultra Violence Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Kane est tres mignon, et il a un bon voiture. Il peut conduire moi toujours! Kane is very cute, and he has a good car. He can always drive me. What the fuck are you on?
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 *is waiting for "Rene Dupree" to enter and reply with...* "*Prances around with dumb grin on face*"
Adam Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 *is waiting for "Rene Dupree" to enter and reply with...* "*Prances around with dumb grin on face*" Now THAT'S funny.
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 I'd rather see Undertaker go over somebody he hasn't beaten at a WM. Or, alternatively, do the job to put someone else over (but not Kane).
Guest Redhawk Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Oh and by the way, appartently Kane is a human being now and no longer a monster. Although I have a feeling they're going to do some kind of angle where Kane "dies" as a result of Shane's car trick, then he comes back, which would for some reason have something to do with the Undertaker.
Just call me Dan Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Your points are all valid, but would have been more suited for thier match at summerslam 2000. You seem to be questioning Kane's character as a whole, and while it is contrasting, it would be a simple plan. Taker has always contained Kane, and if he continues his rampage and seems to be at that unstoppable point, who would you call upon to thwart him?
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