Guest mst3krules Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Link Q. Are you rich? A. I wish. "Rich" is a relative term. I'm better off than I was when I had $27 in my pocket at the end of my football career. But compared to Vince McMahon (WWE chairman), I'm a pauper. I'd say I'm comfortable. I was going to retire when I got to 40, but, now I'm going through a divorce, so my ex-wife is the one who is retiring. I'll be working for a few more years.
Guest netslob Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 i find it more interesting that someone married him in the first place...i guess she got tired of being tied up whenever she got into the shower...
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 I'll be working for a few more years. This is the scariest bit.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 I'll be working for a few more years. That's funny, I never realized that Bradshaw could work at all.
Guest TheArchiteck Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Big stock broker and never signed a pre-nup.
Ripper Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 So are you telling me all the "black penis" jokes were vicious lies written by Bradshaw in his online article when the entire time his wife was leaving him. I feel betrayed.
Murmuring Beast Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 The book is bombing, the final straw, she's gone.
Guest Razor Roman Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Dude, Bradshaw's on CNN right now, talking about Smackdown the vote.
Guest Choken One Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Shouldn't be a zillionarie since he is so smart about the market?
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 "It's the Wrestling" -Bradshaws explanation for his current economic crisis.
Guest Mulatto Heat Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Maybe Bradshaw should re-injure his groin again, consdering what color it changed to, and how his wife was "happy about that". Ha ha ha ha ha.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 When he's not putting the big hurt on his enemies in the ring, World Wrestling Entertainment star John "Bradshaw" Layfield is groping with the bulls and bears of Wall Street. Layfield, 36, author of "Have More Money Now," just signed on with Fox TV as a financial analyst. Don't let the rippling muscles and tight blue jeans fool you. This guy's got a degree in ancient history from Abilene Christian University, quotes Robert Frost and organizes get-out-the vote efforts. The 290-pound, self-taught financial guru was in town this week, promoting his book and his bout this past Tuesday at the Bradley Center. He took five from reporter Meg Kissinger. Good to know that he can be of service to things other than wrestling.
Steviekick Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Now will the divorce proceedings be done in wrestler court?
Ultra Violence Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 *flashback to Dilbert episode* "Introducing the honourable judge STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN" *glass breaks at back of courtroom* Dilbert: Can't we have a real judge? Dogbert: Not according to the media agreememnt I signed StoneCold: AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS ORDER IN THE COURT
Highland Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 *flashback to Dilbert episode* "Introducing the honourable judge STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN" *glass breaks at back of courtroom* Dilbert: Can't we have a real judge? Dogbert: Not according to the media agreememnt I signed StoneCold: AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS ORDER IN THE COURT God I want to see that episode.
Highland Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Maybe HHH will follow Bradshaw's lead and get a job outside of wrestling and make it full time.
Guest Maccam16 Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 I'd rather have HHH around than Bradshaw. At least that will give him some time to replicate the HHHonk. God I hope it makes a return...
Guest Redhawk Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Maybe he can add the HHHonk to his entrance. But if he were really cool, HHH would start spitting bees instead of water.
The Ghost of bps21 Posted October 8, 2003 Report Posted October 8, 2003 It's funny that Bradshaw gets hurt and has to stay at home for the first time in YEARS. And his wife leaves him as a result. If he'd have been on the road all year like usual...I bet this wouldn't have happened.
Guest mst3krules Posted October 8, 2003 Report Posted October 8, 2003 Maybe he can add the HHHonk to his entrance. But if he were really cool, HHH would start spitting bees instead of water.
buffybeast Posted October 8, 2003 Report Posted October 8, 2003 I noticed Stone Cold was wearing his wedding band Monday night. Has anyone heard anything about he and Debra reconciling? It's too soon for him to marry someone else.
Ripper Posted October 8, 2003 Report Posted October 8, 2003 It has been almost 2 years now right...wait...how long has it been?
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