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Bradshaw getting a divorce

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Q. Are you rich?

 

 

A. I wish. "Rich" is a relative term. I'm better off than I was when I had $27 in my pocket at the end of my football career. But compared to Vince McMahon (WWE chairman), I'm a pauper. I'd say I'm comfortable. I was going to retire when I got to 40, but, now I'm going through a divorce, so my ex-wife is the one who is retiring. I'll be working for a few more years.

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Guest netslob

i find it more interesting that someone married him in the first place...i guess she got tired of being tied up whenever she got into the shower... ;)

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Guest Dynamite Kido
I'll be working for a few more years.

That's funny, I never realized that Bradshaw could work at all.

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So are you telling me all the "black penis" jokes were vicious lies written by Bradshaw in his online article when the entire time his wife was leaving him. I feel betrayed.

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Guest Mulatto Heat

Maybe Bradshaw should re-injure his groin again, consdering what color it changed to, and how his wife was "happy about that".

 

Ha ha ha ha ha. <_<

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Guest Plushy Al Logan
When he's not putting the big hurt on his enemies in the ring, World Wrestling Entertainment star John "Bradshaw" Layfield is groping with the bulls and bears of Wall Street. Layfield, 36, author of "Have More Money Now," just signed on with Fox TV as a financial analyst. Don't let the rippling muscles and tight blue jeans fool you. This guy's got a degree in ancient history from Abilene Christian University, quotes Robert Frost and organizes get-out-the vote efforts. The 290-pound, self-taught financial guru was in town this week, promoting his book and his bout this past Tuesday at the Bradley Center. He took five from reporter Meg Kissinger.

 

Good to know that he can be of service to things other than wrestling.

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*flashback to Dilbert episode*

 

"Introducing the honourable judge STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN"

 

*glass breaks at back of courtroom*

 

Dilbert: Can't we have a real judge?

Dogbert: Not according to the media agreememnt I signed

 

StoneCold: AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS ORDER IN THE COURT

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*flashback to Dilbert episode*

 

"Introducing the honourable judge STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN"

 

*glass breaks at back of courtroom*

 

Dilbert: Can't we have a real judge?

Dogbert: Not according to the media agreememnt I signed

 

StoneCold: AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS ORDER IN THE COURT

God I want to see that episode. :D

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Guest Maccam16

I'd rather have HHH around than Bradshaw. At least that will give him some time to replicate the HHHonk. God I hope it makes a return...

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Guest Redhawk

Maybe he can add the HHHonk to his entrance. But if he were really cool, HHH would start spitting bees instead of water.

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Guest mst3krules
Maybe he can add the HHHonk to his entrance. But if he were really cool, HHH would start spitting bees instead of water.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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