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Guest DR PHIL
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Chester Feeler

 

Eau claire, Wisconsin

 

Journeyman(a bum?)

 

Ratted out a mob boss and was killed during the trial!(SWEET!!!)

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Harry Makmyday

Portland

Door keeper

In a wheelchair, pushed down Yankee Stadium steps with body flipping up and landing on third base.

 

Well, hopefully I crushed a few Yankee players on my way out.

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Name: Bernard Vaginer...musta got a lot of ladies with that name eh?

 

City: Butte, Montana...okay my name has Vag(ina) in it and I lived in Butte...oy.

 

Job: Soldier Mechanic who did Repairs...how scintilatting a career I must've had.

 

Death: Bled to death after intentionally cutting off hand with a saw...why not just slice my neck? Man...musta been caught cheating :)

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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Frank Pillsbury

New Orleans

Coachman

Got stuck in the toilet. Lived for 31 days before dying of thirst.

Guest Smark-Raving Mad
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Louis Tepper

 

Milwaukee

 

Coal Miner

 

Eaten by a lion who was then eaten by a shark

 

 

Man, a day from retirement, and I just had to take that trip to the zoo.

Guest NazMistry
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Benjamin Nightgale

Atlanta

Writer

Died While Choking Myself During Masturbation

 

What a way to go!

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