Guest ToddRoyal Report post Posted October 19, 2003 KB Toys. Yup. Sounds dumb, but I get along awesomely with my manager and at least 3 co-workers, and we get to play with toys. It's only a summer-school break job, but its often a ton of fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted October 19, 2003 I work for the C.I.A. You are all under investigation...except Dames, he's clean...couldn't find anything on the fucker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 Just out of curiousity, how does one apply for a job at the CIA? It's not like you can just visit Monster.com or anything... Me? I'm just a high school senior. I turned down a job that paid twelve dollars an hour, flexible hours for my school schedule, and a chance for promotion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted October 19, 2003 Some Guy in a Black came Up to me and asked... But seriously, I believe there is a CIA enterance exam just like the FBI as well...I'm sure there are a shitload of requirements and stuff... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrainYou42 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 Dishwasher, at a local mexican restaurant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfaJack 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 Today it felt as though I worked in hell. In reality, though, it's just Old Navy. You're not the one responsible for all those annoying commercials, are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted October 19, 2003 Today it felt as though I worked in hell. In reality, though, it's just Old Navy. You're not the one responsible for all those annoying commercials, are you? Oh hell no. In fact, I think Old Navy employees complain the most about those damned commercials. I mean, Fran Drescher is in our newest promo ad. Geezus, could it get any worse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 Today it felt as though I worked in hell. In reality, though, it's just Old Navy. You're not the one responsible for all those annoying commercials, are you? Oh hell no. In fact, I think Old Navy employees complain the most about those damned commercials. I mean, Fran Drescher is in our newest promo ad. Geezus, could it get any worse? She could be naked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fire and Knives Report post Posted October 19, 2003 I stock shelves at Target from 8-2, and I wash dishes from 4-11. Every now and then, I work a Sunday at a warehouse owned by my dad's contracting company. Hooray for getting paid in cash at the end of the day. K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 I stock shelves at K-Mart at night. Thankfully i don't work very hard, and most of the managers like me so i can get away with doing shit all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted October 19, 2003 Today it felt as though I worked in hell. In reality, though, it's just Old Navy. You're not the one responsible for all those annoying commercials, are you? Oh hell no. In fact, I think Old Navy employees complain the most about those damned commercials. I mean, Fran Drescher is in our newest promo ad. Geezus, could it get any worse? She could be naked. Thanks for that mental image. I now have to find a much more pleasant one to replace it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 well, there's the NAUGHTY MONKEY~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted October 19, 2003 True. There IS the naughty monkey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 She could be naked. What's so bad about Fran?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 I work for the C.I.A. You are all under investigation...except Dames, he's clean...couldn't find anything on the fucker. You're being lazy or not looking hard enough. By the way, a friend of mine actually did apply for the CIA. They were recruiting from my college campus. He would have taken the job, but didn't want to deal with the responsiblity...and their screening process was ridiculous. Oh, Choken...I love the Alias joke. My buddy was actually going to be making gadgets for them, ala Marshall. I mean, Fran Drescher is in our newest promo ad. Geezus, could it get any worse? My best friend Keith and I have a hilarious joke about this commercial. She doesn't close her mouth during the commercial at all....and just when you think she will, she opens it even more! We mark out for it as we see it coming...We're weird like that. As for me, I'm currently unemployed, trying to collect unemployment checks which haven't arrived yet before I go back to my sad existance, working for the Man. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 19, 2003 I work third shift shipping cigarettes to Kroger stores throughout the midwest. I do everything from dealing with invoices and computers, to running a stamping press or a forklift, to cutting open and stacking case after case of cigarettes. It's easy as hell, and I'm constantly surrounded by tobacco, as well as the morbid satisfaction of aiding and abetting the demise of thousands of midwesterners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 Go to sixth form college, i study chem, maths, economics and french. Work in a chemist on saturdays, stocking shelves, selling perfume and drugs, among other things. Its allrite really, the one guy i work with is cool but we we keep gettting a bollocking off the supervisor for talking too much and offering customers independent *ahem* advice on birth control. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJMc 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 I pitch tents all day.... Seriously, people who are having weddings, or other type of gatherings that require a large amount of people will call us up and order a tent, then we drive over there and build it. They also rent tables, chairs, lights, etc... from us. It's pretty cool, you get paid to travel and it's mindless, so there's no real pressure... the only problem is that I have 3 bosses who hate each other so they always enjoy to contradict each other... it gets annoying, but I can do nothing and be on the clock for like 4 hours before we actually have to BE somewhere That's cool. I used to work landscaping, and although the work was backbreaking, the time we spent in the truck rolling from job to job was often long and kinda fun. Anywho, I work in the film lab at my school. I just sit at a desk and make sure people sign in and out. That's it. Nothing more. I used to work at the Texaco station near my house. It's an awesome summer job, but it BLOWS in the winter. The station also used to fill propane tanks, which was ok, but dangerous. One time, I was putting the nozzle into a tank and it wasn't on tight enough. The thing blew off, spewing propane everywhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teke184 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 I'm a computer programmer for the State Of Corruption, formerly known as Louisiana. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godthedog 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 compass marketing research. i do phone surveys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted October 19, 2003 compass marketing research. i do phone surveys. stop calling me asshole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 compass marketing research. i do phone surveys. stop calling me asshole. "Asshole!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2003 compass marketing research. i do phone surveys. stop calling me asshole. "Asshole!" Yeah, had you put the comma after "me," he would have gotten the message Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted October 20, 2003 actually that was the whole joke...I always get called asshole by the fucking telemarketers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2003 I work for the Government of Canada as a health research analyst. I get paid an obscene amount of money for what I do, and my retirement is pretty much already funded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2003 Unemployed currently. I'm turning 16 on the 31st, though, so then I can start applying to RETAIL~. Actually, there's a Starbucks opening close to me, and I could apply there. Which would be funny, because I don't even like coffee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2003 Assistant Vice President at Between Employers Incorporated. WHITE COLLAR, BAYBEE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2003 Assistant Vice President at Between Employers Incorporated. WHITE COLLAR, BAYBEE~! Fired again huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2003 Circuit City. Mostly video games and small electronics, although sometimes I'm in the music/movies department. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2003 I got a job at the Chili's thats opening up in November if I want it. Not sure, but I have to make my mind up in 2 weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
