SJL Metal Card for Tuesday, 11/18/03

[Ace309 0]

SJL METAL CARD

Date: Tuesday, November 18, @ 9 PM EST

Venue: The parking lot outside the St. Pete Times Forum (formerly the Tampa Ice Palace). As some of you may remember, the SJL has been banned from the Ice Palace. However, we were planning to be in the area, and so they let us hold a card in their parking lot. Weather will be sunny for the early matches but we’ll kick the lights on for the later ones, and the fans will be general admissions (read: crazy).

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OPENING PROMO: Not called yet.

 

ROOKIE MATCH

Charismatic Kev vs. Wes Outlett

Description: Wes Outlett hasn’t been doing well in his first few appearances, but Commissioner Raynor is wondering if he’ll do better against fellow rookie Charismatic Kev! The ladies love him, for some reason.

Rules: Standard singles match. DQ & countout in effect.

Word Count: 3000

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SINGLES MATCH

Todd Royal vs. Unknown Warrior

Description: Todd’s got a title shot coming up after defeating Insane Luchador in a Quadruple Domination match. He’ll have to tune up against the Unknown Warrior, who has his sights set on the World Title as well. A win here, or even a strong showing, will put Warrior in line for a shot.

Rules: Standard singles match. DQ & countout in effect.

Word Count: 4500

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FOUR WAY VERY ODD VICTORY CONDITIONS MATCH

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Manson vs. Alan Clark vs. Dominic Korgath

Description: These four men struggle to stand out from the field. Tonight, they will try to be the last man standing in the ring that’s situated in a parking lot, not a field.

Rules: All four men in the ring. A wrestler is eliminated when he is pinned, submits, or is thrown over the top rope and has both feet touch the floor. No, there are technically no disqualifications. No, this does not mean you get to go medieval on your opponents’ asses using all kinds of hardcore plunder.

Word Count: 5500

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MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

FANS BRING THE WEAPONS

Aecas © vs. Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix

Description: Maddix is cashing in his title shot here! He’s been enjoying the hradkore stylingz thus far, so why not let these two get it on hardcore? This time, the fans will be supplying the madness! And remember: They’re comped, so they’re crazy!

Rules: Hardcore-style match. A garbage can full of fan-donated weapons will be in the parking lot, and the fans can hand the wrestlers weapons at any time. Only the World Title is on the line. The winner has Todd Royal waiting in the wings to challenge him at some indeterminate point in the near future. Technically, the fans brought their cars to the arena.

Word Count: 6000

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[The Amazing Rando 0]

so does that mean ...for the 4 Way...that ALL the action has to happen in the ring?

[Ace309 0]

As much as all the action in a battle royal has to happen in the ring, yes.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

well they always have (nowadays) guys that slide under the bottom or go through the middle and wreak havoc on the outside.

[Guest ToddRoyal]

Don't be that guy, Rando...don't be that guy...

[The Amazing Rando 0]

man...i already told you what i'm planning...this is for clarification

[Thoth 0]

Those conditions aren't very odd.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Fans Bring The Weapons= HUZZAH!

 

Be shocked if there isn't a fan in leiderhosen with a baguette for a weapon.

 

Good luck to Aecas...should be a fun one to write.

[Guest Aecas]

Then I shall fight you on the beaches Maddix

 

Pot Plant Vs Baguette right here.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Then I shall fight you on the beaches Maddix

 

Pot Plant Vs Baguette right here.

There's your Malice In Wonderland main event right there...

[janusd 0]

Then I shall fight you on the beaches Maddix

 

Pot Plant Vs Baguette right here.

There's your Malice In Wonderland main event right there...

*holds up sign* Pot Plant > Baguette.

 

MiW - where I won Mall Brawl! Woo!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

oh I know Janus...I know...

 

 

*whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

[Dace59 0]

If Malice In Wonderland rolls around again, someone had better be brave enough to ask for....

 

DAMNATION IN A BOX! Or I will be less than pleased.

 

Pot Plants > All! FBTW is gonna be a brutal match!

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

If Malice In Wonderland rolls around again, someone had better be brave enough to ask for....

 

DAMNATION IN A BOX! Or I will be less than pleased.

Dude, no.

[Dace59 0]

Poor Spike.

 

*Makes a breif return to the SJL to slaughter Spike once more*

[The Amazing Rando 0]

If Clark could have the backing of Disney for Damnation in a Box... he would gladly do it...

[Guest Aecas]

Well I for one would gladly do DIAB but thats me

[janusd 0]

Well I for one would gladly do DIAB but thats me 

*calls Dace and Crow in, and goes with 'em to meet Aecas in a DIAB* XD

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

I think we need to bring Bill Watts in to replace one of the bookers. This shit is getting out of hand.

[Secret Agent 0]

How about Disney In A Box? Don't ask me what the hell that is though.

[Ace309 0]

Well, for one, it's a small world.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Disney In A Box would have rules such as:

 

1) please keep your hands and arms inside the box at all times

2) for the safety and comfort of others...no smoking please

3) at random intervals...a wrestler comes down to the ring and helps one or both of the wrestlers before leaving (this is based on the fact that as a Disney cast member...especially in the parks...you are there to help EVERYONE...you choose).