Ace309 Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 SJL METAL CARD Date: Tuesday, November 18, @ 9 PM EST Venue: The parking lot outside the St. Pete Times Forum (formerly the Tampa Ice Palace). As some of you may remember, the SJL has been banned from the Ice Palace. However, we were planning to be in the area, and so they let us hold a card in their parking lot. Weather will be sunny for the early matches but we’ll kick the lights on for the later ones, and the fans will be general admissions (read: crazy). Send Promos & Marked Matches To: Longdogger_Pete OPENING PROMO: Not called yet. ROOKIE MATCH Charismatic Kev vs. Wes Outlett Description: Wes Outlett hasn’t been doing well in his first few appearances, but Commissioner Raynor is wondering if he’ll do better against fellow rookie Charismatic Kev! The ladies love him, for some reason. Rules: Standard singles match. DQ & countout in effect. Word Count: 3000 Send To: Ace309 SINGLES MATCH Todd Royal vs. Unknown Warrior Description: Todd’s got a title shot coming up after defeating Insane Luchador in a Quadruple Domination match. He’ll have to tune up against the Unknown Warrior, who has his sights set on the World Title as well. A win here, or even a strong showing, will put Warrior in line for a shot. Rules: Standard singles match. DQ & countout in effect. Word Count: 4500 Send To: Ace309 FOUR WAY VERY ODD VICTORY CONDITIONS MATCH “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Manson vs. Alan Clark vs. Dominic Korgath Description: These four men struggle to stand out from the field. Tonight, they will try to be the last man standing in the ring that’s situated in a parking lot, not a field. Rules: All four men in the ring. A wrestler is eliminated when he is pinned, submits, or is thrown over the top rope and has both feet touch the floor. No, there are technically no disqualifications. No, this does not mean you get to go medieval on your opponents’ asses using all kinds of hardcore plunder. Word Count: 5500 Send To: Thoth MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH FANS BRING THE WEAPONS Aecas © vs. Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix Description: Maddix is cashing in his title shot here! He’s been enjoying the hradkore stylingz thus far, so why not let these two get it on hardcore? This time, the fans will be supplying the madness! And remember: They’re comped, so they’re crazy! Rules: Hardcore-style match. A garbage can full of fan-donated weapons will be in the parking lot, and the fans can hand the wrestlers weapons at any time. Only the World Title is on the line. The winner has Todd Royal waiting in the wings to challenge him at some indeterminate point in the near future. Technically, the fans brought their cars to the arena. Word Count: 6000 Send To: Longdogger_Pete
The Amazing Rando Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 so does that mean ...for the 4 Way...that ALL the action has to happen in the ring?
Ace309 Posted November 14, 2003 Author Report Posted November 14, 2003 As much as all the action in a battle royal has to happen in the ring, yes.
The Amazing Rando Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 well they always have (nowadays) guys that slide under the bottom or go through the middle and wreak havoc on the outside.
Guest ToddRoyal Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 Don't be that guy, Rando...don't be that guy...
The Amazing Rando Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 man...i already told you what i'm planning...this is for clarification
King Cucaracha Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 Fans Bring The Weapons= HUZZAH! Be shocked if there isn't a fan in leiderhosen with a baguette for a weapon. Good luck to Aecas...should be a fun one to write.
Guest Aecas Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 Then I shall fight you on the beaches Maddix Pot Plant Vs Baguette right here.
The Amazing Rando Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 Then I shall fight you on the beaches Maddix Pot Plant Vs Baguette right here. There's your Malice In Wonderland main event right there...
janusd Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 Then I shall fight you on the beaches Maddix Pot Plant Vs Baguette right here. There's your Malice In Wonderland main event right there... *holds up sign* Pot Plant > Baguette. MiW - where I won Mall Brawl! Woo!
The Amazing Rando Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 oh I know Janus...I know... *whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Dace59 Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 If Malice In Wonderland rolls around again, someone had better be brave enough to ask for.... DAMNATION IN A BOX! Or I will be less than pleased. Pot Plants > All! FBTW is gonna be a brutal match!
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted November 14, 2003 Report Posted November 14, 2003 If Malice In Wonderland rolls around again, someone had better be brave enough to ask for.... DAMNATION IN A BOX! Or I will be less than pleased. Dude, no.
Dace59 Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 Poor Spike. *Makes a breif return to the SJL to slaughter Spike once more*
The Amazing Rando Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 If Clark could have the backing of Disney for Damnation in a Box... he would gladly do it...
Guest Aecas Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 Well I for one would gladly do DIAB but thats me
janusd Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 Well I for one would gladly do DIAB but thats me *calls Dace and Crow in, and goes with 'em to meet Aecas in a DIAB* XD
WrestlingDeacon Posted November 15, 2003 Report Posted November 15, 2003 I think we need to bring Bill Watts in to replace one of the bookers. This shit is getting out of hand.
Secret Agent Posted November 16, 2003 Report Posted November 16, 2003 How about Disney In A Box? Don't ask me what the hell that is though.
Ace309 Posted November 16, 2003 Author Report Posted November 16, 2003 Well, for one, it's a small world.
The Amazing Rando Posted November 16, 2003 Report Posted November 16, 2003 Disney In A Box would have rules such as: 1) please keep your hands and arms inside the box at all times 2) for the safety and comfort of others...no smoking please 3) at random intervals...a wrestler comes down to the ring and helps one or both of the wrestlers before leaving (this is based on the fact that as a Disney cast member...especially in the parks...you are there to help EVERYONE...you choose).
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