The One and Only EVOLUTION IS ----

[JHawk 0]

Evolution is a mystery

Lamest group in history

Hunter drinks coffee and iced tea...

[A Happy Medium 0]

Evolution answers the call of duty!

For they are no fruity booties!

[The Dames 0]

Bastards....don't run the joke into the ground! I need to keep the gag going for my Diatribe!

[JHawk 0]

Dames, consider it your readers giving you new material.

 

Um...yeah

[A Happy Medium 0]

Evolution makes Dames scream!

While Triple H eats ice cream!

[Guest Fook]

Evolution has a time machine!

Go back to the Byzantine!

Don't forget your cantine!

And bring me back some poutine!

[Golgo 13 0]

Evolution practices dentistry

Cavities are fixed in threes

White teeth will be guaranteed

If not, the next visit is free

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

Evolution reads my diary!

Evolution is a colostomy!

 

I'm not very good at this game. Where are the simple days of '100 Reasons Why..."?

[AndrewTS 0]

Pissed marine is *mine* damn it!

 

Although I expanded on some one else's with this:

 

Evolution is a buffet team

Slicing ham and roasting beef

You want it on rye, white, or wheat?

 

EVOLUTIOOON!

EVOLUTIOOON!

 

Flair's the only one free of injury

But we're still open 10 to 3

You can beat our prices but not our meat

It's hard to cook when you've got no heat

 

EVOLUTIOOOON!

EVOLUTIOOOON!

 

Don't take my word, go and see

Sure we've never been rated more stars than 3

But with two paying adults kids eat free!

 

EVOLUTIOOOON!

EVOLUTIOOOON!

[Guest Skironox]

Evolution is the money green!

Pimping spots for YJ sting!

Never sell for nobody,

Except Hunter for Stephanie!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Evolution has got it's back against the record machine

Cone on, Orton ain't the worst that you've seen

Don't you see what I mean, mean

Oh, at least can still BUMP~! BUMP~!

He might as well BUMP~! BUMP~!

I said BUMP~! BUMP~!

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Evolution is a can of bees.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

(Seeing) EVOLUTION IS A WASTE OF GASOLINE~!

[Guest Ghettoman]

Evolution is an exciting stable.

[DMann2003 0]

Evolution is a jealous group of three

Because Flair has an awesome DVD!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

EVOLUTION WILL CHOPPY CHOPPY YOUR PEE-PEE~!

[2GOLD 0]

Evolution likes the movie Speed

[Repo Man jr 0]

Evolution auditioned for the hit movie

[Guest Just Looking]

Evolution loves the creatine

Mix it in with AfroSheen

Mr. H's loves to primp and preen

Acting like a drama queen

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

EVOLUTION IS REALLY RUN BY MR. BEAN~!

[Repo Man jr 0]

Evolution kicked the shit out of Scooby Doo and robbed the Mystery Machine

[2GOLD 0]

Evolution loves Keanu Reeves

Matrix Reloaded was their dream

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

EVOLUTION HAS LOTS OF WET DREAMS~!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

EVOLUTION LISTENS TO TOO MUCH AVRIL LAVIGNE~!

[Boner Kawanger 0]

Evolution is only a theory

Taught in your child's textbook for historical purposes

[Mecha Mummy 0]

EVOLUTION IS REALLY RUN BY MR. BEAN~!

Hey, that's mine. Except I did it so it actually fit the scheme.

 

Evolution is a wind machine

Blows so much it is obscene

 

... Uhm... Crap.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

EVOLUTION IS REALLY RUN BY MR.  BEAN~!

Hey, that's mine. Except I did it so it actually fit the scheme.

 

Evolution is a wind machine

Blows so much it is obscene

 

... Uhm... Crap.

It is, I thought I did it first a few days back. Mine originally said:

 

EVOLUTION IS A CONSPIRACY BY AVRIL LAVIGNE AND MR. BEAN~!

 

Oh well!

 

 

EVOLUTION IS BIG STUPID AND MEAN~!

[Guest Duncan Eternia]

EVOLUTION WILL CHOPPY CHOPPY YOUR PEE-PEE~!

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[AndrewTS 0]

Evolution has got it's back against the record machine

Cone on, Orton ain't the worst that you've seen

Don't you see what I mean, mean

Oh, at least can still BUMP~! BUMP~!

He might as well BUMP~! BUMP~!

I said BUMP~! BUMP~!

Ha! I still hate David Lee Roth, but that's one of the good ones.

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

Evolution is a shopping spree

Buy some HGH at GNC

It'll help squash Jericho, you see

*KICKWHAMPEDIGREE* 1-2-3