The One and Only EVOLUTION IS ----

[Slayer 0]

<puts on dunce cap>

 

I thought we were making general song parodies here, whoops.

 

What's the whole "rhyme with '-een'" thing?

[Guest Fook]

Listen to Evolution's theme song, then you'll know.

[Slayer 0]

I haven't watched RAW that much in the last two months

 

All I remember about their theme is Lemmy singing like, well, Lemmy.

 

Lyrics are an afterthought

[Ted the Poster 0]

Evolution makes it hurt to pee!

 

 

Also, here's some lyrics done Cena-style:

 

So Evolution is your Listerine?

I'd rather gargle from a latrine!

Orton's getting treated like a holy man

Even though he's green as Dr. Seuss' ham

Please say this is all a bad dream!

Damn it, I want some Dramamine.

Ric Flair needs to just clean their clocks

'Cause compared to him, their all huge *holds up mic*

[Guest Anglesault]

Evolution is a cleaning team!

 

Give your windows a shining gleam!

[Slayer 0]

Evolution is like gangrene

Your limbs will fall off, you'll lose your spleen

[Guest LLSmoothJ]

Evolution's gonna bang Torrie!

They'll pump her up until she screams!

[Drury37 0]

Evolution is like an old sitcom on TV

One that stars Mr. T or ALF yelling Willy!!!

Thanks.

[Adam 0]

Evolution is run by Alexis Laree

From Ohio, where no one sees!

[Adam 0]

Evolution is an assholes dream!

If there were Slammys now they'd get one for worst team!

[Ultra Violence 0]

Evolution should be a job machine

Flair is old and Orton's green

They're destroying history

 

EVOLUTIOOON!

EVOLUTIOOON!

 

Trips is now just unsanitry

Batistas big and has no moves

The smarks hate them is what it proves

Why push someone who doesn't improve?

 

EVOLUTIOOOON!

EVOLUTIOOOON!

 

Its times like this you see

That your regret to watch WWE

Especially when on the net you can get TNA for free

 

EVOLUTIOOOON!

EVOLUTIOOOON!

[The Czech Republic 0]

<WWE management walking down street>

 

We love you Evolution, oh yes we do

We won't push anyone as much as you

When you're not on our screen, we're blue

Oh Evolution we love you

Ah yes, it's "Bye Bye Batista."

[Slayer 0]

Evolution eats tangerines

The juices drip down onto their jeans

They suffer from poor hygiene

Their extremeties are turning green

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Odd... I understood it the first time I heard the song.

And that is what makes you better than the common man.

 

Feel any different?

 

UYI

[MrRant 0]

Odd... I understood it the first time I heard the song.

And that is what makes you better than the common man.

 

Feel any different?

 

UYI

I already knew I was better than the common man.

[Adam 0]

Geez, then that must make the common man pretty damn bad.

 

j/k.

[The Czech Republic 0]

This thread really isn't very funny.

[Austin3164life 0]

Evolution dog-piles Stephanieeeeeeee~!

[RHR 0]

Evolution loves jimmy dean...

best damn sausage if you know what i mean....

 

Evolution is what you see...

what you'd rather hear Warrior and Mean Gene?

[Guest The Old Me]

All you fucking fags should suck Evolutions dick!!

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

::pulls out 9MM pistol and shoots this thread::

 

Sorry guys, I had to put her out of her misery.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

EVOLUTION USED ALL OF BRADSHAW'S LISTERINE

AND NOW THAT SUCKA BOOKER T IS GONNA SCREAM~!

[Ultra Violence 0]

EVOLUTION USED ALL OF BRADSHAW'S LISTERINE

AND NOW THAT SUCKA BOOKER T IS GONNA SCREAM~!

Listerine is a mouthwash, not a lubricant

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

EVOLUTION USED ALL OF BRADSHAW'S LISTERINE

AND NOW THAT SUCKA BOOKER T IS GONNA SCREAM~!

Listerine is a mouthwash, not a lubricant

I'll clarify that for you:

 

[backstage after Survivor Series]

Randy Orton and Batista are brushing their teeth. Randy reaches for his mouthwash, but realises it's out.

 

Orton: Shit! I'm out of Listerine!

Batista: Use that one over there, no one will ever know!.

Orton: I'll just R'ko him.

 

Orton uses it, then Batista finishes it. Suddenly a towel clad Bradshaw walks in!

 

Bradshaw: What the Hell are you two little bastards doing to my listerine?!

 

Bradshaw gets the baby oil out.

 

Bradshaw: Who's first to get in that shower, bitches?!

 

HHH walks in.

 

HHH: Leave them alone-uh! They are good kids-uh! Besides how many times has Booker T used your Listerine-uh!

Bradshaw: He never has, he knows better!

HHH: Another push says he used it this time-uh!

Bradshaw: That little bitch!

 

Bradshaw drops his towel and runs into the shower. Bradshaw knocks the soap out of Booker's hand.

 

Bradshaw: You should really pick that up, somebody could get hurt.

Booker T: Sure...

 

As Booker bends over to pick it up, well it writes itself here. Suddenly, a scream is heard throughout the arena.

 

...SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JN News 0]

EVOLUTION USED ALL OF BRADSHAW'S LISTERINE

AND NOW THAT SUCKA BOOKER T IS GONNA SCREAM~!

Listerine is a mouthwash, not a lubricant

I'll clarify that for you:

 

[backstage after Survivor Series]

Randy Orton and Batista are brushing their teeth. Randy reaches for his mouthwash, but realises it's out.

 

Orton: Shit! I'm out of Listerine!

Batista: Use that one over there, no one will ever know!.

Orton: I'll just R'ko him.

 

Orton uses it, then Batista finishes it. Suddenly a towel clad Bradshaw walks in!

 

Bradshaw: What the Hell are you two little bastards doing to my listerine?!

 

Bradshaw gets the baby oil out.

 

Bradshaw: Who's first to get in that shower, bitches?!

 

HHH walks in.

 

HHH: Leave them alone-uh! They are good kids-uh! Besides how many times has Booker T used your Listerine-uh!

Bradshaw: He never has, he knows better!

HHH: Another push says he used it this time-uh!

Bradshaw: That little bitch!

 

Bradshaw drops his towel and runs into the shower. Bradshaw knocks the soap out of Booker's hand.

 

Bradshaw: You should really pick that up, somebody could get hurt.

Booker T: Sure...

 

As Booker bends over to pick it up, well it writes itself here. Suddenly, a scream is heard throughout the arena.

 

...SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest hebtheeagle]

EVOLUTION MAKES ME WANNA PEE~!

[Guest Barcelona]

Evolution is a Lean Cuisine!

Full of shit that no one eats!

But fools who do, their assholes scream!

[Boner Kawanger 0]

Evolution is a large poutine

Hold the bacon, but not the CHEEEESE

Ohhhh, that Evolution

Ohhhh, that Evolution

[SuperJerk 0]

EVOLUTION NEEDS SURGERY~!

[Guest Mr. Adam]

Evolution is an anal rapiiiing,

Afterwards it really stiiiings