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Evolution has a time machine!

Go back to the Byzantine!

Don't forget your cantine!

And bring me back some poutine!

Guest Mindless_Aggression
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Evolution reads my diary!

Evolution is a colostomy!

 

I'm not very good at this game. Where are the simple days of '100 Reasons Why..."?

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Pissed marine is *mine* damn it!

 

Although I expanded on some one else's with this:

 

Evolution is a buffet team

Slicing ham and roasting beef

You want it on rye, white, or wheat?

 

EVOLUTIOOON!

EVOLUTIOOON!

 

Flair's the only one free of injury

But we're still open 10 to 3

You can beat our prices but not our meat

It's hard to cook when you've got no heat

 

EVOLUTIOOOON!

EVOLUTIOOOON!

 

Don't take my word, go and see

Sure we've never been rated more stars than 3

But with two paying adults kids eat free!

 

EVOLUTIOOOON!

EVOLUTIOOOON!

Guest Skironox
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Evolution is the money green!

Pimping spots for YJ sting!

Never sell for nobody,

Except Hunter for Stephanie!

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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Evolution has got it's back against the record machine

Cone on, Orton ain't the worst that you've seen

Don't you see what I mean, mean

Oh, at least can still BUMP~! BUMP~!

He might as well BUMP~! BUMP~!

I said BUMP~! BUMP~!

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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(Seeing) EVOLUTION IS A WASTE OF GASOLINE~!

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Evolution is a jealous group of three

Because Flair has an awesome DVD!

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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EVOLUTION WILL CHOPPY CHOPPY YOUR PEE-PEE~!

Guest Just Looking
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Evolution loves the creatine

Mix it in with AfroSheen

Mr. H's loves to primp and preen

Acting like a drama queen

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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EVOLUTION LISTENS TO TOO MUCH AVRIL LAVIGNE~!

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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EVOLUTION IS REALLY RUN BY MR.  BEAN~!

Hey, that's mine. Except I did it so it actually fit the scheme.

 

Evolution is a wind machine

Blows so much it is obscene

 

... Uhm... Crap.

It is, I thought I did it first a few days back. Mine originally said:

 

EVOLUTION IS A CONSPIRACY BY AVRIL LAVIGNE AND MR. BEAN~!

 

Oh well!

 

 

EVOLUTION IS BIG STUPID AND MEAN~!

Guest Duncan Eternia
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EVOLUTION WILL CHOPPY CHOPPY YOUR PEE-PEE~!

LOL!!!!!!!!!

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Evolution has got it's back against the record machine

Cone on, Orton ain't the worst that you've seen

Don't you see what I mean, mean

Oh, at least can still BUMP~! BUMP~!

He might as well BUMP~! BUMP~!

I said BUMP~! BUMP~!

Ha! I still hate David Lee Roth, but that's one of the good ones.

Guest AndrewisyourHero
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Evolution is a shopping spree

Buy some HGH at GNC

It'll help squash Jericho, you see

*KICKWHAMPEDIGREE* 1-2-3

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