Playboy Offers Britney Spears 7 Figure Sum To...

November 21, 2003

Still a rumor, so we'll see...

Pop Princess' New Proposition

Britney Spears has revealed almost everything, but MSNBC sources reveal that she's really got the opportunity now. Playboy magazine is hot to get the diva undressed and willing to give a seven figure sum for the pose. Britney hasn't said if she'll do it, but after seeing reviews of her new album, she might want to jump at the offer.

And now little 12 year old males across America pop up...

It'd be nice, but she's old news to me now. I still doubt she'll do it because it'd hurt her "Image" even more.

$50.00 says Playboy drops the ball on it if she does do it.

LaParkaYourCar · November 21, 2003

Bah in Playboy she won't show much more than she's already shown. She should do one of the more risque magazines.

Nevermortal · November 21, 2003

Bah in Playboy she won't show much more than she's already shown. She should do one of the more risque magazines.

Yeah, why not let her do something for Extreme Associates while we're at it... :bonk:

haVoc · November 21, 2003

I doubt it. Why would she do Playboy over a bad album review? All her albums had bad reviews and if her album bombs it sure as hell won't break her to the point where she'll need Playboys money.

Now, someone get out there and find a sex tape of her!

Big McLargeHuge · November 21, 2003

I still don't see the big deal about Britney. Is she really that attractive?

NoCalMike · November 21, 2003

With playboy, it really depends on the person in the centerfold. Sometimes layouts are more provacative, as Playoboy has shown the furry clam from time to time, however usually when it is a celebrity, they go for the tamest shoots possible, going topless, with a lot of sideview shots.

LaParkaYourCar · November 21, 2003

With Britney it will probably be a few slight shots of her BUTT crack and one boob showing and she'll say, "See I did it!"

Someone call Hugh and tell him to buy lots of Red Bulls!!!

nl5xsk1 · November 21, 2003

I still don't see the big deal about Britney. Is she really that attractive?

I agree ... her body is smoking, but her face is average at best. I'm absolutely stunned at how much publicity fucking Britney gets. It's becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy, where people think that she's worth writing about, so they write about her, so people think she's more worth writing about, so they write more, etc. etc. etc.

razazteca · November 21, 2003

I still doubt she'll do it because it'd hurt her "Image" even more.

What image? She has been a blue ball cock tease since the 1st video single. She has been and will always be an attention whore with nice breast and perky nips. If Britney does it then everybody else will have to do it............can't wait for Xina Aguwhorela, Bouncy Knowledge, and the other dumb blonds.

NoCalMike · November 21, 2003

everyone has seen aguilera topless already though. the mtv diary outtakes have been on the net for a long time now.

razazteca · November 21, 2003

But it would be more profitable if she did a Hustler Barely Legal DVD along with the other pop acts.

chaosrage · November 21, 2003

I still don't see the big deal about Britney. Is she really that attractive?

Nah, she makes all that money because her singing is great.

justsoyouknow · November 21, 2003

The entire attraction behind Spears posing nude is that, for so long, it's been forbidden. You get a little peak every now and then, but she's just a tease.

"I just want something I could never have."

It's irresistable.

Cartman · November 21, 2003

I still don't see the big deal about Britney. Is she really that attractive?

Nah, she makes all that money because her singing is great.

*Literally falls off the chair in laughter*

Thank you for that.

Big McLargeHuge · November 21, 2003

I still don't see the big deal about Britney. Is she really that attractive?

Nah, she makes all that money because her singing is great.

It's gotta be cause all I'm seeing is a nice pair of tits on a fucking goblin.

Vern Gagne · November 21, 2003

If she agrees.

The pictures will be done on her terms, and will be very tasteful.

WrestlingDeacon · November 22, 2003

Here's the idea. All these girls should take pictures of themselves now while they're hot and then save them for they are broke and middle aged.

Nighthawk · November 22, 2003

I still don't see the big deal about Britney. Is she really that attractive?

Of course not (not that she's ugly either). It's a persona, the sum of Britney is greater than her parts. The same reason George Hamilton is famous.

chaosrage · November 22, 2003

It's gotta be cause all I'm seeing is a nice pair of tits on a fucking goblin.

I think you have caught a bit of the gay, my friend.

Big McLargeHuge · November 22, 2003

Okay, so that was a bit extreme.

I guess I'm paying too much attention to the face.

Mole · November 22, 2003

It would be the best selling Playboy EVER.

November 22, 2003

Here's the idea. All these girls should take pictures of themselves now while they're hot and then save them for they are broke and middle aged.

Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Anyway, I personally feel that Britney is VERY fucking hot. I hope she at least considers the proposal.

Youth N Asia · November 22, 2003

I'm sick of the little bitch...but she is smoking hot and I'd shell out a few bucks to see her hooters.

November 22, 2003

I still don't see the big deal about Britney. Is she really that attractive?

Nah, she makes all that money because her singing is great.

What are you talking about?

Britney Spears and In The Zone are two very good pop albums.

treble · November 22, 2003

As much as I hope this comes to fruition, the outcome would likely be disappointing, just because expectations would be so high.

November 22, 2003

That wouldn't stop you from jerking off to it at least ONCE, though, treble.

treble · November 22, 2003

The thing is, they'll splash 'NUDE BRITNEY SPEARS' on the cover, but inside there will be lame pictures showing some tits and maybe her ass once or twice. I'll like it, but I'll be disappointed at the same time.

Mole · November 22, 2003

But it is BRITNEY FUCKIN SPEARS!!!

Even gay guys would want to see her naked.

treble · November 22, 2003

Exactly, I want to see her NAKED. I'd be upset if we only saw 1 boob and the top half of her ass.

Richard · November 22, 2003

If I'm going to spend my mom's hard-earned money on an issue, I want to see Britney, sans makeup, disceptive lighting, and airbrushing, with closeups of her pussy and asshole, as well as her masterbating and sticking things in her holes. I'm pretty sure some of those pics would be unappealing, even revolting, however I would be satisfied to know her mainstream career would be totally dead.

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