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Guest One Trick Pony
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NO!

 

Don't eat that.

 

I'm sorry, I'm very passionate about what is and is not a consumable.

Well Hoff he was talking about how he had something to grease his hot dog with if you're the one who I vaguely remember hearing about in conjunction with eating hot dogs.

Guest Retro Rob
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You definitely can eat it. My cat does all the time.

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God, I would never masturbate with vaseline.

Yeah really, you know how hard that shit is to clean up?

 

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In my comparatively more awake state I realized I have made quite the double-entrendre. No really--it is for the trumpet. Compared with legitimate music-store sldie grease, Vaseline gets the third-valve trigger moving faster. So I use that. And not for any other crude means, Incandenza.

 

And I ate some last night and it was weird. It felt like my throat was all lubed up and would allow food to slide down faster. So it's like a gluttony enhancer.

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God, I would never masturbate with vaseline. Well, I have, so I can't say I would never, but I would never again.

[Dice Clay]Don't use Vaseline. It beads up in the shower. Use Turtle Wax. You get a good shine, it prevents rust...[/Dice Clay]

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