MarvinisaLunatic Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 BEST THREAD EVER! CR probably had a bit too much alkeyhol...
The Czech Republic Posted November 23, 2003 Author Report Posted November 23, 2003 BEST THREAD EVER! CR probably had a bit too much alkeyhol... I don't drink. I just wanted some sort of non-sequitur title and jsut that. See if people would reply.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 BEST THREAD EVER! CR probably had a bit too much alkeyhol... I don't drink. I just wanted some sort of non-sequitur title and jsut that. See if people would reply. Well, you fooled me.
The Czech Republic Posted November 23, 2003 Author Report Posted November 23, 2003 Now that I brought it up and I have some sitting around as slide grease for my trumpet, maybe I'll try it.
Hoff Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 NO! Don't eat that. I'm sorry, I'm very passionate about what is and is not a consumable.
Guest One Trick Pony Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 NO! Don't eat that. I'm sorry, I'm very passionate about what is and is not a consumable. Well Hoff he was talking about how he had something to grease his hot dog with if you're the one who I vaguely remember hearing about in conjunction with eating hot dogs.
Guest Retro Rob Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 You definitely can eat it. My cat does all the time.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 I have some sitting around as slide grease for my trumpet, maybe I'll try it. No need to be crude.
haVoc Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 You definitely can eat it. My cat does all the time. What does your cat lick it off of?
Art Sandusky Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 Aww, no more Kaufman for Marvin again.
Slayer Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 Vaseline not going down so well? Try KY
The Kid Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 You can put it on dry lips and stuff so it's not like it's unedible or anything.
Mole Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 You can put it on dry lips and stuff so it's not like it's unedible or anything. That's what it is for? Well then...
The Kid Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 Yeah, Vaseline isn't made soley for masturbation. BUMBUMDAAAAA~!!!!!
Nighthawk Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 God, I would never masturbate with vaseline. Well, I have, so I can't say I would never, but I would never again.
Slayer Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 God, I would never masturbate with vaseline. Yeah really, you know how hard that shit is to clean up? ...... ...... ...... ...... .....yeah...
The Czech Republic Posted November 24, 2003 Author Report Posted November 24, 2003 In my comparatively more awake state I realized I have made quite the double-entrendre. No really--it is for the trumpet. Compared with legitimate music-store sldie grease, Vaseline gets the third-valve trigger moving faster. So I use that. And not for any other crude means, Incandenza. And I ate some last night and it was weird. It felt like my throat was all lubed up and would allow food to slide down faster. So it's like a gluttony enhancer.
Ravenbomb Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 I ate some last night Thus negating the whole purpose of this thread.
Zack Malibu Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 God, I would never masturbate with vaseline. Well, I have, so I can't say I would never, but I would never again. [Dice Clay]Don't use Vaseline. It beads up in the shower. Use Turtle Wax. You get a good shine, it prevents rust...[/Dice Clay]
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