The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 BEST THREAD EVER! CR probably had a bit too much alkeyhol... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Intriguing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 BEST THREAD EVER! CR probably had a bit too much alkeyhol... I don't drink. I just wanted some sort of non-sequitur title and jsut that. See if people would reply. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 BEST THREAD EVER! CR probably had a bit too much alkeyhol... I don't drink. I just wanted some sort of non-sequitur title and jsut that. See if people would reply. Well, you fooled me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Now that I brought it up and I have some sitting around as slide grease for my trumpet, maybe I'll try it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 NO! Don't eat that. I'm sorry, I'm very passionate about what is and is not a consumable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Trick Pony Report post Posted November 23, 2003 NO! Don't eat that. I'm sorry, I'm very passionate about what is and is not a consumable. Well Hoff he was talking about how he had something to grease his hot dog with if you're the one who I vaguely remember hearing about in conjunction with eating hot dogs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Retro Rob Report post Posted November 23, 2003 You definitely can eat it. My cat does all the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 I have some sitting around as slide grease for my trumpet, maybe I'll try it. No need to be crude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 You definitely can eat it. My cat does all the time. What does your cat lick it off of? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Aww, no more Kaufman for Marvin again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Vaseline not going down so well? Try KY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Astroglide is the best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 You can put it on dry lips and stuff so it's not like it's unedible or anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 You can put it on dry lips and stuff so it's not like it's unedible or anything. That's what it is for? Well then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 Yeah, Vaseline isn't made soley for masturbation. BUMBUMDAAAAA~!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 God, I would never masturbate with vaseline. Well, I have, so I can't say I would never, but I would never again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2003 God, I would never masturbate with vaseline. Yeah really, you know how hard that shit is to clean up? ...... ...... ...... ...... .....yeah... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 In my comparatively more awake state I realized I have made quite the double-entrendre. No really--it is for the trumpet. Compared with legitimate music-store sldie grease, Vaseline gets the third-valve trigger moving faster. So I use that. And not for any other crude means, Incandenza. And I ate some last night and it was weird. It felt like my throat was all lubed up and would allow food to slide down faster. So it's like a gluttony enhancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 I ate some last night Thus negating the whole purpose of this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 Purpose?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2003 God, I would never masturbate with vaseline. Well, I have, so I can't say I would never, but I would never again. [Dice Clay]Don't use Vaseline. It beads up in the shower. Use Turtle Wax. You get a good shine, it prevents rust...[/Dice Clay] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
