Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 Just saw an Ad for it and John Ritter is in it. Was this his last piece of work or was this done before his 8 Simple Rules last eps?
Guest El Satanico Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 It would've be safe to assume that Bad Santa was filmed first, since he died while filming 8 Simple Rules. Bad Santa looks great, tis a must see for me. An evil santa movie, just in time for the holidays...hooray.
Guest Choken One Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 U know parents HAVE to be pissed about this... The previews itself FLAT OUT tell you Santa isn't real. Then again does anyone actually tell their kids that there is REALLY a jolly fat fuck in the north pole anymore? parents should just go "Hey, it's a Corporate holiday masked with the illusion that it's honoring the birth of Jesus and the fat jolly guy"
DerangedHermit Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 Look at what you did, Choken.....
Ravenbomb Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 The previews itself FLAT OUT tell you Santa isn't real It'd be great if there were a commercial for Santa not being real. "Hey, kids, do you believe in Santa Claus? Well, he's not real! Your parents lied to you!"
Guest Choken One Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 The previews itself FLAT OUT tell you Santa isn't real It'd be great if there were a commercial for Santa not being real. "Hey, kids, do you believe in Santa Claus? Well, he's not real! Your parents lied to you!" SOH would be perfect for that *Background picture of Santa and and elfs* ...Sean walks in... Sean: Santa Claus. A jolly fat man in a red suit, lives in the north pole with little midgets and Raindeers. Hey, Kids wanna hear a secrect? Well, listen very closely...Santa Claus isn't real. He's a fraud created by the marketing geniuses of Coca-Cola. Those presents that "Santa" brought you? Those were from your Bastard father in prison that you mother never told you about...Hey, Look I'm not telling anything you didn't already know.
Lando Griffin Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 It's always been my strange little dream to go on a popular kids' show with a "Santa isn't real" t-shirt on.
Nighthawk Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 I've never known a child who actually believed in Santa Claus. They just play along because apparently adults expect them to believe in it. They think adults are stupid.
NoCalMike Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 I am interested in seeing this movie.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 It looks funny but I wouldnt spend 8 bucks to go see it.
MrRant Posted November 23, 2003 Report Posted November 23, 2003 Depends on the age of the kid. If I saw someone telling my daughter that Santa wasn't real when she was still at the age to believe in him then I would beat the ever loving fuck out of them. Ho, Ho, Ho motherfucker.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 You'd find any reason to start violence. "What? You said "hi" to my daughter?..."
Damaramu Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 Hmmm.....I believed in Santa when I was a kid. Went into denial about the 3rd grade but was fine by mid 3rd grade. How old was I? About 8..... But I think I'm not going to lead my kids on whenever I'm a parent...
Mecha Mummy Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 I never really bought the Santa thing but even to this day I play along when Santa shows up on Christmas Eve. 'Tis the season and stuff.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 I tell my kids: "Santa isn't real. But wrestling is."
Kaertos Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 What's the harm in believing in Santa Claus? I am looking forward to doing the Santa thing if I ever have kids. In the world the state that it is, is there something really foul about letting a small child believe in something magical as long as they can? And, BTW, I still believe even though I know it isn't real.
Nighthawk Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 Santa is scary. Some fat guy that can watch you all the time, and reward or punish you based on behavior? That's like God, only worse, because he's supposed to actually come into your house at night.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted November 24, 2003 Report Posted November 24, 2003 Santa is scary. Some fat guy that can watch you all the time, and reward or punish you based on behavior? That's like God, only worse, because he's supposed to actually come into your house at night. And don't forget the song "I Saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus" as well. Fucker is bagging your mom.
1234-5678 Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 I never really bought the Santa thing but even to this day I play along when Santa shows up on Christmas Eve. 'Tis the season and stuff. I found out there was no Santa when I found an Ultimate Warrior Wrestling Buddy in my basement with a tag on it addressed to me from Santa.........in the middle of October! My fragile little heart was broken I tells ya.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 25, 2003 Report Posted November 25, 2003 Santa is scary. Some fat guy that can watch you all the time, and reward or punish you based on behavior? That's like God, only worse, because he's supposed to actually come into your house at night. And don't forget the song "I Saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus" as well. Fucker is bagging your mom. I'm pretty confident Santa wouldn't even look twice at my mom I was one of those little bastards that set traps to try and catch Santa...until I was told Santa wasn't real I always wondered why my father would be upset on X-mas morning (my traps consisted of sharp objects hidden around for Santa to step on and wake everybody up with a scream of pain)
DangerousDamon Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 i found out santa wasn't real when i saw the toys r us tag on my sega genisis version of super wrestlemania. i was about 5. i was a clever 5 year old.....
Bruiser Chong Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Wait, there isn't a Santa?? If this were anyone other than Mole, I wouldn't have to even think if they're serious or not.
Guest Choken One Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 anyone ever try to poison Santa with the sugar cookies?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 I remember asking my parents very detailed questions about how santa gets down the chimney. I'm pretty sure they finally broke the illusion when they got sick of trying to explain something fake.
Red Baron Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 So your telling me that, Santa isn't real. THEN WHO ATE THOSE COOKIES I LEFT!!!!???
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