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Guest FrigidSoul

Just saw an Ad for it and John Ritter is in it. Was this his last piece of work or was this done before his 8 Simple Rules last eps?

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Guest El Satanico

It would've be safe to assume that Bad Santa was filmed first, since he died while filming 8 Simple Rules.

 

Bad Santa looks great, tis a must see for me. An evil santa movie, just in time for the holidays...hooray.

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Guest Choken One

U know parents HAVE to be pissed about this...

 

The previews itself FLAT OUT tell you Santa isn't real.

 

 

Then again does anyone actually tell their kids that there is REALLY a jolly fat fuck in the north pole anymore?

 

parents should just go

 

"Hey, it's a Corporate holiday masked with the illusion that it's honoring the birth of Jesus and the fat jolly guy"

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The previews itself FLAT OUT tell you Santa isn't real

 

It'd be great if there were a commercial for Santa not being real.

 

"Hey, kids, do you believe in Santa Claus? Well, he's not real! Your parents lied to you!"

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The previews itself FLAT OUT tell you Santa isn't real

 

It'd be great if there were a commercial for Santa not being real.

 

"Hey, kids, do you believe in Santa Claus? Well, he's not real! Your parents lied to you!"

SOH would be perfect for that

 

 

*Background picture of Santa and and elfs*

 

...Sean walks in...

 

 

Sean: Santa Claus. A jolly fat man in a red suit, lives in the north pole with little midgets and Raindeers. Hey, Kids wanna hear a secrect? Well, listen very closely...Santa Claus isn't real. He's a fraud created by the marketing geniuses of Coca-Cola. Those presents that "Santa" brought you? Those were from your Bastard father in prison that you mother never told you about...Hey, Look I'm not telling anything you didn't already know.

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I've never known a child who actually believed in Santa Claus. They just play along because apparently adults expect them to believe in it. They think adults are stupid.

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Depends on the age of the kid. If I saw someone telling my daughter that Santa wasn't real when she was still at the age to believe in him then I would beat the ever loving fuck out of them.

 

Ho, Ho, Ho motherfucker.

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Hmmm.....I believed in Santa when I was a kid. Went into denial about the 3rd grade but was fine by mid 3rd grade. How old was I? About 8.....

But I think I'm not going to lead my kids on whenever I'm a parent...

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What's the harm in believing in Santa Claus? I am looking forward to doing the Santa thing if I ever have kids.

 

In the world the state that it is, is there something really foul about letting a small child believe in something magical as long as they can?

 

And, BTW, I still believe even though I know it isn't real.

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Santa is scary. Some fat guy that can watch you all the time, and reward or punish you based on behavior? That's like God, only worse, because he's supposed to actually come into your house at night.

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Santa is scary. Some fat guy that can watch you all the time, and reward or punish you based on behavior? That's like God, only worse, because he's supposed to actually come into your house at night.

And don't forget the song "I Saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus" as well. Fucker is bagging your mom.

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I never really bought the Santa thing but even to this day I play along when Santa shows up on Christmas Eve. 'Tis the season and stuff. ^_^

I found out there was no Santa when I found an Ultimate Warrior Wrestling Buddy in my basement with a tag on it addressed to me from Santa.........in the middle of October! My fragile little heart was broken I tells ya.

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Guest FrigidSoul
Santa is scary. Some fat guy that can watch you all the time, and reward or punish you based on behavior? That's like God, only worse, because he's supposed to actually come into your house at night.

And don't forget the song "I Saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus" as well. Fucker is bagging your mom.

I'm pretty confident Santa wouldn't even look twice at my mom

 

I was one of those little bastards that set traps to try and catch Santa...until I was told Santa wasn't real I always wondered why my father would be upset on X-mas morning (my traps consisted of sharp objects hidden around for Santa to step on and wake everybody up with a scream of pain)

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I remember asking my parents very detailed questions about how santa gets down the chimney. I'm pretty sure they finally broke the illusion when they got sick of trying to explain something fake.

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