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May I just say Nevermortal's sig and avatar made tears well up in my eyes.

 

I got your back, brother.  Rhody Represent.

From Burrillville to Little Compton, we holdin' it down.

Isn't that the entire state? ;)

 

*Pours coffee milk down sewer and burns Mr. Potato Head in effigy*

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Apples? Fuck your apples. We've got corn. I never did like you Rhode Island people anyway. All of you have state envy.

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Apples? Fuck your apples. We've got corn. I never did like you Rhode Island people anyway. All of you have state envy.

I think its the other way around.

 

Rhode Island is like an exclusive country club resort; only the elite may enter (and corrupt the politics within).

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Horseshit, it was founded by that Roger Williams nutbar and a pack of quakers. It's a refuge for French Huguenots and oatmeal-eaters. You're a boil on Massachussets' ass.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Shit, bitch, name one thing you can make from wheat that you can't make from corn.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Wheat thins. Pfft.

 

There's Corn Chex, Corn Nuts, Corn on the COB... the list goes on. There's far more corn variations than wheat variations.

 

Wheat has cob envy.

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Wheat thins. Pfft.

 

There's Corn Chex, Corn Nuts, Corn on the COB... the list goes on. There's far more corn variations than wheat variations.

 

Wheat has cob envy.

When was the last time you ate a good hardy sandwich on cornbread?

 

You must be from either Nebraska or Iowa

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Worse, indiana.

 

and apparently, you're overlooking the almighty tortilla, which can be laden with all manner of hearty toppings.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Oh please...what do you think MOONSHINE is made from?

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