CanadianChick Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Great, Natahn Jones is gone!! Now lets get rid of Matt Morgan, John Heidenreich, Test, Scott Steiner, Big Slow, Albert, Undertaker, Kane, Vince McMahon, Bob Holly, Brock Lesnar, HHH, Batista, Garrison Cade, Mark Henry, Rosey, The Bashams, Jamie Noble, and Rikishi, and THEN AND ONLY THEN will the WWE be watchable again. Gotta start somewhere I suppose. Lesner? Noble?
King Cucaracha Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 And they wonder why Vince doesn't listen to us.
Guest PowerPB13 Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 (edited) So in other words, wrestling pretty much fucking sucks right now. Seriously, if someone asked me why I'm a wrestling fan, I would not be able to tell them because there are absolutely NO redeeming qualities to the "business" in its current state. If they asked me if they should check out wrestling, I would say "NO, it fucking sucks right now, stay as far away from professional wrestling as possible and never look back, it's too late for me, RUN!" -Patrick Edited December 6, 2003 by PowerPB13
Guest glennsoe Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 i couldn't CARE LESS about Nathan "Screw up" Jones !!! But the really sad news is that this waste of time has been a part of wrestlemania, while Tommy Dreamer perhaps NEVER will be !! So long sucka
Guest Skironox Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Happy Happy Joy Joy! Ding Dong the Witch is Dead! Celebrate! Oh yeah! *Does Snoopy Dance*
haVoc Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Does Nathan Jones still live in Australia? If not then Vince could always threaten to sue Jones for breach of contract which might make him come back running. If so, maybe Vince will be happy he doesn't have to pay for the plane tickets.
Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Now lets get rid of Matt Morgan, John Heidenreich, Test, Scott Steiner, Big Slow, Albert, Undertaker, Kane, Vince McMahon, Bob Holly, Brock Lesnar, HHH, Batista, Garrison Cade, Mark Henry, Rosey, The Bashams, Jamie Noble, and Rikishi, and THEN AND ONLY THEN will the WWE be watchable again. Gotta start somewhere I suppose. Lesner? Noble? Morgan, Noble, Batista? Young and willing to learn Big Show, A-Train: Show is WWE Most Improved for 2003. A-Train at the very least makes an effort. Vince? If it wasn't for Vince, we wouldn't be watching wrestling. If half the company could cut promos as well as he does, they wouldnt be the bland generics they currently suck as. Lesnar? HHH? Are you insane????
Youth N Asia Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 It just bugs me that they sign guys like this. He couldn't wrestle, that should be the first thing, and then he doesn't even appreciate the spot he gets. Wonder if they're going to write him out or if he's never mentioned again. Either way I won't miss him.
Styles Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 A thread about Nathan Jones in the WWE folder turns into NWA-TNA bashing. Unbelievable...
Bored Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Nathan Jones quits...but won't he think of the children? They need their breast milk.
Guest Joe_G Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 How many matches did Jones end up having in the WWE anyway? I got to see him at a house show--I feel so honored.
Lord of The Curry Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Under 10 that we saw on TV. I don't really consider his work against Train and Show at Mania to be a "match".
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 What the hell was wrong with Kane? Before Jesus Christ McMahon fucked him over, he was poping the best ratings on RAW since his unmasking. He made RVD look like a bitch (WOOO!) who can't win with his spotty offense. He at least made sure we dont see Shane for a while. He CAN have good matches. He can at least cut a decent promo, trying to be evil. Oh right, everyones probably thiking of the Necrophilia angle still, so let's hope he dies or gets fired.
Downhome Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 I call for a 3-disc Nathan Jones DVD set to be released so we'll all have something to remember him by!
Aero Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Anyone else find it amusing that HE was the one who quit... it wasn't WWE who fired him, but HE quit. Awesome news, nonetheless.
Downhome Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Just goes to show one again just how worthless he is/was. I wish they'd say on TV that he quit because he was actually frightened to ever fight Shannon Moore again.
Guest HHH's 'Roid Needle Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 "Morgan, Noble, Batista? Young and willing to learn" Hoss, Cruiserhoss, Hoss. All suck. All boring meatheads with generic meathead offense. "Big Show, A-Train: Show is WWE Most Improved for 2003. A-Train at the very least makes an effort." Why not walk on over to WWE.com and use their message boards? What has THIS place come to when people are defending Big Slow and A-Train? Yeah baby, Eddy really benefitted from jobbing to THE MOST IMPROVED WRESTLER OF 2003. "Vince? If it wasn't for Vince, we wouldn't be watching wrestling. If half the company could cut promos as well as he does, they wouldnt be the bland generics they currently suck as." Doesn't matter my friend. Overexposure is overexposure. He's part of the old guard. Wrestling cannot move on until it stops hanging on to past glories. "Lesnar? HHH? Are you insane????" No, I'm not. HHH is a cripple who has not had a good match in what seems like 2 years. HHH's time is done. Its time to start jobbing him out to PUT OVER NEW STARS. He's old guard just like Vince. And Austin. And Undertaker. And as for Lesnar, sorry people, I'm just not buyin' him. Enjoyed his work w/Shelton in OVW, but he's been Vince-a-fied. He's just another Hoss with a glorified bodyslam as a finsher. Jury is out on him.
1234-5678 Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 When I first read this, I thought maybe he couldn't take the constant ribbing he was no doubt receiving.
Lord of The Curry Posted December 7, 2003 Report Posted December 7, 2003 I'm thinkin' this rube has never seen Noble wrestle because anybody who's seen him in the ring knows he's much more then a "cruiserhoss" with a "generic offense".
Highland Posted December 7, 2003 Report Posted December 7, 2003 And people ask why HHH and others have such a low opinion of internet marks (and Jericho was right; we are ALL marks) when they have to invent things to bitch about. Why watch the product if nothing they ever do will be found enjoyable? Let's see... Brock has been nothing BUT impressive since his debut, and he's showed beyond any doubt he can wrestle a great match (and that wasn't a Benoit carry job we all saw), he certainly has more moves than a powerslam, but he's big, and in the smark world that means he automatically sucks. -roll eyes- Morgon sucks. Morgon is a rookie. Enough said. Batista is decent on the mic, something rarely found today, and his only problem is being injury prone, I haven't seen any 'Oh my god he sucks the cock' matches from him yet, I put his hate in the same column as Orton hate. Unwarranted as neither have done anything offensive. Noble is in a nice feud with Tajiri and is on the verge of a face turn or character change. Neither Tajiri or noble suck, by the way.
EdwardKnoxII Posted December 7, 2003 Report Posted December 7, 2003 What the hell was wrong with Kane? Before Jesus Christ McMahon fucked him over, he was poping the best ratings on RAW since his unmasking. He made RVD look like a bitch (WOOO!) who can't win with his spotty offense. He at least made sure we dont see Shane for a while. He CAN have good matches. He can at least cut a decent promo, trying to be evil. Oh right, everyones probably thiking of the Necrophilia angle still, so let's hope he dies or gets fired. I think it's because of his size aka hoss. It seems alot of posters think that someone over 6'5 is a hoss and therefore sucks.
DangerousDamon Posted December 7, 2003 Report Posted December 7, 2003 What the hell was wrong with Kane? Before Jesus Christ McMahon fucked him over, he was poping the best ratings on RAW since his unmasking. He made RVD look like a bitch (WOOO!) who can't win with his spotty offense. He at least made sure we dont see Shane for a while. He CAN have good matches. He can at least cut a decent promo, trying to be evil. Oh right, everyones probably thiking of the Necrophilia angle still, so let's hope he dies or gets fired. I think it's because of his size aka hoss. It seems alot of posters think that someone over 6'5 is a hoss and therefore sucks. wAIT, The Rock is around 6'4 or 6'5....... OMG HOSS He suuuuuuuuuuucks what determines a hoss anyway.......
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted December 7, 2003 Report Posted December 7, 2003 What the hell was wrong with Kane? Before Jesus Christ McMahon fucked him over, he was poping the best ratings on RAW since his unmasking. He made RVD look like a bitch (WOOO!) who can't win with his spotty offense. He at least made sure we dont see Shane for a while. He CAN have good matches. He can at least cut a decent promo, trying to be evil. Oh right, everyones probably thiking of the Necrophilia angle still, so let's hope he dies or gets fired. I think it's because of his size aka hoss. It seems alot of posters think that someone over 6'5 is a hoss and therefore sucks. wAIT, The Rock is around 6'4 or 6'5....... OMG HOSS He suuuuuuuuuuucks what determines a hoss anyway....... Someone Jim Ross hasd orgasms too over and over again during their entrance/match/whatever. Must use a powerbomb as finisher. Can't lose to someone under 6'3". The lsit goes on and on.
CanadianChick Posted December 7, 2003 Report Posted December 7, 2003 Someone Jim Ross hasd orgasms too over and over again during their entrance/match/whatever. Is Austin and Triple H (to a lesser extent, or course) honorary hosses then? JR loves them (moreso Austin) as faces, and still gives them respect as heels ("I may not like him, but he is the toughest SOB, blah blah blah").
DangerousDamon Posted December 7, 2003 Report Posted December 7, 2003 Someone Jim Ross hasd orgasms too over and over again during their entrance/match/whatever. Is Austin and Triple H (to a lesser extent, or course) honorary hosses then? JR loves them (moreso Austin) as faces, and still gives them respect as heels ("I may not like him, but he is the toughest SOB, blah blah blah"). Well Triple H would be a hoss if he was a little taller and used more of a power based offense, because he's a ''tehcnical'' wrestler.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted December 7, 2003 Report Posted December 7, 2003 Austin nor HHH use powerbombs so they fail the Hoss exam.
Guest wildpegasus Posted December 7, 2003 Report Posted December 7, 2003 Someone Jim Ross hasd orgasms too over and over again during their entrance/match/whatever. Is Austin and Triple H (to a lesser extent, or course) honorary hosses then? JR loves them (moreso Austin) as faces, and still gives them respect as heels ("I may not like him, but he is the toughest SOB, blah blah blah"). Austin's a hoss. In fact, he's the probably the leader of the hosses. Austin being from Texas guarantees you that. The other prime indgriedient for hosses would be playing football. If you've played football and were good at it, you're a hoss.
Cuban Linx Posted December 7, 2003 Report Posted December 7, 2003 No more Nathan Jones, a step in the right direction. A small one, but one less worthless big man on the roster is an improvement.
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