The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

[DerangedHermit 0]

Mick Foley is back as the new Co General Manager of RAW and chances are that RAW is never going to be the same! Foley said last week that he is going to have an administration that puts what the fans want first and, as a sign that he intends to stand behind his word, Foley announced a petition drive to bring Stone Cold Steve Austin back to RAW!

 

Foley also announced that on the final RAW before Armageddon, Goldberg will face Kane. Just days before their Triple Threat Match (along with Triple H) for the World Heavyweight Championship, will there be anything left of these two after RAW? Triple H certainly hopes not! Find out what happens when Goldberg and Kane go one-on-one on RAW!

 

Also, last week, Christian and Chris Jericho revealed that their recent fondness for Lita and Trish Stratus, respectively, was nothing but a cruel hoax as they were wagering who could get their Diva of choice in bed first. What they do not know is that last week, Stratus caught wind of the plan and was clearly upset to say the least. Will Trish seek revenge on Jericho? Will she tell Lita? What else does Mick Foley have in store for RAW and Eric Bischoff? Only one way to find out ... watch RAW at 9/8 CT on Spike TV!

[Guest ligerbomb03]

What are the odds of Tubby H making a run-in with sledgie in hand during the Goldberg-Kane match? Oh wait, it's already written in stone.

[haVoc 0]

I read Triple H is in Canada filming his part for "Blade" so he may not be there tonight.

 

Isn't the PPV this Sunday? What are the matches?

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

If Triple H wins at Armageddon, there is no justice in this world. Goldberg is starting to get hot and the fans are really warming up to him now. The last thing they need is a world champion that doesn't show up on every show and sucks like HHH.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

So, we're getting Foley in every other segment, plus a Kane/Goldberg match?

 

Color me less than enthused.

[BifEverchad 0]

I read Triple H is in Canada filming his part for "Blade" so he may not be there tonight.

 

Isn't the PPV this Sunday? What are the matches?

World Heavyweight Title

GOLDBERG vs KANE vs TRIPLE H

 

Intercontinental Title

ROB VAN DAM vs RANDY ORTON

 

Tag Team Turmoil

THE DUDLEY BOYZ vs JINDRAK/CADE vs VENIS/STORM vs ROSEY/HURRICANE

 

Grudge Match

BATISTA vs SHAWN MICHAELS

 

Grudge Match

MARK HENRY vs BOOKER T

 

Oh Lord..

I had to actually list them didn't I?

 

 

NOT YET INVOLVED

CHRIS JERICHO

CHRISTIAN

GAIL KIM

IVORY

JACQUELINE

JAZZ

JON HEIDENREICH

LITA

MATT HARDY

MAVEN

MISS JACKIE

MOLLY HOLLY

RENE DUPREE

RIC FLAIR

RICO

ROB CONWAY

RODNEY MACK

SCOTT STEINER

STACY KEIBLER

STEVEN RICHARDS

TERRI

TEST

TOMMY DREAMER

TRISH STRATUS

VICTORIA

 

 

Mark Henry is on the card, but Jericho, Christian, and Matt Hardy have nothing yet.

[haVoc 0]

So Tag Team Turmoil is elimination and grudge match is no DQ, right? Or are the rules different this week?

 

Booker Vs Henry is pure shit and shouldn't even be on Raw, but I think HBK will pull a pretty decent match out of Batista.

[Guest Coffey]

I'm actually liking the card so far. I'm interested to see all of those matches. Mark Henry & Booker T. had a more than decent Raw match a week or two ago, and I'm sure on PPV they will both try harder.

 

Besides, it won't go too long because they won't want to expose Mizark "Silverback" Henry by giving him too much time.

 

It also gives Booker T. a PPV payday.

[Guest ligerbomb03]

Mark Henry is on the Armageddon card, but Jericho, Hardy and Christian are not.

 

That's fucking depressing.

[geniusMoment 0]

I wonder if Foley will give a satisfaction guaranteed promise on raw. We all know how great the last ppv was when the babyface gm gave that promise.

[Guest Coffey]

I was happy with the last PPV though. I don't know if you were trying to be sarcastic or not, seeing as how text doesn't have emotion or voice tone. I assume you were.

 

That being said, Shawn Michaels alone made the last PPV worth the price to me. Not to mention there were other matches that I liked too.

[tekcop 0]

I was happy with the last PPV though. I don't know if you were trying to be sarcastic or not, seeing as how text doesn't have emotion or voice tone. I assume you were.

 

That being said, Shawn Michaels alone made the last PPV worth the price to me. Not to mention there were other matches that I liked too.

I think he was talking about Austin's guarantee for Bad Blood.

[Guest Coffey]

Well, that's my bad then.

 

What matches were even at Badd Blood? I don't even remember that PPV....

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Mick Foley is back as the new Co General Manager of RAW and chances are that RAW is never going to be the same!

 

Yes! Foley will bring the FRESHNESS! Like his... last... stint... as... commish. No no no, this is something NEW - they're two GM's who HATE each other and will undermine each other's plans! YEAH! REVOLUTIONARY!

[Lord of The Curry 0]

So Foley brings Austin back tonight, right?

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Sure, why not. We can never have too many people who don't wrestle on the show.

 

GM TRIUMVIRATE~!

[haVoc 0]

Where does the Chris'/Lita/Trish storyline go tonight?

[Guest ligerbomb03]

Didn't Jericho say last Monday that there would be a Highlight Reel this week?

[Guest Besus]

Mark Henry is on the Armageddon card, but Jericho, Hardy and Christian are not.

 

That's fucking depressing.

More matches should be added tonight,Geez.Dont even start bitching.

 

Y2J/Christian vs Matt Hardy ? Matt needs a partner ,Unless it will be a Handicap or It will be Christian/Matt Hardy but who will Y2J Wrestle at the PPV? Trish? LMAO

 

Hell They might go with Y2J/Christian vs Trish/Lita.But wait dammit,What about Matt Hardy.

 

Im so confused.

[geniusMoment 0]

Tonight Foley brings in Austin as Commish. but to counter that Eric brings in regal as co-commissioner. However interim president of talent relations Shane McMahon comes out and tells all four of them that they all must answer to the new director of wrestling actions Steffie McMahon. However, at the end of the show the CEO Vince comes out and says the boss is back and they all must answer to him. However, Linda interrupts on the Titantron and tells Vince she has a surprise, she is pregnant with Erics baby from when he raped her a couple of months ago. And since a clause in a contract that was in one of Foleys envelopes from a couple of years ago stipulates that if Vince fails as a genetic jackhammer and someone else inpregnates her they gain all the power over the company it means Bischoff is in charge. But everyone on the board of directors including: Hot rod, JJ Dillion, Hogan, Flair and Harvey Schiller had a meeting and decided to give Vince a match against Bischoff in order to determine who controls the company, with Paul E as special ref and ted turner as guest ring announcer.

[Slingshot Suplex 0]

Tonight Foley brings in Austin as Commish. but to counter that Eric brings in regal as co-commissioner. However interim president of talent relations Shane McMahon comes out and tells all four of them that they all must answer to the new director of wrestling actions Steffie McMahon. However, at the end of the show the CEO Vince comes out and says the boss is back and they all must answer to him. However, Linda interrupts on the Titantron and tells Vince she has a surprise, she is pregnant with Erics baby from when he raped her a couple of months ago. And since a clause in a contract that was in one of Foleys envelopes from a couple of years ago stipulates that if Vince fails as a genetic jackhammer and someone else inpregnates her they gain all the power over the company it means Bischoff is in charge. But everyone on the board of directors including: Hot rod, JJ Dillion, Hogan, Flair and Harvey Schiller had a meeting and decided to give Vince a match against Bischoff in order to determine who controls the company, with Paul E as special ref and ted turner as guest ring announcer.

So.....all that would leave just enough time for the main event at 10:50.....

[ChrisMWaters 0]

You know something...there's one instance I see retro doing good...the authority figures role.

 

It's time to look into their past...and bring back one of the best authority figures of all time to take over for all of them.

 

That's right...it's time...TO BACK THE JACK!

 

Jack Tunney Forever!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Tonight Foley brings in Austin as Commish. but to counter that Eric brings in regal as co-commissioner. However interim president of talent relations Shane McMahon comes out and tells all four of them that they all must answer to the new director of wrestling actions Steffie McMahon. However, at the end of the show the CEO Vince comes out and says the boss is back and they all must answer to him. However, Linda interrupts on the Titantron and tells Vince she has a surprise, she is pregnant with Erics baby from when he raped her a couple of months ago. And since a clause in a contract that was in one of Foleys envelopes from a couple of years ago stipulates that if Vince fails as a genetic jackhammer and someone else inpregnates her they gain all the power over the company it means Bischoff is in charge. But everyone on the board of directors including: Hot rod, JJ Dillion, Hogan, Flair and Harvey Schiller had a meeting and decided to give Vince a match against Bischoff in order to determine who controls the company, with Paul E as special ref and ted turner as guest ring announcer.

for some reason...i'd watch this...and mark out the whole time....

 

 

probably because I'm a raging pscyhotic...

 

 

the Vince vs. Eric match announced at the end though would end up being at the Rumble where Steph, Shane, Vince, Linda, Eric, Austin, Foley, Eric and Linda's fetus child, Hot Rod, JJ Dillon, Hogan, Schillar, Flair, Heyman, and Regal are all put into the Rumble instead of the wrestlers...and whomever wins gets control of the WWE...

 

...sadly in the final seconds of the Rumble X-pac would rush out and throw out the two remaining stars...who would be Foley and Linda's fetus child...and then declare himself owner of the WWE even though he wasn't in the match in the first place....

 

...then he would reveal himself to be a starving HHH ... who would then tell the world that for all these years Vince Russo had been playing the part of HHH, as "Hunter Hearst Helmsley" had been wrestling as "El Conquistador"...

 

...this all makes sense if you think about it...

[razazteca 0]

The Rock has to come back to promote his new movie Walking Tall.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Tonight Foley brings in Austin as Commish. but to counter that Eric brings in regal as co-commissioner.  However interim president of talent relations Shane McMahon comes out and tells all four of them that they all must answer to the new director of wrestling actions Steffie McMahon.  However, at the end of the show the CEO Vince comes out and says the boss is back and they all must answer to him.  However, Linda interrupts on the Titantron and tells Vince she has a surprise, she is pregnant with Erics baby from when he raped her a couple of months ago.  And since a clause in a contract that was in one of Foleys envelopes from a couple of years ago stipulates that if Vince fails as a genetic jackhammer and someone else inpregnates her they gain all the power over the company it means Bischoff is in charge.  But everyone on the board of directors including:  Hot rod, JJ Dillion, Hogan, Flair and Harvey Schiller had a meeting and decided to give Vince a match against Bischoff in order to determine who controls the company, with Paul E as special ref and ted turner as guest ring announcer.

for some reason...i'd watch this...and mark out the whole time....

 

 

probably because I'm a raging pscyhotic...

 

 

the Vince vs. Eric match announced at the end though would end up being at the Rumble where Steph, Shane, Vince, Linda, Eric, Austin, Foley, Eric and Linda's fetus child, Hot Rod, JJ Dillon, Hogan, Schillar, Flair, Heyman, and Regal are all put into the Rumble instead of the wrestlers...and whomever wins gets control of the WWE...

 

...sadly in the final seconds of the Rumble X-pac would rush out and throw out the two remaining stars...who would be Foley and Linda's fetus child...and then declare himself owner of the WWE even though he wasn't in the match in the first place....

 

...then he would reveal himself to be a starving HHH ... who would then tell the world that for all these years Vince Russo had been playing the part of HHH, as "Hunter Hearst Helmsley" had been wrestling as "El Conquistador"...

 

...this all makes sense if you think about it...

And I thought your Santa match was bad.

 

 

 

So...Raw. Expect maybe Bischoff to add Test/Steiner and La Res to the Tag Turmoil, now they're not 'fired' anymore...plus, a four team Tag Turmoil (with three face teams) would be really bad.

 

And I have a REALLY bad feeling they'll make Lita/Trish vs Jericho/XTian for Armageddon.

[Guest ligerbomb03]

And I have a REALLY bad feeling they'll make Lita/Trish vs Jericho/XTian for Armageddon.

I dunno, but I think Lita/Trish have the upper hand here against the less experienced and less talented male duo

[Guest Anglesault]

Didn't Jericho say last Monday that there would be a Highlight Reel this week?

Trish and Lita reveal their hi-lite reel, which shows Jericho and Christian in bed together rubbing ass creme all over each other.

 

Isn't that funny?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[The Amazing Rando 0]

And I thought your Santa match was bad.

 

that has no place here...

 

 

and like i said down below.... it wasn't meant to win.... Santa just didn't show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

...as for Lita/Trish vs. Vitamin C... well it would only really work if

a) Vitamin C destroyed them both to huge heat...

or

b) the romantic teen movie ending... wherein Y2J was lying to Xtain to keep himself cool with him... but didn't expect Trish to hear...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*Is sad my Jack Tunney comment above was ignored.*

[Guest ligerbomb03]

Jericho and Christian wind up in bed with Mae Young and Moolah?