That "Milkshake" Song.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

To the virgins out there that have/haven't heard the song, Kelis is not talking about actual Milkshakes. Its a good club song and Im for anything that'll get girls on the dance floor. Once I started listening to the lyrics instead of the silly annoying hook, thats when I started liking the song. She's been around for 4 years so and has like 3 albums out (1 platinum) so I wouldn't her compare to Aqua. She's not the typical R&B/pop singer so its hard for her to get over. I think she's talented but inconsistent thou.

I concur.

 

That song got the broads movin' at my companies x-mas party last night and it was quite the visual.

[Skywarp! 0]

I think it's about shaking your tits, where your "milk" is stored.

 

She's basically saying that she's sexier than all the women hearing the song, and telling them so.

[Jingus 0]

On a somewhat related note: anyone else besides me hate hate HATE the trend of female rappers writing and performing entire songs that are about nothing but how hot they are? Everyone from Kelis to Missy Elliot seems to be doing it these days, and by and large, these egomaniacal songs tend to suck, and their authors are never the hottest girls around. (Kelis' milkshakes can't hold a candle to Queen Latifah's, and her total package ain't even near the Myas and Beyonces of the world.)

[NoCalMike 0]

Comparing Kelis is Aqua is like comparing Iron Maiden to Evanescense.

 

You metalheads have no clue.

Did you read my post.......I SAID........I had never heard the fucking song.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Comparing Kelis is Aqua is like comparing Iron Maiden to Evanescense.

 

You metalheads have no clue.

Did you read my post.......I SAID........I had never heard the fucking song.

I've never listened to iron Maiden but I wouldn't compare them to Evanescense. Its called using common sense.

[Ripper 0]

Kelis is a rapper now?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Damn catchy song. Not exactly lyrically brilliant but it's definitely a party anthem, as has made it onto one of my patented Malibu Party Mixes, with successful results.

[razazteca 0]

On the back of the CD it states that Kelis is the Executive Producer.....no wonder the song sounds bad. Somebody tell Kelis that not everybody can be like Missy Elliot.

[Zack Malibu 0]

On the back of the CD it states that Kelis is the Executive Producer.....no wonder the song sounds bad. Somebody tell Kelis that not everybody can be like Missy Elliot.

Thank God for that. Missy Elliot fucking sucks. Nothing is worse than that fucking "Work It" song, or the fact that that fat wildebeast tries to present herself as a sex symbol.

[razazteca 0]

She is one of the best produces in the business today. I think she helped out Justin Timberlake on more than one track. And I agree that not everybody can be a sex symbol.

 

Missy Elliot's Under Construction is a great album.

[EricMM 0]

Missy Elliot hasn't done one song I've heard that didnt suck or steal from someone else.

 

Anyways.

 

I just said Baskin-Robbins should use the song because it would be funny. Not because I thought that the song is about whipped icecream.

 

Anyways.

 

I wish I enjoyed going to clubs like others here do. I can name quite a few songs (Tweek "Oops" Truth Hurts "Addictive" or this new "Milkshake" from Kelis) that are TERRIBLE but guys seem to enjoy because it gets the girls moving.

 

Come on.

 

Girls (and guys) will move to ANYTHING. They COULD move to shitty music. They are out at clubs TO move. They would dance to a GOOD song just as easily. But no. We get crap and the Hip-Hop/RnB scene gets shittier and shittier with every Dance/Club/Crunk song made.

[Guest Ronixis]

She's talking about her personality, right?  Her gleaming sexy personality?

 

Well, I've narrowed it down to either that or vaginal goo.

Its the GOO.

 

As for Missy Elliot, I know most of you (hell all of you metalhead hate her guts) but she used to be worse in the pounds department. Its good she lost those pounds, the problem is now they they got this new keyword "Dutch" based on that Video in the cornfield.

 

I really think that if Allyeah (sp) was still alive, she would changed her tune about R&B and move towards what I was talking about in my first post.

 

At least you metalheads got some taste in females. Too many times the females in R&B are just...well boring (with the exeption of Eve)

 

Edit: Addendum:

 

We get crap and the Hip-Hop/RnB scene gets shittier and shittier with every Dance/Club/Crunk song made.

 

And Old School Beats. Yeah, they are cool if used right, but the need to look other places (Goth, rock, Power Metal) to get some life back into the industry. BUT NOOOOO, we got these metrosexual's (The Neptunes) thinking they can get make beats out of Porno Movies, and it will sell.

[Steviekick 0]

I read in Entertainment Weekly that Kelis' second album was so bad it was only released in europe.

[razazteca 0]

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

I'm thinking titty fuck lactation.

= milkshake.

[The Dames 0]

Its good she lost those pounds, the problem is now they they got this new keyword "Dutch" based on that Video in the cornfield.

"Dutch" is not a new word or phrase at all, especially in the hip hop or r&b lexicon. A dutch is relatively similar to a Philly Blunt aka it's something that you wrap weed in in order to smoke it. A rolled dutch is ready to be smoked.

 

The reason why it hasn't been so widely known in terms of the mainstream is because obviously making songs about weed has always been taboo...

 

but the song "Pass the Dutchie (on the left hand side)" in the 80's really got the word out there.

 

Dames

[Guest Ronixis]

**Bows**

 

Damn...even I did not know that.

[justsoyouknow 0]

**Bows**

 

Damn...even I did not know that.

Not a big Marley fan?

[Guest RoyalBlue]

Reasons to like Kelis

 

1) Kaleidoscope

2) Outkast: Dracula's Wedding

3) ODB: Got Your Money

4) Fucking Nelly

 

After all that, I'm willing to forgive her for anything.

[Guest Unwritten Religion]

Milkshake is not about MILKSHAKES!

 

It's about her telling you that her body is Thick, cause Milkshakes are thick.

 

And I hate the song, but the wife likes it, so I have to listen to it everyday.

 

Oh and Rip, your a Ford fan to?

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Kelis is very sexy.

I LOVE chics with the curly/fro deal.

Nas is a lucky brotha.

[Vyce 0]

Comparing Kelis is Aqua is like comparing Iron Maiden to Evanescense.

 

You metalheads have no clue.

It's really more like we just don't fucking care.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Good lord Melyssa is thick.

Didn't notice Rip's ava & UR's sig the first time around.

[NoCalMike 0]

Comparing Kelis is Aqua is like comparing Iron Maiden to Evanescense.

 

You metalheads have no clue.

Did you read my post.......I SAID........I had never heard the fucking song.

I've never listened to iron Maiden but I wouldn't compare them to Evanescense. Its called using common sense.

I've never even heard Kelis......any of her stuff.....I was just going by what people were describing about the song, and it sounded like a trendy bubblegum pop song ala Barbie Girl......my mistake.

[razazteca 0]

Barbie Girl was a well produced song by professionals, Milkshake is produced by Kelis who does not have any clue what she is doing other than looking sexy and jiggying her breasts.

[NoCalMike 0]

Barbie Girl was a well produced song by professionals, Milkshake is produced by Kelis who does not have any clue what she is doing other than looking sexy and jiggying her breasts.

where can I find a pic?

[Jingus 0]

It's not worth the search, she's got a small C-cup at best, and pointy ones at that.

[King Kamala 0]

I thought this thread was about a local band who had a local minor radio hit about three years back called "The Milkshake Song". Anyways they were a decent run of the mill top 40 group that "followed up" with an annoying as hell ska cover of 99 Luftbaloons that was played all over the radio around here. When I saw the title of the thread I was like, dear God I hope the rest of America doesn't have to hear them butcher 99 Luft Balloons.

[King Kamala 0]

Damn catchy song. Not exactly lyrically brilliant but it's definitely a party anthem, as has made it onto one of my patented Malibu Party Mixes, with successful results.

Why do I imagine the party scenes on Saved by the Bell when you say Mailbu Party Mixes? Please God tell me your parties are better than that Zack.

[Bruiser Chong 0]

For the record, the song is about her breasts, although I don't really see why, since as someone noted, they're really nothing special. Nice bod, though.

[NoCalMike 0]

I finally heard that song at some awards show........gawd it was atrocious.