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Mr. Piss is now with out a vehicle. I was just on my way home from work just an hour or so ago. Some women in an SUV plows into the passenger side of my Concorde. It was only about a mile from my house too. Turns out she just moved to Minnesota 2 weeks ago from Arizona and this is already her second accident. If I hadn't been wearing my seatbelt, there probably wouldn't be a Mr. Piss alive right now. So I might be gone here for a couple of days until I get everything straightened out. Peace to all of you and hope your day has been better than mine.

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Ah SUV drivers, they see the commercials with the cars tearing through a snowy road and they think "Hey, that's easy. I won't have to abide by the traffic rules in the snow like the normal saps do, like driving slower than normal and not tear-assing through slippery corners."

 

And two accidents in 2 weeks? Think she should infer something from that, like "I should really invest in a bus pass"?

 

My advice, sue the bitch for the cost of your hospital bills.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Mr. Piss is now with out a vehicle. I was just on my way home from work just an hour or so ago. Some women in an SUV plows into the passenger side of my Concorde. It was only about a mile from my house too. Turns out she just moved to Minnesota 2 weeks ago from Arizona and this is already her second accident. If I hadn't been wearing my seatbelt, there probably wouldn't be a Mr. Piss alive right now. So I might be gone here for a couple of days until I get everything straightened out. Peace to all of you and hope your day has been better than mine.

Sorry to hear man, keep 'yer chin up, man.

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Mr. Piss is now with out a vehicle. I was just on my way home from work just an hour or so ago. Some women in an SUV plows into the passenger side of my Concorde.

 

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In the last two months I have been nearly hit while walking/driving probably a dozen times.

 

In southern Alberta no less, where you would think motherfucks would at least know what to expect when november comes around...

 

Motherfucks...the whole lot of them.

 

The very thought of never hearing ABOBO's sweet siren song again caused me cold sweats and difficult breathing.

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Mr. Piss is now with out a vehicle. I was just on my way home from work just an hour or so ago. Some women in an SUV plows into the passenger side of my Concorde.

 

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Dude that made me literally laugh out loud...

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Mr. Piss is now with out a vehicle...

If it makes you feel any better some bitch in a BMW crashed into the shuttle that my better half takes to and from work on Tuesday -- to add insult to injury this bitch pretty much blamed the shuttle driver who was stopped at a red light (or yield sign, I can't remember which).

 

The Cancer Fairy is on the case when it comes to this bitch, FBOP, want her to make a visit to Ms. Can't-Drive-a-SUV?...

 

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Guest Salacious Crumb
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Mr. Piss is now with out a vehicle. I was just on my way home from work just an hour or so ago. Some women in an SUV plows into the passenger side of my Concorde. It was only about a mile from my house too. Turns out she just moved to Minnesota 2 weeks ago from Arizona and this is already her second accident. If I hadn't been wearing my seatbelt, there probably wouldn't be a Mr. Piss alive right now. So I might be gone here for a couple of days until I get everything straightened out. Peace to all of you and hope your day has been better than mine.

I know how you feel. I've almost been in 6 accidents in less than a week b/c of morons pulling out in front of me, etc. I don't know what it is about seeing a little snow in the air that makes idiots forget how to drive.

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Man, at least I slow down when there's crap on the road...

 

Only problem I ever had on slick roads was I pulled through a stoplight at about 10 mph and slid a bit, my tires hit the curb and I went on. Other than that, all gravy.

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If you think that's bad, this guy I live with fractured his hand after some woman sped through a red light and crashed into the driver side of his car.

 

The real problem was that he was driving his police cruiser and was on-duty at the time.

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Christ, Pissy, be careful. What gets me is that the roads, at least in my neck, were fine today, even the side roads. But, I guess some people just don't get it. In any case, hope you're okay out there, and if either way, take care.

Guest stardust
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In the last two months I have been nearly hit while walking/driving probably a dozen times.

Sadly enough, I've almost been hit while walking probably about a dozen times myself in the past three weeks or so. And I live in Texas, and that's walking across an intersection on campus on the crosswalk. I could only imagine how bad it would be if I lived somewhere where we actually had snow or ice this time of year.

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If it makes you feel any better some bitch in a BMW crashed into the shuttle that my better half takes to and from work on Tuesday

 

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I'm rocking the Vicodin right now, and feeling good. The doctor I saw today said that my practicing yoga helped to prevent any whiplash. I just may contemplate legal action, if only due to her attitude after the accident. Thanks for the kind words.

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