haVoc Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 Latest WWE Films venture will star wrestler... WWE Films, WWE's movie division, has bought an untitled horror story from screenwriter Dan Madigan and plan to develop it into a film. One of WWE's wrestlers will star in the movie, but it is not known who. While details are limited, the movie will apparently be "very violent" and the main character will be "a remorseless, relentless, vicious and sadistic monster." Credit: Hollywood Reporter/411mania This will be scary for all the wrong reasons.
Guest netslob Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 the main character will be "a remorseless, relentless, vicious and sadistic monster." sounds like Vince to a T.
haVoc Posted December 12, 2003 Author Report Posted December 12, 2003 1Wrestling is now reporting it will probably be for Triple H.
Mecha Mummy Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 1Wrestling is now reporting it will probably be for Triple H. Wait... So, a role that sounds exactly like Kane's current character... and Triple H gets the role? Hunh. Oh well, as long as it means he won't be wrestling very often...
Guest netslob Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 Oh well, as long as it means he won't be wrestling very often... yep...something we can all get behind...please, Hunter, take as many movie roles as you want...we won't mind...
geniusMoment Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 So HHH wants to be a movie star, goes out to Hollywood and cannot get any gigs. HHH comes home cries to Steph and then all of a sudden, despite the fact that the music label was a flop, wwe starts a film division. The first 2 films they produce star HHH. Well, no wonder the promotion is going to shit.
JN News Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 You're a shite actor. OMG, FUCKING GOLD!
Corey_Lazarus Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED OR WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOVIES!
Guest Quik Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 So HHH wants to be a movie star, goes out to Hollywood and cannot get any gigs. HHH comes home cries to Steph and then all of a sudden, despite the fact that the music label was a flop, wwe starts a film division. The first 2 films they produce star HHH. Well, no wonder the promotion is going to shit. It's almost like they're trying to make themselves look as pathetic as possible. Like... the McMahons are giving roles in their personal film company to their son-in-law, who couldn't get a role in Hollywood. It's mind boggling... it's as if they're trying as hard as they can to give everything to their golden child. It makes the other talent feel like they're worthless, and it's just gonna result in losing money. But I can guarantee they'll be willing to take a shitload of risks in getting HHH in a successful movie. But of course, they can't risk putting a belt around Benoit's waist. My head hurts.
haVoc Posted December 12, 2003 Author Report Posted December 12, 2003 Triple H is the Tori Spelling of WWE.
EdwardKnoxII Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 Triple H is the Tori Spelling of WWE. So I guess that means Triple H is going to get a boob job and surgery on his face and end up marrying Brain Austin Green.
Lord of The Curry Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 Triple H is the Tori Spelling of WWE. No, Steph McMahon is the Tori Spelling of WWE. HHH is every single guy who tried to hook up w/ Tori Spelling because they knew that their daddy was loaded and could get them a job.
DCMaximo Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 I'm sure I remember reading that the WWE were planning a Jason-style slasher film starring Kane at one point, so maybe this is the one.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 You mean they're now shelling out the money for Triple H to star in 2 movies now?!?! WTF? So now he's starring in a role meant for Austin and another role for Kane? Just wow.
Guest Peter_Griffin Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED OR WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOVIES! Gold.
2GOLD Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 This could work, like maybe it's just a three hour Triple H promo and you are strapped to the chair while he talks and poses in a speedo. Now THAT would be a scary film It could be the next Blair Witch Project!
Guest hunger4unger Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 Kane is playing the role.
Guest JumpinJackFlash Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 This could work, like maybe it's just a three hour Triple H promo and you are strapped to the chair while he talks and poses in a speedo. Now THAT would be a scary film It could be the next Blair Witch Project! ...Entitled The Bare Kliq Project!
Vyce Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 Any film that the WWE ultimately creates will be forced straight to fucking video.
The Mandarin Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 Someone, please edit a cover of Gigli replacing the faces of Affleck and Lopez with Hunter and Stephanie.
Guest Quik Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 Smell my finger and guess where I was before! And no, it wasn't at an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet.
Jobber of the Week Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 You're a shite actor. Does anyone have a shot of the SmackDown where Arnold reached out and smacked HHH? I need that so much right now.
Guest Metallica Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 Steve Austin would make a pretty convincing killer and with him as the star it would actually have a chance of making some money..
Guest BDC Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 Anyway, yeah, the first name I thought of was Kane when I read that, but hey, if they want to bomb, it's not our buisness. Wait, that is our buisness...
k thx Posted December 14, 2003 Report Posted December 14, 2003 Oh shit, I've got a HHH on my finger. GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
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