Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2004 I'd like my name changed to "Mister Fucking Popularity". If this is too long, then "Mr. Fucking Popularity" will suffice. If you do not wish to use cursing, then "Mister F'n Popularity" will suffice. If this is too long and you do not wish to use cursing, then "Mr. F'n Popularity" will suffice. I am flexible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2004 Before you go, Mr. Woolery, I have to ask-- what became of your reality show? And I'm not big on Sizzlechest. Can you come up with a few more? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2004 ^^^ Whiskers Von Fluffykins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Joshua A. Norton Report post Posted October 4, 2004 And I'm not big on Sizzlechest. Can you come up with a few more? Gator McKlusky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2004 And I'm not big on Sizzlechest. Can you come up with a few more? Catholic Missionary Funk~ *hits the funky bassline* Oh, Ow! Hit me! Funk that Jesus! Ah! Save Me! Mercy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2004 And I'm not big on Sizzlechest. Can you come up with a few more? You shall be the new Moist Party Gurl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anorak 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2004 Changed my mind. Don't bother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big McLargeHuge 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2004 Change mine to Punch Rockgroin. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2004 ^NO. You can't change your name!!! It's ICONIC! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2004 Bob Johnson! No, wait... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted October 8, 2004 Change mine to 'Danny Dubya v2.0', thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 CM Funk should change his name to Rock Paper Scissors. Alternatively, he could also change his name to Rock, Paper, Scissors. I'm sure he's flexible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Can I change my name to John Smith Black. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Only if you brand the asscheek of a blacksmith named John and show us photographic evidence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Can I change my name to John Smith Black. Better yet, "I only post when the Yankees are winning" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Can I change my name to John Smith Black. What's wrong with Michael Joel Benoit? If you're looking for a three-name name, try...ah fuck it I can't come up with something, to hell with it. Just be "Food Man Can't Burn CDs On A $10 Computer" so we actually know who you are instead of subjecting TSM to the whole deductive process of realizing who you are again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 i'd mark out if his name was "$10 Computer" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Contentious C Report post Posted October 11, 2004 I would like my name to be changed to "Contentious C". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted October 12, 2004 I would like my name to be changed to "Contentious C". What does the C stand for? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 It stands for consensus. CONTENTIOUS CONSENSUS~. Confucius is a tongue-twisting possibility too. ... with my horrible luck, however, it probably stands for a certain banned female orifice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 I'm glad Banky asked that question before I had a chance to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Contentious C Report post Posted October 12, 2004 I would like my name to be changed to "Contentious C". What does the C stand for? Uh, Collins? Like, duh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Boy, you sure are contentious! There shan't be any doubt that you have what it takes to live up to that name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Contentious C Report post Posted October 12, 2004 No, there shan't. Not that it required your belief in me to be a suitable name in the first place, little sparrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 I am never ever going to try to fuck with this guy. Damn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Change my name to IDrinkRatsMilk the Baptist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 THANK GOD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 I'm leaving the previous post as is, though its intent has since been shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sylvan Grenier Report post Posted October 12, 2004 I would like my name to be changed to "Contentious C". What does the C stand for? Uh, Collins? Like, duh? Everybody can see through your pathetic ruse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Contentious C Report post Posted October 12, 2004 I tend not to take seriously any usage of the word 'pathetic' from someone who seems to be fixated upon Muppets. Just so we're all up to speed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
