Chuck Woolery Posted October 3, 2004 Report Posted October 3, 2004 I'd like my name changed to "Mister Fucking Popularity". If this is too long, then "Mr. Fucking Popularity" will suffice. If you do not wish to use cursing, then "Mister F'n Popularity" will suffice. If this is too long and you do not wish to use cursing, then "Mr. F'n Popularity" will suffice. I am flexible.
The Mandarin Posted October 3, 2004 Report Posted October 3, 2004 Before you go, Mr. Woolery, I have to ask-- what became of your reality show? And I'm not big on Sizzlechest. Can you come up with a few more?
Guest Joshua A. Norton Posted October 4, 2004 Report Posted October 4, 2004 And I'm not big on Sizzlechest. Can you come up with a few more? Gator McKlusky
The Amazing Rando Posted October 4, 2004 Report Posted October 4, 2004 And I'm not big on Sizzlechest. Can you come up with a few more? Catholic Missionary Funk~ *hits the funky bassline* Oh, Ow! Hit me! Funk that Jesus! Ah! Save Me! Mercy!
Golgo 13 Posted October 4, 2004 Report Posted October 4, 2004 And I'm not big on Sizzlechest. Can you come up with a few more? You shall be the new Moist Party Gurl.
Big McLargeHuge Posted October 7, 2004 Report Posted October 7, 2004 Change mine to Punch Rockgroin. Thanks.
The Amazing Rando Posted October 7, 2004 Report Posted October 7, 2004 ^NO. You can't change your name!!! It's ICONIC!
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Posted October 8, 2004 Report Posted October 8, 2004 Change mine to 'Danny Dubya v2.0', thanks.
Chuck Woolery Posted October 9, 2004 Report Posted October 9, 2004 CM Funk should change his name to Rock Paper Scissors. Alternatively, he could also change his name to Rock, Paper, Scissors. I'm sure he's flexible.
Ed Wood Caulfield Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 Can I change my name to John Smith Black.
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 Only if you brand the asscheek of a blacksmith named John and show us photographic evidence.
the max Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 Can I change my name to John Smith Black. Better yet, "I only post when the Yankees are winning"
The Czech Republic Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 Can I change my name to John Smith Black. What's wrong with Michael Joel Benoit? If you're looking for a three-name name, try...ah fuck it I can't come up with something, to hell with it. Just be "Food Man Can't Burn CDs On A $10 Computer" so we actually know who you are instead of subjecting TSM to the whole deductive process of realizing who you are again.
The Amazing Rando Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 i'd mark out if his name was "$10 Computer"
Guest Contentious C Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 I would like my name to be changed to "Contentious C".
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 I would like my name to be changed to "Contentious C". What does the C stand for?
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 It stands for consensus. CONTENTIOUS CONSENSUS~. Confucius is a tongue-twisting possibility too. ... with my horrible luck, however, it probably stands for a certain banned female orifice.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 I'm glad Banky asked that question before I had a chance to.
Guest Contentious C Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 I would like my name to be changed to "Contentious C". What does the C stand for? Uh, Collins? Like, duh?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Boy, you sure are contentious! There shan't be any doubt that you have what it takes to live up to that name.
Guest Contentious C Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 No, there shan't. Not that it required your belief in me to be a suitable name in the first place, little sparrow.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 I am never ever going to try to fuck with this guy. Damn.
Nighthawk Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Change my name to IDrinkRatsMilk the Baptist.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 I'm leaving the previous post as is, though its intent has since been shot.
Guest Sylvan Grenier Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 I would like my name to be changed to "Contentious C". What does the C stand for? Uh, Collins? Like, duh? Everybody can see through your pathetic ruse.
Guest Contentious C Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 I tend not to take seriously any usage of the word 'pathetic' from someone who seems to be fixated upon Muppets. Just so we're all up to speed.
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