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Guest Anticrombie
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Me and My fucking luck...I'm going to go kill myself now.

 

(The Feds are going to come knocking on my door any time now)

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
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No, I'm not going to do that. You must earn your capitalization in a way that I will not specify and will only grant on a whim.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Only because your ass has gotten too loose.

Guest Anticrombie
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I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS FROM YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yoo hoo, Dr. Tom, have I told you yet that I love you.

 

:cheers: Come on pal, you know you want to do this for me

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Shit man, don't ever tell Tom you love him, guy won't quit calling you, I'm tellin ya..

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Shit man, don't ever tell Tom you love him, guy won't quit calling you, I'm tellin ya..

I still get calls at like 3 in the morning but no one answers when I pick up.

 

Hmmm...

Guest Anticrombie
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I still get calls at like 3 in the morning but no one answers when I pick up.

 

Hmmm...after giving careful thought to this revelation, I have come to the conclusion that he might be to busy masturbating to form intelligible words, I find that creepy so I'll ask the only sane mod on this page:

 

AoO = cocktease

 

Tom = pervert

 

Sass = mod god

 

Come on, you know you wanna...

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Spiderpoet

 

Pre-Deposit

Toe Dippers

Red Pot Pies

Guest Anticrombie
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Damnit!!!

 

:angry: Who do I have to sleep with around here to get what I want? :angry:

Guest TheJewof2001
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Can I get a name change over here, please?

 

TheJewof2004

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I would like a name change, but I don't know to what. I guess I'll give you guys carte blanche, with the stipulation that I have veto power.

 

And if you don't want to, that's fine. I'm just...bored.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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Hoff is obviously feeling the "Blame Hoff" heat and wants to deflect it by changing his name to something else.

 

You clever evil bastard.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Call yourself "Hoff's Place" and make believe you're a jolly laid back barkeep that no one ever takes seriously.

Guest TheJewof2001
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So, no name change for me? Or do I have to wait till I have a certain amount of posts?

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I think you should move away from the Kamala thing. People don't understand Kamala. He just hoots a lot and slaps himself.

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Call yourself "Hoff's Place" and make believe you're a jolly laid back barkeep that no one ever takes seriously.

I'm halfway there. Two-thirds, even. But I'm disappointed no one abused their power even a little.

Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
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Damnit!!!

 

:angry: Who do I have to sleep with around here to get what I want? :angry:

Yuna Firerose.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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*remembers the cyber transcript*

 

Good times.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I'm going to use "Fuck me Lord Satan" someday.

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