Moron celebs

[MrRant 0]

RAW RAGE AT BUSH DURING MOVEON.ORG AWARDS; TRANSCRIPT REVEALED

 

**Exclusive**

 

The stars were out in Gotham on Monday night for the latest Bush Bashing Ball.

 

Followers of MOVEON.ORG gathered to unveil the winner of the website's Bush in 30 Seconds Contest.

 

But it was the action off the computer screen and on the stage at New York's Hammerstein Ballroom that's caused excitement.

 

Celebrity activists unleashed a torrent of obscenity-laced insults and allegations against Republicans and the Bush Administration -- just a week after the site's founders apologized for posting two political messages on the Internet comparing President Bush to Hitler.

 

The DRUDGE REPORT can now present a partial transcript of the event, as provided by various DRUDGE sources:

 

MARGARET CHO (Comedian) --

 

* "Despite all of this stupid bullsh-- that the Republican National Committee, or whatever the f--- they call them, that they were saying that they're all angry about how two of these ads were comparing Bush to Hitler? I mean, out of thousands of submissions, they find two. They're like fu--ing looking for Hitler in a hawstack. You now? I mean, George Bush is not Hitler. He would be if he fu--ing applied himself." big, extended applause) "I mean he just isn't."

 

* "I think this last year has just proven how stupid Republicans are." (big applause)

 

* "For example, Judge Roy Moore, or Jay Moore or whatever, in Alabama. [inaudible] ... Ten Commandments statue stay in the lobby of a courthouse. 'You can't move the Word of God! You cannot remove the Franklin Mint edition of the Word of God!' [said in Southern accent] People are protesting there and like, I think it could have been solved so much easier if they had just placed a golden calf next to the statue and then people would have started worshipping that. And then they could have moved the Ten Commandments to Bush's office -- which he needs them, desperately. Or maybe he needs a new version of the Ten Commandments -- George W. Bush's Ten Commandments: Thou shalt not steal...votes. (big applause) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's...country. (big applause) Thou shalt not kill...for oil. (big applause) Thou shalt not take grammar...in vain. (big applause) I mean, whatever fu--ing happened to separation of church and state? I mean, you can't like, impose your god on my god. God has many names. God is God, God is Jehovah, God is Allah, God is Buddah, God is Beyonce. (laughter) You know, you cannot impose your God on other people. And ah, George W. Bush is coming out with the weirdest stance on same-sex marriage as well. What he says about it is, well, 'well, we're all sinners.' No we're not! Just because somebody ate an apple one time does not make us all sinners. And if it was from the tree of knowledge, I think she should have eaten more than one. (laughter) Possibly even baked a pie." (applause) "I don't understand the whole same-sex marriage thing. He was quoted by saying, 'well, you you uh, just gotta take the speck out of your own eye before you take the co-- out of your neighbor's.'" [in Southern accent] (laughter)

 

* "I mean, I'm afraid of terrorists, but I'm more afraid of the Patriot Act." (big applause)

 

CHUCK D (Rapper -- Public Enemy)

 

* Cut off, but he appears to refer to American government under Bush Administration as "cancer of civilization."

 

* "But truly, seriously, quite frankly, the people are smart enough to realize that the world is important and we only have one life [or right, unclear], that's tired of this bullsh--, or better than that, tired of this Bushsh--" (big applause)

 

* "Americanization is like McDonaldization"

 

* "Son of a Bush and his crew is at it again, because, we do not want 8 years run by a Colon, a Bush and a Dick." (big applause)

 

JULIA STILES (Actress)

 

* "I was worried that some soldiers over in Iraq who are actually younger than I am would see some salacious report on MSNBC and think that I was attacking them and not the government that put them there. And I was afraid that Bill O'Reilly would come and, with a shotgun at my front door and shoot me for being unpatriotic. But I decided that that's actually, that fear that was silencing me is actually why it's so important that MoveOn exist and do this ad contest..."

 

AL FRANKEN

 

*"I'm Al Franken. I'm here to present the funniest ad award. I'm a last-minute substitution, former Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill was supposed to be the presenter, but unfortunately he was murdered."

 

MOBY

 

*Said he had "contempt" for Bush, called him a "big fat f---ing liar."

 

Developing...

http://drudgereport.com/mattmo3.htm

[C Dubya 04 0]

As always some people go way overboard. I hate that people think these celeberties speak for the majority of the liberal side. The Al Franken comment was funny though.

 

Who is Margaret Cho anyways, and when is the last time that Chuck D was relevant?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

That is absolute bullshit...I mean how could they list Margret Cho as a comedian? SHE ISN'T FUNNY

[2GOLD 0]

Some A-list stars there.

 

I guess Richard Simmons, D.B Sweeney and G.W Bailey were too busy to be there.

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

Maybe they were filming a 1-800 collect commercial next door and asked the "stars" to stop by.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Some A-list stars there.

 

I guess Richard Simmons, D.B Sweeney and G.W Bailey were too busy to be there.

Yeah...where's Carrot Top, David Arquette and the dad from Family Matters?

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

I gotta say, I do like Juila Stiles

[Swift Terror 0]

Has anyone else seen moveon.org's commercial that aired on network TV last night (I forget what show I was watching or which network). It depicted an elderly person being tossed out of a window, having the rug pulled from under them, causing them to fall, and a few other things where they were hurt physically.

 

The person committing these acts against the elderly was shown only below the knees, wearing cowboy boots engraved with the initials 'GWB.'

 

Oh yeah, really good stuff. They are definately trying to be mainstream--this only makes the left in general look horrible. Moveon.org can no longer simply be dismissed as 'radical' and therefore are a legitimate target to be used to criticize the folly of the left.

 

You won't be seeing any network commercials sponsored by 'ELF' or 'Earth First,' which are absolute crazy, insane radical environmental groups.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I hope they keep airing commercials like this.

 

These people are just as bad as some of the pro-life wackos on the Right.

 

That is absolute bullshit...I mean how could they list Margret Cho as a comedian? SHE ISN'T FUNNY

 

Racist.

 

You know the only reason ABC canned her show was because Cho didn't fit the mold of the typical Asian girl...

[NoCalMike 0]

AL FRANKEN

 

*"I'm Al Franken. I'm here to present the funniest ad award. I'm a last-minute substitution, former Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill was supposed to be the presenter, but unfortunately he was murdered."

Oh come on now, you can at least admit THAT was a good joke.

[2GOLD 0]

It's funny a group with a site called moveon.org can't F*CKING MOVE ON!

 

I swear, half this stuff reads like a skit...a bad skit at that.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Actually, the funnier thing is that the site is quite funny (I have one comic where they have two people fearing government criticism get their "patriotism" vaccines, or something, hung up in my locker because I found it hilarious), but aside from Al Franken's comments, none of these were funny.

[Guest Olympic Slam]

Theory: Most of these "stars" have been nobodys or are slowly becoming nobodys. Perhaps their hatred of Bush (while probably somewhat genuine) is merely a way of getting back into the spotlight as well as appealing to foreign markets? They all figure, since the Hollywood scence is full of perversion and liberalism, we can cash in on that political demographic and get some work. It's not like people were demanding more Al Franken before he went ultra-liberal and people started vaguely remembering who he was or what he used to do.

Edited January 15, 2004 by Olympic Slam

[Guest Mosaicv2]

REPUBILICANS RULE... u DEMOCRAT BITCHIES

[BX 0]

This forum is decomposing.

[MrRant 0]

This forum is decomposing.

Just now?

[Jobber of the Week 0]

I guess I can't figure out how these celebrities are morons except possibly because they don't agree with your political views.

 

Nice how Drudge didn't bother to transcribe anything but the Bush bashing. This reminds me when he broke news about the Hate Bush Party going on in tinseltown and posted some celeb's cell#, presumably so good ol' republican lovin patriots could air their opinions.

[bobobrazil1984 0]

I liked the "Al Keyda" ad

[Guest Olympic Slam]

I guess I can't figure out how these celebrities are morons except possibly because they don't agree with your political views.

 

Nice how Drudge didn't bother to transcribe anything but the Bush bashing. This reminds me when he broke news about the Hate Bush Party going on in tinseltown and posted some celeb's cell#, presumably so good ol' republican lovin patriots could air their opinions.

It's not like these people are scholars on foreign policy or dedicate their lives to political thought. They're just a bunch of C-level celebrities voicing, not political opinion of substance, but just anti-Bush sentiment. Hence, they're morons.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

It's not like these people are scholars on foreign policy or dedicate their lives to political thought. They're just a bunch of C-level celebrities voicing, not political opinion of substance, but just anti-Bush sentiment. Hence, they're morons.

So, you're an Internet Moron?

[Guest OctoberBlood]

Wait .. wait .. wait ... is Margaret Cho that person on Mad TV?

[BX 0]

It's not like these people are scholars on foreign policy or dedicate their lives to political thought.  They're just a bunch of C-level celebrities voicing, not political opinion of substance, but just anti-Bush sentiment.  Hence, they're morons.

So, you're an Internet Moron?

OH SLAM

 

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[Vern Gagne 0]

I guess I can't figure out how these celebrities are morons except possibly because they don't agree with your political views.

 

Nice how Drudge didn't bother to transcribe anything but the Bush bashing. This reminds me when he broke news about the Hate Bush Party going on in tinseltown and posted some celeb's cell#, presumably so good ol' republican lovin patriots could air their opinions.

It's more so, how they argue their point. Fuck Bush, Fuck Republicans. Fuck this, fuck that. You're point could be made without every other word being a swear word.

[spiny norman 0]

Reading over what is quoted, only Margaret Cho seems to have the extreme level of profanity that you speak of. All the others seem to be much less colourful in their language.

[Vyce 0]

I guess I can't figure out how these celebrities are morons except possibly because they don't agree with your political views.

 

Nice how Drudge didn't bother to transcribe anything but the Bush bashing. This reminds me when he broke news about the Hate Bush Party going on in tinseltown and posted some celeb's cell#, presumably so good ol' republican lovin patriots could air their opinions.

It's more so, how they argue their point. Fuck Bush, Fuck Republicans. Fuck this, fuck that. You're point could be made without every other word being a swear word.

It's not so much that as the fact that they're just no eloquent or particularly thoughtful in their criticisms of Bush. Any moron can insult. Example: Moby, calling Bush an "f***ing liar" or what have you. This didn't seem so much as thoughtful commentary criticizing Bush as just stale, tired insults and bad standup "comedy." At least Franken had an amusing line.

 

Shame about Stiles, though. I would have liked to fuck her.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Is that really such an important matter? I can picture it now...

 

SCENE: A dark bedroom. We hear bumping and groaning and from the top of the covers, up pop the heads of VYCE and an attractive YOUNG WOMAN.

 

YOUNG WOMAN: I've never felt like this before.

 

VYCE: I... Oh, I gotta ask you something.

 

YOUNG WOMAN: Yes? Yes!?!?

 

VYCE: *stern voice* Do you support President Bush?

 

YOUNG WOMAN: Well... Ah.... I believed he could have though through his policy a little more thoroughly.

 

VYCE (shouting:) Out, bitch!

 

YOUNG WOMAN: But, but, I just though the Medicare thing was...

 

VYCE: Traitorous lefty scum! Honest Americans support the President's medicare bill! They don't want another 9/11!

 

YOUNG WOMAN: What does prescription drugs have to do with terror?

 

VYCE: Go! Now!

[Vyce 0]

Well that's just silly.

 

Unless our hour was up, I would have never kicked her out of the room.

[Guest JMA]

There's a very simple solution to stop celebs from speaking about politics: Stop giving them so much fucking attention. Alas, douchebag pundits and the media seem to care too much for their own good.

 

And speaking of C-list celebs talking about politics...

 

 

CONSERVATIVE DESTRUCITY~! (sorry, had to do that)

[Guest Olympic Slam]

I guess I can't figure out how these celebrities are morons except possibly because they don't agree with your political views.

 

Nice how Drudge didn't bother to transcribe anything but the Bush bashing. This reminds me when he broke news about the Hate Bush Party going on in tinseltown and posted some celeb's cell#, presumably so good ol' republican lovin patriots could air their opinions.

It's more so, how they argue their point. Fuck Bush, Fuck Republicans. Fuck this, fuck that. You're point could be made without every other word being a swear word.

It's not so much that as the fact that they're just no eloquent or particularly thoughtful in their criticisms of Bush. Any moron can insult. Example: Moby, calling Bush an "f***ing liar" or what have you. This didn't seem so much as thoughtful commentary criticizing Bush as just stale, tired insults and bad standup "comedy." At least Franken had an amusing line.

 

Shame about Stiles, though. I would have liked to fuck her.

That's my point exactly; there's zero substance to what they said. Wow, Bush sucks! Such insight! Such wit! Truly this is a grand moment of intellectual discovery! I love when O'Reilly has these Hollywood/Music types on and he makes them look like total morons when he actually makes them, you know, defend their stance with more than just canned quips and phrases.

 

 

Heh, I didn't even know who Julia Stiles WAS until I read this.

[Guest JMA]

That's my point exactly; there's zero substance to what they said. Wow, Bush sucks! Such insight! Such wit! Truly this is a grand moment of intellectual discovery! I love when O'Reilly has these Hollywood/Music types on and he makes them look like total morons when he actually makes them, you know, defend their stance with more than just canned quips and phrases.

Wow. You mean O'Reilly makes someone ELSE look like a moron? In all seriousness, he's not much better than the celebs he "embarasses." He's a glorified populist.