Clusterfuck Card!

[Rawknight 0]

I'm late for work, and I cannot turn my match in, forwhatever reason the board won't let me send a pm.

 

I won't be off work for midnight, so hopefully I can get my match in by than.

 

Sorry for the inconvience.

Oh crud.. Danny's showing

 

*prepares to watch the best match he's ever wrote get beat*

[Ace309 0]

I think we all owe King a drink, or whatever else his poision is.

Hear hear.

 

Martinis for all.

[Guest Aecas]

Nah Guinness for everyone! Especially King!

 

*tosses a shot of vodka into King's to help him get into the bevvie*

[Rawknight 0]

*passes the blunt King's way*

[hhh6294 0]

pfft... pussies.

 

Vodka is where it's at sluts.

 

Vodka and a good 'ol bottle of Jack.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Now you're talking; back before I quit drinking, Vodka was my drink.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Ahem...some of us are still of an impressionable, non drinking age on this board, and as the responsibe adults you should...

 

 

 

 

Fuck it, pass the beer.

 

[The Amazing Rando 0]

What does it say in the Book of Todd about things like that, Maddix?

[Justice 0]

Vodka... I drank a 5th the night before my Music Theory exam the next day. The thing was at 8:00 A.M, but I managed to get up for it reasonably sober and passed with flying colors. If only I had that much luck on my other drinking nights...

[King Cucaracha 0]

What does it say in the Book of Todd about things like that, Maddix?

Probably some crap about abstaining from beer before you're 18 (or, 21 if you're American I suppose), and instead whitling your time away by practising some new submission moves he's learnt.

 

 

 

Yeah, I'm fresh out of funny tonight.

 

 

 

More beer you say?

 

[muzz 0]

*Drinks water alone*

[Crowe 0]

Vodka is a bad drink. Whiskey... all the way.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

*Drinks water alone*

You don't have to drink alone, Muzz; like I said, I used to drink...

 

Unless, of course, that's just your thing...

[muzz 0]

I just... don't drink.

[Ace309 0]

Oh, you're one of those Amish people.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

:: Imagines Muzz's head being made out of brick ::

 

I. Don't. Drink. Either.

 

I haven't had a drink since I was twenty-six. I was extending an invitation, so that you wouldn't have to not-drink alone.

[janusd 0]

Pfft, alcohol. Haven't drunk a drop of it... ever. At all.

 

*falls asleep next to Muzz with his glass of water*

[Guest Suicide King]

Right. Clusterfuck itself should be up in an hour or so. last minute markign finishing after my video card took a fatal exception to my activities.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Vodka is a bad drink.

You fucking heathen wench.

 

K.

[Crowe 0]

Not just a bad drink, a horrible drink. Why don't you go sit next to all my women friends drinking Vodka?

 

...

 

Oh, I see what your game is now.

 

*taps nose*

 

Still, Whiskey > *