BifEverchad 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 On a message board run by USA Pro Wrestling, Tammy Sytch, better known to all wrestling fans as Sunny, wrote a post to inform everyone that she was leaving the wrestling business for good. Here is what she wrote: I FORGOT TO MENTION, I AM RETIRING THIS YEAR. I'TS (sic) ALMOST 14 YEARS IN THIS BIZ, IT'S NOT FUN OR WORTH THE AGGRIVATION (sic) ANYMORE. I HAVE A FEW MORE SHOWS AND TWO OVERSEAS TOURS BOOKED, AND THEN I AM BECOMING A FLIGHT ATTENDANT. MY LEG HASN'T FULLY RECOVERD (sic) FROM A YEAR AGO DECEMBER 5TH---I TORE MY RIGHT QUADRICEP MUSCLE IN TEXAS IN A MATCH, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO TRAIN CORRECTLY FOR A YEAR NOW. SO, YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT MY CURRENT PHYSICAL CONDITION, BUT I AM INJURED AND I REALLY DON'T GIVE A S*** ABOUT OPINIONS. IF YOU DON'T APPRECIATE MY WORK AND WHAT I'VE DONE FOR THIS BIZ, THEN, GET UP AND GO TO THE BATHROOM DURING MY MATCHES. I REALLY WON'T MISS THIS STUFF BECAUSE IT BASICALLY IS A CRUEL AND DEMEANING BUSINESS. IT DID A LOT FOR ME AND CC, BUT I DON'T HAVE THE PASSION FOR IT ANY MORE. SO, MAYBE I CAN SERVE YOU ALL A DRINK AND PRETZELS ON CONTINENTAL AIRLINES!! TA TA FOR NOW--TAM credit- PWInsider Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Damn Caps Lock is a Bitch. If she was as hot as she was in 1994-1998 then I'd care, but eh, that's life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Well she certainly aided the survival of the blonde stereotype right there. Flight attendant? Don't you need to be, you know, attractive to do that? UYI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Well she certainly aided the survival of the blonde stereotype right there. Flight attendant? Don't you need to be, you know, attractive to do that? UYI Either young and attractive or old and ugly. I've only experienced the last choice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted February 1, 2004 From that message, I don't think she took Paul Heyman's advice and went to college. Call me crazy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 1, 2004 From that message, I don't think she took Paul Heyman's advice and went to college. Call me crazy... She's probably coked out of her mind when she wrote that up lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 1, 2004 I still think she's attractive, I don't care. I'm surprised she didn't mention Missy H. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 She tore her quad? I guess that means that her, HHH and Nash can all complain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placebo Effect 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 OHH NO WHAT EVER WILL WE DO? IT'S NOT AS IF WE ALL THOUGHT SHE WASN'T ALREADY RETIRED WITH HOW LITTLE SHE HAS BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS. /yourself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 1, 2004 She tore her quad? I guess that means that her, HHH and Nash can all complain. Does she even have enough muscle to tear? Oh wait, Nash's legs are even smaller and he snapped his like a twig, so I guess it's possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest drdrainoscott Report post Posted February 1, 2004 I swear to God, I flew Jet Blue over Christmas, and my brother and I swore that the flight attendant was Sunny. The only reason why I figured it wasn't her was because she looked like 1999 era Sunny and not 2003 Tammy. On a related note, Jet Blue officially has the hottest flight attendants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 I just see Tammy willing to fuck the pilots in the cockpit for money to buy drugs with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 1, 2004 I just see Tammy willing to fuck the pilots in the cockpit for money to buy drugs with. Tammy shooting up mid-flight and accidentally drops her needle(s) in peoples drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yankovic fan 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Any current photos of her? I thought she was retired too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 ehh...I liked Tammy back in the day. But this retirement's about 6 years late. She could have gone out a while ago and not shit all over what little image she had left. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slingshot Suplex 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Her Smoky Mountain work was so fun to watch and she showed so much potential in her managerial role. I was actually kinda disappointed that when she and Chris hit the WWF that they didn't continue her gimmick from that. But she became famous so I guess what they did worked. She seemed to have this natural on- camera charisma and she always entertained me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 In tradition of the ECW fans, I think Sunny deserves the proper send off "SHE'S A CRACK WHORE!" I thought she was already retired anyway so I'm shocked by the announcement that she was still in the biz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist Report post Posted February 1, 2004 No one's gonna comment on the idea that if she's becoming a flight attendant...she wants to get high????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 2, 2004 No one's gonna comment on the idea that if she's becoming a flight attendant...she wants to get high????? Damn, I can't believe no one thought of that joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 I was going to ask what exactly she was retiring from? getting naked? snorting coke? HIGHLY unlikely... The only thing she has left to retire from is breathing...and that would make snorting coke quite hard. ...oh wait...she could retire from walking and just spend the rest of her life on her back...she's probably getting good at that by now. (note: I'm such a bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 The toilet bowls in Arenas around the country will be floating at half-full. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 2, 2004 I was going to ask what exactly she was retiring from? getting naked? snorting coke? HIGHLY unlikely... The only thing she has left to retire from is breathing...and that would make snorting coke quite hard. ...oh wait...she could retire from walking and just spend the rest of her life on her back...she's probably getting good at that by now. (note: I'm such a bastard. Correction: A Funny bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Er.....is this the same Tammy Sytch that supposedly writes extremely eloquent articles for Chris Hyatte and his 411 Updates? Doesn't seem like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Er.....is this the same Tammy Sytch that supposedly writes extremely eloquent articles for Chris Hyatte and his 411 Updates? Doesn't seem like it. Plus she appears to be an Anti-Smark. "If you don't like matches, then go to the bathroom during them" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Good. She was the hottest woman in wrestling history in her day, but now shes' nothing more than an overweight, cynical, cracked out bitch. She has nothing to offer to the business at this time as far as I can see, her opinions on today's product that I have had the misfortune of reading are laughable at best (although everyone's entitled to their own opinion, I reckon), and at least when I encountered her personally at a Thunder taping in 2000, she was incredibly rude to myself and the other fans who were present on that night. On the plus side, maybe she can gain some stability in her life. Seeing as how she won't have to constantly put up with the stress of touring the indy circuit, she may not feel the need to turn to hard drugs. Don't get me wrong- I smoke pot, although not so often these days, and I also feel that people should be free to do to their own bodies what they choose, but speaking only from stories I have heard (which may or may not be valid), she is said to have had many problems with drugs, so maybe this will be better for her. I honestly wish her the best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted February 2, 2004 http://usapro.addr.com/Forums/showthread.p...d=3425#post3425 Here's the URL where the announcement came from. But the real reason I'm posting this is that some of the replies that followed are some of the funniest shit I've read in some time. For example: But yes, Tammy, you've given us so much. The Bodydonnas gimmick. The Faarooq Asaad gimmick. The Smoking BY GAWD Gunns, those lovable yet utterly talentless cowpokers whom you sold out every other week by reprising your real-life role of a smack addicted choadhound on air and selling your invaluable services to teams like the Godwinns and the Headbangers. You've given us your squawking voice piercing my eardrums on countless In Your House tapes. Your banana shaped shnoz in virtually every closeup between 1995 and 1997. Bless your soul, you even gave us your Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome wardrobe with LOD 2000. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hunger4unger Report post Posted February 3, 2004 Tammy is a workers worker. A retirement angle will probably draw in the NY area where here and Chris are over. It's likely that she will "retire" for a while but the reasaon it has been announced is for publicity reasons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 I gotta start flying Continental now. *is still a Sunny mark Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 Damn, she'll give a whole new meaning to the mile high club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted February 4, 2004 The toilet bowls in Arenas around the country will be floating at half-full. funny.....although I would've said Floating at half ass...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
