Guest JMA Report post Posted February 2, 2004 There's no article, just thought it was worth mentioning. Shane McMahon's wife, Marissa, is expected to have her baby sometime in Febuary. Vince has stated numerous times his desire to be a grandfather. In case anyone is curious, this info comes from gerweck.net. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ghettoman Report post Posted February 2, 2004 For some reason I thought his wife was the lady who hosts ET, then I realized I confused her with the girl that did Superstars with Cole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notJames 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 As long as the baby gets all his/her personality from Marissa, everything will be okay. ::crosses fingers and prays Mazola genes are stronger than McMahon genes:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Astro Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Wait...no one made the Danny McMahon headlines WM XXXX yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJMc 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 For some reason I thought his wife was the lady who hosts ET, then I realized I confused her with the girl that did Superstars with Cole. It was Livewire, asshole. I KNOW my recap shows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Way to go Shane! I thought maybe all his sperm were dead after that KOTR match with Angle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Wouldn't that pic be more appropriate for when Steph gets pregnant? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Any McMahon Child is the spawn of satan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Any McMahon Child is the spawn of satan. Even a child of Ed McMahon? HEYOOOOOO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 You are correct, sir! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Any McMahon Child is the spawn of satan. Even a child of Ed McMahon? HEYOOOOOO! YYYYYYYYES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man Reborn Report post Posted February 2, 2004 I heard the conception of the child was a giant spot-fest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 I heard there was a lot of blood. ... good lord I'm sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Any McMahon Child is the spawn of satan. Even a child of Ed McMahon? HEYOOOOOO! You sir, are a winner! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man Reborn Report post Posted February 2, 2004 And he probably ripped off Peter North's finishing move. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 I heard Vince wanted to get in on the action, but Shane said no because he was worried his dad would steal the show and bring in Patterson and Brisco and.... I've gone over the line again, I'M SO SORRY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultra Violence 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 *marrisa is having lunch with JR and King, her waters break....* JR: BAH GAWD HER WATERS HAVE BROKEN King: PUPPIES! Marrissa: Phone a fucking ambulance! *JR dials 911* Operator: hello, what is your emergancy JR: MARISSA MCMAHON IS IN LABOUR BAH GAWD Operator: What address please *Stone Cold walks in* JR: AUSTIN AUSTIN BAH GAWD STONE COLD THE TEXAS RATTLE SNAKE BAH GAWD *ejaculates* Operator: hello? *HHH walks in, posses spits water* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 ... Well, that just about says it all now doesn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 If HHH is impotent from the roids, Vince is... um.. MORE impotent. RRR: Witty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Good thing the baby will be born before March. Lucifer McMahon over Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania XX Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thuganomics 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 I figure the kid can hold off until March where they can have his "debut" live at WM XX. But there's more, as Vince McMahon attacks Shane in the room, thank kidnaps his grandson. This can then lead to months and months of pointless storylines once again taking attention away from the talented wrestlers that actually work for the WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eclipse 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 I figure the kid can hold off until March where they can have his "debut" live at WM XX. But there's more, as Vince McMahon attacks Shane in the room, thank kidnaps his grandson. This can then lead to months and months of pointless storylines once again taking attention away from the talented wrestlers that actually work for the WWE. Just one word to that.... Oyea.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Decemberists 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Give it a year before it does a run in on SD and becomes Cruiser champ. I say Crusier rather than world as surely Vince wouldn't put anyone that small over any of the Hosses, family or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LucharesuFan619 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 You are correct, sir! And you sir, are a penis! (sorry, I've just always wanted to call someone that) EDIT: I meant to quite the "You are a winner!" post so that this would at least make SOME sense...I failed, though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Karnage 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 Way to go Shane! I thought maybe all his sperm were dead after that KOTR match with Angle. They were dead when Kane electrocuted them with a car battery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 If HHH is impotent from the roids, Vince is... um.. MORE impotent. RRR: Witty Correction noted, besides the fact that Vinnie Mac is the GENETIC JACKHAMMER OHHHH YEAH etc and is too strong to be affected by steroids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoboBrazil 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 I so said this back in September http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=41642&hl= Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OnlyMe Report post Posted February 3, 2004 Wait...no one made the Danny McMahon headlines WM XXXX yet? Are you kidding? He's in plenty of time for WM XX. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man Reborn Report post Posted February 3, 2004 The Stephanie baby will have to be a demon, since Vince will impregnate her for Triple H because he's impotent from the roids anyway. After the Vince/Stephanie pimpdaddy/ho angle, I buy this one more than anything else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites