Guest JMA Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 There's no article, just thought it was worth mentioning. Shane McMahon's wife, Marissa, is expected to have her baby sometime in Febuary. Vince has stated numerous times his desire to be a grandfather. In case anyone is curious, this info comes from gerweck.net.
Guest Ghettoman Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 For some reason I thought his wife was the lady who hosts ET, then I realized I confused her with the girl that did Superstars with Cole.
notJames Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 As long as the baby gets all his/her personality from Marissa, everything will be okay. ::crosses fingers and prays Mazola genes are stronger than McMahon genes::
Guest Astro Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 Wait...no one made the Danny McMahon headlines WM XXXX yet?
JJMc Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 For some reason I thought his wife was the lady who hosts ET, then I realized I confused her with the girl that did Superstars with Cole. It was Livewire, asshole. I KNOW my recap shows.
1234-5678 Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 Way to go Shane! I thought maybe all his sperm were dead after that KOTR match with Angle.
Guest Fook Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 Wouldn't that pic be more appropriate for when Steph gets pregnant?
RavishingRickRudo Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 Any McMahon Child is the spawn of satan.
ChrisMWaters Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 Any McMahon Child is the spawn of satan. Even a child of Ed McMahon? HEYOOOOOO!
Slayer Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 Any McMahon Child is the spawn of satan. Even a child of Ed McMahon? HEYOOOOOO! YYYYYYYYES!
Guest Repo Man Reborn Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 I heard the conception of the child was a giant spot-fest.
RavishingRickRudo Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 I heard there was a lot of blood. ... good lord I'm sorry.
Guest Krazy Karter Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 Any McMahon Child is the spawn of satan. Even a child of Ed McMahon? HEYOOOOOO! You sir, are a winner!
Guest Repo Man Reborn Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 And he probably ripped off Peter North's finishing move.
RavishingRickRudo Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 I heard Vince wanted to get in on the action, but Shane said no because he was worried his dad would steal the show and bring in Patterson and Brisco and.... I've gone over the line again, I'M SO SORRY.
Ultra Violence Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 *marrisa is having lunch with JR and King, her waters break....* JR: BAH GAWD HER WATERS HAVE BROKEN King: PUPPIES! Marrissa: Phone a fucking ambulance! *JR dials 911* Operator: hello, what is your emergancy JR: MARISSA MCMAHON IS IN LABOUR BAH GAWD Operator: What address please *Stone Cold walks in* JR: AUSTIN AUSTIN BAH GAWD STONE COLD THE TEXAS RATTLE SNAKE BAH GAWD *ejaculates* Operator: hello? *HHH walks in, posses spits water*
King Cucaracha Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 ... Well, that just about says it all now doesn't it?
RavishingRickRudo Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 If HHH is impotent from the roids, Vince is... um.. MORE impotent. RRR: Witty
Guest Anglesault Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 Good thing the baby will be born before March. Lucifer McMahon over Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania XX
thuganomics Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 I figure the kid can hold off until March where they can have his "debut" live at WM XX. But there's more, as Vince McMahon attacks Shane in the room, thank kidnaps his grandson. This can then lead to months and months of pointless storylines once again taking attention away from the talented wrestlers that actually work for the WWE.
Eclipse Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 I figure the kid can hold off until March where they can have his "debut" live at WM XX. But there's more, as Vince McMahon attacks Shane in the room, thank kidnaps his grandson. This can then lead to months and months of pointless storylines once again taking attention away from the talented wrestlers that actually work for the WWE. Just one word to that.... Oyea..
The Decemberists Posted February 2, 2004 Report Posted February 2, 2004 Give it a year before it does a run in on SD and becomes Cruiser champ. I say Crusier rather than world as surely Vince wouldn't put anyone that small over any of the Hosses, family or not.
LucharesuFan619 Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 You are correct, sir! And you sir, are a penis! (sorry, I've just always wanted to call someone that) EDIT: I meant to quite the "You are a winner!" post so that this would at least make SOME sense...I failed, though...
Karnage Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Way to go Shane! I thought maybe all his sperm were dead after that KOTR match with Angle. They were dead when Kane electrocuted them with a car battery.
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 If HHH is impotent from the roids, Vince is... um.. MORE impotent. RRR: Witty Correction noted, besides the fact that Vinnie Mac is the GENETIC JACKHAMMER OHHHH YEAH etc and is too strong to be affected by steroids.
BoboBrazil Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 I so said this back in September http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=41642&hl=
Guest OnlyMe Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Wait...no one made the Danny McMahon headlines WM XXXX yet? Are you kidding? He's in plenty of time for WM XX.
Guest Repo Man Reborn Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 The Stephanie baby will have to be a demon, since Vince will impregnate her for Triple H because he's impotent from the roids anyway. After the Vince/Stephanie pimpdaddy/ho angle, I buy this one more than anything else.
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