The Ghost of bps21 Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 WWE is currently loading up on women who will be trained for future diva-roles on TV. The list of WWE divas signed by the company includes Latasha Marzolla (former well-endowed Playmate with blonde hair), Melina Perez (former beauty pageant contestant), Bobbi (another well-endowed blonde), Kelly (former TNA dancer), Alexis Laree, Nikita, and Jillian Hall. Veteran WWE diva Ivory has been assigned the task of training the aforementioned girls for future diva careers. While some of the names are more likely to have roles as eye-candy, others will wrestle. WWE is particularly interested in finding new divas since they make a lot of money off Diva merchandise. They are also looking for new potential divas who could eventually do a successful Playboy spread, as Trish, Stacy, and Lita are openly against posing, and Torrie and Sable have already posed multiple times. Credit: Wrestling-Observer Newsletter
razazteca Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Alexis Laree, Nikita, and Jillian Hall Can these women do anything other than look good? Latasha Marzolla, Melina Perez, Bobbi, Kelly Divas gone wild? I can see these women in a reality show as dumb blonds trying to get into the wrestling business who would do what they could to be on tv, i.e. sleeping around. And when they do get on Smackdown or Raw they would be Vince McMahon's sex toy or get thrown thru tables by the Dudleys or get run over by Austin's ATV.
AndrewTS Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Oh, wow. WWE's own shitty G.L.O.W. clone.
Guest JumpinJackFlash Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 So was this the ECW that the WWE was planning? Estrogen Championship Wrestling?
BifEverchad Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 WWE has enough Divas as it is. They never use any of them to their full advantage and/or just have them bounce around and waste time on broadcasts. More 'Divas'? I'll pass.
Guest ToddRoyal Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Alexis Laree IS a talented wrestler, so I hope she gets a shot to wrestle for the Women's title against Trish, Molly, Jazz and Victoria. If Nikita and Hall can too, I'm all for them. The Playboy model/eye candy ones I can deal without. We have enough eye candy that takes away from wrestling. If I wanted porn, I'd watch porn. Also, wasn't the original plan for Smackdown! to be an all-women's show? So its not like this isn't an idea Vince hasn't thought about.
Spaceman Spiff Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Also, wasn't the original plan for Smackdown! to be an all-women's show? So its not like this isn't an idea Vince hasn't thought about. Are you serious? I think that would have bombed worse than the WBF and XFL combined.
JJMc Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Also, wasn't the original plan for Smackdown! to be an all-women's show? So its not like this isn't an idea Vince hasn't thought about. Yes siree Bob.
AndrewTS Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Can these women do anything other than look good? What, like that's exclusive to the women? Take a look at "future main event superstars" Batista and Orton.
The Tino Standard Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Latasha Marzolla (former well-endowed Playmate with blonde hair) A well-endowed blonde in Playboy? Well that narrows it down.
AndrewTS Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 I want to see this happen, just for the hilariously bad matches and angles we'd get.
NoCalMike Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 oh yeaaaaah ECW, Extreme Championship Women. Riiiiiight.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 oh yeaaaaah ECW, Extreme Championship Women. Riiiiiight. more like ECWW: Extremely Crappy Womens Wrestling..
CanadianChick Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Oh for the love of god... Do they really need more eye candy? Torrie, Stacy, Dawn Marie, Nidia, Jackie, Shaniqua (well, she doesn't wrestle), and Sable aren't enough? Why not sign more divas that can wrestle rather than sign a bunch that can't wrestle and try to teach them? My head hurts.
RavishingRickRudo Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 So, who will teach Ivory how to wrestle?
geniusMoment Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 They have too many divas as it is, but that Latosha Marzolla is smoking. She is much better looking than anyone WWE has ever brought in as eye candy.
thuganomics Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 So, who will teach Ivory how to wrestle? Ivory is easily one of the best wrestlers WWE has. Only Molly Holly and Jazz are even close, and they don't have the years of experience she has.
RavishingRickRudo Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 So why does she, you know, have bad matches? Given that she's "*easily* one of the *best* wrestlers the WWE has"...
Lord of The Curry Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Pfffff. The gap in Benoit's teeth is a better wrestler then Ivory. Yeah, I said it.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Well, Ivory is WAY over the hill now, but she wasn't too bad when you just compare women to women and not women to Eddie Guerrero/Chris Benoit/Jushin Liger/any other extremely talented wrestler. and how is Shaniqua eye candy? She's ugly for one, looks like a man, and is just WAY too muscular. Torrie? Dawn? Sable? They are what would go under the category. Shaniqua just looks like a man in drag (whatever happend to that storyline where APA kept saying Shelton Benjamin was her?)
RavishingRickRudo Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Yes, because comparing her with Jackie Gayda sure does drive home the point that Ivory is good! (or in your case "isn't too bad"). *Clunck* OUCH! *grabs toe* Damn, how did that bar get so low?!
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Yes, because comparing her with Jackie Gayda sure does drive home the point that Ivory is good! (or in your case "isn't too bad"). *Clunck* OUCH! *grabs toe* Damn, how did that bar get so low?! ....oh fuck it I ain't winning this one. I don't even like women's wrestling. Warning: Edited because of lame defense!
RavishingRickRudo Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Neither do I Chuck. There are no winners in that
lomasmoney Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 i wish vince would just go insane and bring in some japanese female wrestlers to train all the women and spice up the existing ladies' movesets. I just want to see those girls go fucking insane putting on good matches in the undercard while Orton and Cade have a 30 minute chinlock classic
fazzle Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Bobbi (another well-endowed blonde) As in Bobbi Billard? Oh joy! A WOW reject!
Guest Deviant Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Oh for the love of god... Do they really need more eye candy? Torrie, Stacy, Dawn Marie, Nidia, Jackie, Shaniqua (well, she doesn't wrestle), and Sable aren't enough? Why not sign more divas that can wrestle rather than sign a bunch that can't wrestle and try to teach them? My head hurts. Nikita and Alexis are both as good as almost all the current "divas". Just because they are on the same list as the others doesn't mean they have the same skill level. As for the others, I'm completely on the "If I wanted porn, I'd watch porn" bandwagon. I like my chicks who can wrestle to be good looking, but I don't see any reason to hire any random T&A chick to contribute precisely nothing to the show.
Guest Jimbo Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 I thought Laree quit is or is trying to get out of her OVW contract?
notJames Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Oh for the love of god... Do they really need more eye candy? Torrie, Stacy, Dawn Marie, Nidia, Jackie, Shaniqua (well, she doesn't wrestle), and Sable aren't enough? Why not sign more divas that can wrestle rather than sign a bunch that can't wrestle and try to teach them? My head hurts. Because that's not Vince's goal. He wants Diva DVDs and Playboy material. That's where he sees the big bucks. The wrestling is just the window dressing.
RavishingRickRudo Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Nikita and Alexis are both as good as almost all the current "divas". Is this something that is supposed to be impressive?
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