Nevermortal Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 Thumbtack, prepare for your Cockstrider to go the way of the dodo. Enter Cockstrider 2.0 Nobody's safe.
Art Sandusky Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 Mystichrome Cockstrider. I approve.
Guest Krazy Karter Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 I always wondered what the hell that thing was.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 Damnit 'Mortal don't you know anything? The cockstrider is simply alerting females of his intention to take a mate, much like the peacock.
The Czech Republic Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 Cockstrider...Version 2 Cock Facts Cockstrider has been known to be confused with a dinosaur. Cockstrider knew who Deep Throat was but forgot.
BifEverchad Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 That thing has been freaking me out for ages now. I don't think I'll be getting to sleep tonight now after all of this.
Guest T®ITEC Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 Who would win in a fight: Cockstrider V2 or WDI's scary fucking fish?
Dr. Tom Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 The Fish 0wnz j00. And it 0wnz Cockstrider, too.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 Cockstrider 2.0 would fuck the fish till it loved him.
razazteca Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 I think the Quizno SiNgInG HaMstERs could destroy all.
Guest stardust Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 Those things are fucking scary.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 Thumbtack, prepare for your Cockstrider to go the way of the dodo. Enter Cockstrider 2.0 Nobody's safe. See, what you're dealing with there is a prismatic prick. Essentially the same, but different. Got me?
The Czech Republic Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 What about Rainbow Cockstrider vs. Rainbow Brite?
Mecha Mummy Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 My god. It's great. *Takes pictures. Sells them for vast riches.*
Lord of The Curry Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 Can the Cockstrider 2.0 handle the sheer power?
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 Witness the majestic, and dare I say...romantic nature of the chase between the female and male Strider. Wait a minute, looks like the female is now "showing her interest". Let's give these two a few minutes alone shall we?
DerangedHermit Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 + 7 chaos emeralds = Super Cockstrider~!
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 DerangedHermit Posted on Feb 7 2004, 12:07 PM Hey motherfucker, who is the Cock expert here, you or me??? Quit trying to taint this thread with misinformation.
The Czech Republic Posted February 8, 2004 Report Posted February 8, 2004 Which one is male and which is female? Isn't the brighter one always the male?
Ted the Poster Posted February 8, 2004 Report Posted February 8, 2004 Is Cockstrider 2.0 a Pokemon? Sort of. It's the main character in the XXX parody "Poke-me-mon" along with Prickachu, Squirter, and Jizzlymuff.
Damaramu Posted February 8, 2004 Report Posted February 8, 2004 Words cannot describe the way this thread has touched my life. The Cockstrider has mesmerized me.
Damaramu Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 What the fuck is a BillyBump? Dude......what isn't a billybump?......................eh I don't know either.
Nevermortal Posted February 9, 2004 Author Report Posted February 9, 2004 What the fuck is a BillyBump? It means: Fawk you crackajacka!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 Hey motherfucker, who is the Cock expert here, you or me??? ahem
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 Agent of Oblivion Posted on Feb 9 2004, 01:32 PM QUOTE (Thumbtack @ Feb 7 2004, 03:55 PM) Hey motherfucker, who is the Cock expert here, you or me??? ahem ah shit.
Lil' Bitch Posted February 14, 2004 Report Posted February 14, 2004 CockStrider 2.0 would fuck somebody up that has epilepsy.
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