Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Thumbtack, prepare for your Cockstrider to go the way of the dodo. Enter Cockstrider 2.0 Nobody's safe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Mystichrome Cockstrider. I approve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted February 7, 2004 I always wondered what the hell that thing was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Damnit 'Mortal don't you know anything? The cockstrider is simply alerting females of his intention to take a mate, much like the peacock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Cockstrider...Version 2 Cock Facts Cockstrider has been known to be confused with a dinosaur. Cockstrider knew who Deep Throat was but forgot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BifEverchad 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 That thing has been freaking me out for ages now. I don't think I'll be getting to sleep tonight now after all of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Who would win in a fight: Cockstrider V2 or WDI's scary fucking fish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 The Fish 0wnz j00. And it 0wnz Cockstrider, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Cockstrider 2.0 would fuck the fish till it loved him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 I think the Quizno SiNgInG HaMstERs could destroy all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Those things are fucking scary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Is Cockstrider 2.0 a Pokemon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Thumbtack, prepare for your Cockstrider to go the way of the dodo. Enter Cockstrider 2.0 Nobody's safe. See, what you're dealing with there is a prismatic prick. Essentially the same, but different. Got me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Bow down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 What about Rainbow Cockstrider vs. Rainbow Brite? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 My god. It's great. *Takes pictures. Sells them for vast riches.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Can the Cockstrider 2.0 handle the sheer power? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Witness the majestic, and dare I say...romantic nature of the chase between the female and male Strider. Wait a minute, looks like the female is now "showing her interest". Let's give these two a few minutes alone shall we? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 + 7 chaos emeralds = Super Cockstrider~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 DerangedHermit Posted on Feb 7 2004, 12:07 PM Hey motherfucker, who is the Cock expert here, you or me??? Quit trying to taint this thread with misinformation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2004 Which one is male and which is female? Isn't the brighter one always the male? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HungryJack Report post Posted February 8, 2004 Billybump for Jesus 2004! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2004 Is Cockstrider 2.0 a Pokemon? Sort of. It's the main character in the XXX parody "Poke-me-mon" along with Prickachu, Squirter, and Jizzlymuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2004 Words cannot describe the way this thread has touched my life. The Cockstrider has mesmerized me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 What the fuck is a BillyBump? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 What the fuck is a BillyBump? Dude......what isn't a billybump?......................eh I don't know either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 What the fuck is a BillyBump? It means: Fawk you crackajacka! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 9, 2004 Hey motherfucker, who is the Cock expert here, you or me??? ahem Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 Agent of Oblivion Posted on Feb 9 2004, 01:32 PM QUOTE (Thumbtack @ Feb 7 2004, 03:55 PM) Hey motherfucker, who is the Cock expert here, you or me??? ahem ah shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 CockStrider 2.0 would fuck somebody up that has epilepsy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
