Smarkdown Predictions

[Guest Aecas]

Falls Count Anywhere Match

Toxxic v. Manson v. Mike Van Siclen

 

Singles Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF United States / Junior League Championship

"Coyote" Coy West v. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston

 

Tag Team Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF Tag Team Championship

"The House of Todd" (Todd Royal & Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix) v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins & Jacob Helmsley

 

Singles Match for the SWF United States / Junior Leage Championship

Sacred © v. Insane Luchador

 

Singles Match for the SWF Cruiserweight Championship

WildChild © v. Alan Clark

 

Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Championship

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © v. Annie "Ichiban" Onita

 

Main Event

Barbed Wire Cell Timebomb Deathmatch for the SmartMarks Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship

Va'aiga © v. Dace Night

[Toxxic 0]

Falls Count Anywhere Match

Toxxic v. Manson v. Mike Van Siclen

~I'll give it a go, but I'll say Manson

 

Singles Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF United States / Junior League Championship

"Coyote" Coy West v. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston

~Coy

 

Tag Team Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF Tag Team Championship

"The House of Todd" (Todd Royal & Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix) v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins & Jacob Helmsley

~House of Todd

 

Singles Match for the SWF United States / Junior Leage Championship

Sacred © v. Insane Luchador

~Sacred

 

Singles Match for the SWF Cruiserweight Championship

WildChild © v. Alan Clark

~WC

 

Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Championship

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © v. Annie "Ichiban" Onita

~Charlie, if he is to maintain any momentum going to the PPV

 

Main Event

Barbed Wire Cell Timebomb Deathmatch for the SmartMarks Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship

Va'aiga © v. Dace Night

~GO DACE! GO DACE! GO DACE! But probably the Maori.

[Guest Aecas]

Falls Count Anywhere Match

Toxxic v. Manson v. Mike Van Siclen

 

Errrrrr I think I'd have to say Mike for this one or possibly Manson if he gets his gear on but Toxxic is shaping up nicely.

 

Singles Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF United States / Junior League Championship

"Coyote" Coy West v. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston

 

Mr. West because I'm digging his character.

 

Tag Team Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF Tag Team Championship

"The House of Todd" (Todd Royal & Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix) v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins & Jacob Helmsley

 

I'll support the House of Todd to win this one. Kill the unbelievers!

 

Singles Match for the SWF United States / Junior Leage Championship

Sacred © v. Insane Luchador

 

My money is on IL to go the distance.

 

Singles Match for the SWF Cruiserweight Championship

WildChild © v. Alan Clark

 

WC to retain!

 

Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Championship

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © v. Annie "Ichiban" Onita

 

Annie E to really kick things up a gear following her defeat of the World Champ.

 

Main Event

Barbed Wire Cell Timebomb Deathmatch for the SmartMarks Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship

Va'aiga © v. Dace Night

 

Coin flip says Dace, appart from that I've got no bloody idea as this one looks to be too close to call.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Toxxic v. Manson v. Mike Van Siclen - Falls Count Anywhere Match

- Van Siclen, if he shows up. Otherwise, Toxxic with the upset.

 

"Coyote" Coy West v. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston - Singles Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF United States / Junior League Championship

- Coyjiro

 

"The House of Todd" (Todd Royal & Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix) - v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins & Jacob Helmsley - Tag Team Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF Tag Team Championship

- "What have I done stuck my dick in?" Perhaps this whole improv'd feud thing wasn't such a good idea after all... nah, it'll be fun. H.O.T. to win.

 

Sacred © v. Insane LuchadorSingles Match for the SWF United States / Junior Leage Championship

- There's no secret that I mark for IL, but Sacred is damn good when he's motivated, so I'll go with him.

 

WildChild © v. Alan Clark - Singles Match for the SWF Cruiserweight Championship

- No prediction... eh, fuck that! Me all the way!

 

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © v. Annie "Ichiban" Onita - Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Championship

- C22 pride! Beezel to win his first ICTV title under his secret identity of Ann Onita.

 

Main Event

Va'aiga © v. Dace Night - Barbed Wire Cell Timebomb Deathmatch for the SmartMarks Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship

- Dace...

 

FUCKING!

 

 

Night!

[Cuban Linx 0]

Falls Count Anywhere Match

Toxxic v. Manson v. Mike Van Siclen

 

Singles Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF United States / Junior League Championship

"Coyote" Coy West v. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston

 

Tag Team Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF Tag Team Championship

"The House of Todd" (Todd Royal & Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix) v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins & Jacob Helmsley

 

Singles Match for the SWF United States / Junior Leage Championship

Sacred © v. Insane Luchador

 

Singles Match for the SWF Cruiserweight Championship

WildChild © v. Alan Clark

 

Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Championship

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © v. Annie "Ichiban" Onita

 

Main Event

Barbed Wire Cell Timebomb Deathmatch for the SmartMarks Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship

Va'aiga © v. Dace Night

[Rawknight 0]

Falls Count Anywhere Match

Toxxic v. Manson v. Mike Van Siclen

Gotta back the homeboy, even if it screams UPSET.

 

Singles Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF United States / Junior League Championship

"Coyote" Coy West v. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston

Is your character called Coy so everyone can say.. oh Ejiro... don't be Coy

 

Tag Team Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF Tag Team Championship

"The House of Todd" (Todd Royal & Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix) v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins & Jacob Helmsley

Representing fot the Unnamed, of course

 

Singles Match for the SWF United States / Junior Leage Championship

Sacred © v. Insane Luchador

Why not pick a JLer to win for a change? Why not pick THE JLer?

 

Singles Match for the SWF Cruiserweight Championship

WildChild © v. Alan Clark

'im come to drink milk, 'im not come to count cow!

 

Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Championship

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © v.Annie "Ichiban" Onita[/b[

I dunno. I'm feeling odd

 

Main Event

Barbed Wire Cell Timebomb Deathmatch for the SmartMarks Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship

Va'aiga © v. Dace Night

 

No prediction, but I have to offer Lariat warnings to ALL you biyatches who predict against me

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Falls Count Anywhere Match

Toxxic v. Manson v. Mike Van Siclen

~Please MVS.

 

Singles Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF United States / Junior League Championship

"Coyote" Coy West v. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston

~Please Coy.

 

Tag Team Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF Tag Team Championship

"The House of Todd" (Todd Royal & Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix) v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins & Jacob Helmsley

~Please Landon and Todd.

 

Singles Match for the SWF United States / Junior Leage Championship

Sacred © v. Insane Luchador

~Please Sacred.

 

Singles Match for the SWF Cruiserweight Championship

WildChild © v. Alan Clark

~Please Wildchild.

 

Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Championship

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © v. Annie "Ichiban" Onita

~Please no prediction.

 

Main Event

Barbed Wire Cell Timebomb Deathmatch for the SmartMarks Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship

Va'aiga © v. Dace Night

~PLEASE Va'aiga. No Dace No. Too many title changes make the mind go kaboom.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Falls Count Anywhere Match

Toxxic v. Manson v. Mike Van Siclen

- I like Toxxic, and Manson. But I'll go with Mike because he's the safe pick.

 

Singles Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF United States / Junior League Championship

"Coyote" Coy West v. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston

- Ejiro Fasaki.

 

Tag Team Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF Tag Team Championship

"The House of Todd" (Todd Royal & Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix) v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins & Jacob Helmsley

- DOUBLE DROPKICKS ALL AROUND!

 

Singles Match for the SWF United States / Junior Leage Championship

Sacred © v. Insane Luchador

- Muzza is one tough fuck.

 

Singles Match for the SWF Cruiserweight Championship

WildChild © v. Alan Clark

- WC. Please, for the love of God. WC.

 

Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Championship

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © v. Annie "Ichiban" Onita

- I would say Annie, just so Graps can move on. But I can't see Graps writing a losing match. So Graps to write, but Annie to take the belt.

 

Main Event

Barbed Wire Cell Timebomb Deathmatch for the SmartMarks Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship

Va'aiga © v. Dace Night

- This reminds me too much of DiaB. Bad. Va'aiga, just because we need a stable champion. But Go Dace.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

... No prediction, but I have to offer Lariat warnings to ALL you biyatches who predict against me

Yeah, you talk tough, but allow me to refresh your memory:

 

Wildchild waves his arms in front of him, as if to say, “That’s it!” Picking up the chair, he walks briskly back over to the corner, and scales to the top turnbuckle. He unleashes a feral scream into the rafters as he holds the chair above his head, prompting a loud cheer from the crowd.

 

“Wildchild’s up top,” cries Stevens excitedly. “there’s no telling what he’s gonna do up there!”

 

 

Wildchild leaps off the top turnbuckle and down towards the arena floor, holding the steel chair underneath his bottom with both hands as he lands in a seated position…

 

 

 

… On Va’aiga’s FACE!!!

 

 

 

BOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!

 

 

HOLY SHIT!

HOLY SHIT!

HOLY SHIT!

HOLY SHIT!

 

 

“HOLY (BLEEP),” Mark and Bobby exclaim in unison.

 

 

“My God,” shrieks Stevens. He just hit an Arabian Facebuster off the top rope to the arena floor!”

 

And there's plenty more where that came from...

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Singles Match for the SWF Cruiserweight Championship

WildChild © v. Alan Clark

When are you going to get tired of being wrong?

[Cuban Linx 0]

Never.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

....

 

 

Well, alright then.

[Secret Agent 0]

Hey, thats pretty good, Dub Cee. How about some more refreshing?

 

The crowds cheer heavily, and ready their cameras as Johnny stands tall upon the turnbuckle facing the ring, raises his arms out...

 

 

... then vaults himself high into the air - back-flipping off the turnbuckle! Flashbulbs from every inch of the arena explode when Johnny flips in mid air, unravels himself, and brings his feet down! Va’aiga grits down on his teeth while arching his back up to try and dodge the attack, but the Barracuda comes down with both feet into the Maori Badass’ chest!!

 

WHAAAAAAMMMM!!!!!!!

 

“DEAR ZEUS, ODIN, AND THOR’S HAMMER! SHOOTING JOHNNY DOUBLE STOMP!” cries Comet alongside the crowds who simply explode. “There is no way Va’aiga’s getting up from that, and if he does let me be the first to call him Super Man!”

 

“THAT’S GOT TO BE ILLEGAL!” screeches Bobby, “even if this is a no disqualification match! Just listen to that crowd, they can‘t believe it either!”

 

HO-LY SHIT!

HO-LY SHIT!

HO-LY SHIT!

HO-LY SHIT!

 

With a look of madness across his face, Johnny stands on Va’aiga’s chest then pivots from side to side, sickly grinding the heel of his foot into the Maori’s chest as Mark Hebner drops down for the count!

[The Ill One 0]

Falls Count Anywhere Match

Toxxic v. Manson v. Mike Van Siclen

~M! V! S!

 

 

Singles Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF United States / Junior League Championship

"Coyote" Coy West v. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston

~Coyote.

 

Tag Team Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF Tag Team Championship

"The House of Todd" (Todd Royal & Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix) v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins & Jacob Helmsley

~House of Todd.

 

Singles Match for the SWF United States / Junior Leage Championship

Sacred © v. Insane Luchador

~Sacred.

 

Singles Match for the SWF Cruiserweight Championship

WildChild © v. Alan Clark

~I mark like crazy for both, so no prediction.

 

Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Championship

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © v. Annie "Ichiban" Onita

~Grapplah, but I'm rooting for Annie.

 

Main Event

Barbed Wire Cell Timebomb Deathmatch for the SmartMarks Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship

Va'aiga © v. Dace Night

~Even though I understand this isn't real (should that be labeled as spoiler?) anyway, I'm going with DACE F'ING NIGHT! But Christ'ums I love just the thought of this match.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Falls Count Anywhere Match

Toxxic v. Manson v. Mike Van Siclen

- Kid's got a future. Plus shocks rule.

 

Singles Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF United States / Junior League Championship

"Coyote" Coy West v. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston

- Coyjiro all the way.

 

Tag Team Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF Tag Team Championship

"The House of Todd" (Todd Royal & Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix) v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins & Jacob Helmsley

- Techno Team 2000 run in and destroy all four men. They then beat W&D for the titles, before feuding for seven months with Firebreaker Chip and Todd Champion, the new SWF Patriots.

 

Or, in other words, no prediction.

 

Singles Match for the SWF United States / Junior Leage Championship

Sacred © v. Insane Luchador

- I'm an IL fan, but Sacred's awesome.

 

Singles Match for the SWF Cruiserweight Championship

WildChild © v. Alan Clark

- Sorry Alan...WC ain't losing.

 

Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Championship

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © v. Annie "Ichiban" Onita

- Annie to win...I guess Grap is going to write a losing match, but I can see Annie winning on her own merits.

 

Main Event

Barbed Wire Cell Timebomb Deathmatch for the SmartMarks Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship

Va'aiga © v. Dace Night

- I fear the lariat, so must lay my prediction with my ally. Plus, we can't let the Unnamed lose every match again the like last show.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Championship

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © v. Annie "Ichiban" Onita

- Annie to win...I guess Grap is going to write a losing match, but I can see Annie winning on her own merits.

Whaaaat? Where'd you hear this? I'm going to have to pull a WC and say

[King Cucaracha 0]

Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Championship

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © v. Annie "Ichiban" Onita

- Annie to win...I guess Grap is going to write a losing match, but I can see Annie winning on her own merits.

Whaaaat? Where'd you hear this? I'm going to have to pull a WC and say

That you'd write a losing match? I just assumed as you've got the World Title shot you might drop the secondary title. Then again...I guess not.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Yes, I'm greedy like that~

[Rawknight 0]

... No prediction, but I have to offer Lariat warnings to ALL you biyatches who predict against me

Yeah, you talk tough, but allow me to refresh your memory:

 

Wildchild waves his arms in front of him, as if to say, “That’s it!” Picking up the chair, he walks briskly back over to the corner, and scales to the top turnbuckle. He unleashes a feral scream into the rafters as he holds the chair above his head, prompting a loud cheer from the crowd.

 

“Wildchild’s up top,” cries Stevens excitedly. “there’s no telling what he’s gonna do up there!”

 

 

Wildchild leaps off the top turnbuckle and down towards the arena floor, holding the steel chair underneath his bottom with both hands as he lands in a seated position…

 

 

 

… On Va’aiga’s FACE!!!

 

 

 

BOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!

 

 

HOLY SHIT!

HOLY SHIT!

HOLY SHIT!

HOLY SHIT!

 

 

“HOLY (BLEEP),” Mark and Bobby exclaim in unison.

 

 

“My God,” shrieks Stevens. He just hit an Arabian Facebuster off the top rope to the arena floor!”

 

And there's plenty more where that came from...

that it... if I get through dace and grap you're SO next, wanting the world title or not...

[Toxxic 0]

UNITE THE TITLES~!

 

Seriously, if Annie's beaten Va'aiga... and then beats the number one contender... why the hell ain't she champ? And if she gets a title match, what the hell happens to Grappler's?

[the.weej 0]

She gets nothing becase she is an inferior female.

 

I mean, duh.

 

-Z

[AnnieEclectic 0]

She gets nothing becase she is an inferior female.

 

I mean, duh.

 

-Z

*gets out a bag of nails and a hammer*

 

 

-Annie

[janusd 0]

She gets nothing becase she is an inferior female.

 

I mean, duh.

 

-Z

*gets out a bag of nails and a hammer*

 

 

-Annie

*flips a coin*

 

*ties Z down for the Queen*