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My friend swears that there was once a Money Inc tag team match where the Million Dollar Man got aroused during the match and had to try and hide his boner for the duration. I can't believe this is actually true...someone please tell me he's full of shit?

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My friend swears that there was once a Money Inc tag team match where the Million Dollar Man got aroused during the match and had to try and hide his boner for the duration. I can't believe this is actually true...someone please tell me he's full of shit?

HAHA THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! Not sure if this ever happenend but I am dying just thinking about that whole post ask him who it was against?

Thanks.

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Um....every wrestler has that accident. Watch What?! DVD, when Austin gives Spike a stunner, you can EASILY notice Spike has something popping in his pants, and the camera isn't shy of giving a little bit of a close up of Spike.

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Um....every wrestler has that accident. Watch What?! DVD, when Austin gives Spike a stunner, you can EASILY notice Spike has something popping in his pants, and the camera isn't shy of giving a little bit of a close up of Spike.

Well since it was during the time Spike was dating Molly I'm guessing in storyline terms Spike was thinking about bending Molly over the bed and tapping that big, sweet ass. But, don't we all.

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Um....every wrestler has that accident. Watch What?! DVD, when Austin gives Spike a stunner, you can EASILY notice Spike has something popping in his pants, and the camera isn't shy of giving a little bit of a close up of Spike.

Well since it was during the time Spike was dating Molly I'm guessing in storyline terms Spike was thinking about bending Molly over the bed and tapping that big, sweet ass. But, don't we all.

Apparently not everyone in WWE Folder. Some would want Jazz...or is she Rodney Mack in drag?

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Apparently not everyone in WWE Folder. Some would want Jazz...or is she Rodney Mack in drag?

Hmmmmm......now that I think about it.......I don't remember seeing the both of them at the same time in the same place........

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One of my most horrific moments was watching WCW when Ernest Miller was going for his stupid elbow drop thing and as he stood there, arms wailing away, the Cat's "scratching post" was pushing out against his tights. Not a happy sight.

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Alex Wright wrestled a 22 minute match on Nitro against Fit Finlay with a woody the WHOLE time.

 

Sadly that was the only interesting thing of the match

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I don't know whats worse. Discussing wrestlers "stiffys" or admitting to LOOKING at their happy little soldier for a duration of time.

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It's like a car crash- you don't want to look, but when you know it's there....

 

In my own defense, the Cat was leaning backwards, hands in the air and lil' Ern is being pushed out IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN. It's kinda hard (no pun intended) to miss.

 

Sorryabout the mental trauma caused by this thought.

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We have now gone from talking about wrestlers stiffy's to wanting to see pictures of wrestlers this stiffy's this has gone from bad to worse!!!

Thanks.

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Alex Wright wrestled a 22 minute match on Nitro against Fit Finlay with a woody the WHOLE time.

 

Sadly that was the only interesting thing of the match

Damn, 22 minutes...Fit Finley must be HOT.

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Oh, and my friend said the Dibiase match was Money Inc vs. LOD...but the only one I remember is from Summerslam 92, and I certainly didn't notice it there. But he's probably wrong and just dreaming about Ted's woody anyways.

 

:bonk:

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Oh, and my friend said the Dibiase match was Money Inc vs. LOD...but the only one I remember is from Summerslam 92, and I certainly didn't notice it there. But he's probably wrong and just dreaming about Ted's woody anyways.

 

:bonk:

Your friends probably gay. Sorry to have to bring him out of the closet.

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We have now gone from talking about wrestlers stiffy's to wanting to see pictures of wrestlers this stiffy's this has gone from bad to worse!!!

Thanks.

Wow, this is the kind of thread I've had nightmares about.

-=Mike

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Alex Wright wrestled a 22 minute match on Nitro against Fit Finlay with a woody the WHOLE time.

 

Sadly that was the only interesting thing of the match

Alex Wright and Fit Finlay got 22 minutes? :(

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Alex Wright wrestled a 22 minute match on Nitro against Fit Finlay with a woody the WHOLE time.

 

Sadly that was the only interesting thing of the match

Maybe the young Wright brushed up against the Nitro Girls on the way to the ring.

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I'd like to believe that if Ted DiBiase could see us know, having a discussion about the penises of wrestlers, prompted by a reference to his own uncontrollable boner, he'd take a quick prayer for all of our souls.

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I've been watching wrestling for almost 20 years and can honestly say I have never looked to see if a wrestler had a boner.

 

You people are freaks :P

 

That being said...I wish I could show you all a Heart Attack Jack match in GCW......

 

As for DiBiase.....was Sunny in LOD's corner? That would make a difference.

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As for DiBiase.....was Sunny in LOD's corner? That would make a difference.

No, but I think Rocco was.

Ugh. Dibiase got wood over LOD's wood............en mascot.

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