rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 Hell yeah. It's one year to the day that the greatest poster on this forum joined the board. And yes, you fuck, I'm talking about me. So celebrate and talk about how much I rock. Because I do. Hell yeah!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 Are you still hanging onto that haggard "heel" gimmick? Anywho, happy one year, hope this potential circle-jerk does wonders for ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 I remember when Chave used to be hip, and "with it." Now, he's just a big, British square. Boo, Chave. Boo. In all seriousness, this place is all the better for having you here. Happy anniversary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 *pours a bottle of warm English ale onto the ground* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 Yay for me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 I shall hoist a Guiness Extra Stout tonight. Not necessarily for Chave, but just because I fucking love Guiness Extra Stout. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 When taking the time out to celebrate for Chave, one must analyze how much effort he puts into being a heel. See, you have your A list heels, people like Ric Flair or Brock Lesnar. Then you have heels who elicit the wrong type of heat, re: X-Pac, Big Bossman. There are also heels who draw nothing but apathy from the crowd, most notably TSM favorite Randy "Suckbag" Orton. However, due to the criticisms about his heeldom, Chave pressed on, hoping to one day be TSM's top heel. However, this puts him in a category unlike any other. A category not listed above. He is a man who, despite no one buying it for one second, and some plainly not giving a shit, continued to be a heel, and did it sincerely. So, on this one year of Chave, I'm proud to dub you: TSM's Salvatore Sincere~! We love you Sal...er, Chave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 Marvel at my first ever post! Maybe he's pretending to be gay so more girls fancy him? Now THATS stereotyping Seriously, u can't read too much into jeff's gimick, thats due to the writing staff. And most people of jeffs age are on drugs nowadays. And not just HHH brand vitamins. You could always tell I was destined for greatness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 For a minute I thought that was a post about DJ Jeff, lol. I wouldn't have put it past him to pretend to be gay to get closer to a girl, since he had to take to board-stalking to get noticed by one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 24, 2004 When that greatness begins is anybody's guess </potshot> Happy anniversary, I don't know what the proper gift for first year is though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 Happy anniversary, I don't know what the proper gift for first year is though Fine china *breaks some over Chave's head* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 Also does this mean that we get Chave Classic back now, and New Chave will be discontinued? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 OMGWTF? It's my first ever post in NHB~! THE SIGNS I HELD AT THE TAPINGS! Nathan Jones has commited a crime...AGAINST WORKRATE! My friend David is gay! - This one needs explaining! I have a friend, named David, and he's gay! Funaki is funky! Funky-naki! - This one's an IN JOKE that you won't get! Rey Mysterio = Tazz in a mask with talent! Sable's implants are older than Brian Kendrick! *sigh* stupid things make me laugh Classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 OMGWTF? It's my first ever post in NHB~! THE SIGNS I HELD AT THE TAPINGS! Nathan Jones has commited a crime...AGAINST WORKRATE! My friend David is gay! - This one needs explaining! I have a friend, named David, and he's gay! Funaki is funky! Funky-naki! - This one's an IN JOKE that you won't get! Rey Mysterio = Tazz in a mask with talent! Sable's implants are older than Brian Kendrick! *sigh* stupid things make me laugh Classic. I hear that people who use smilies a lot are lame. Happy 1 year Chave-iversary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted February 24, 2004 Happy anniversy buudy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 Pfft...Sal Sincere got no-sold. No appreciation for lame '96 WWF gimmicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 Attention whore. This is the message board equivalent of walking around with a sign around your neck that says "EVERYONE PLEASE LOOK AT ME" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2004 Pfft...Sal Sincere got no-sold. No appreciation for lame '96 WWF gimmicks. Hell, being the TSM version of Sal Sincere is the greatest compliment I can imagine. I'm sure Chave loves you all....Sincerely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2004 I fucking pulled tonight! Truly the one year celebrations are go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2004 I fucking pulled tonight! Truly the one year celebrations are go! Pulled WHAT exactly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2004 Just out of curiousity, why do you brits/aussies say that? When I was in Australia, I couldn't figure out what was being talked about for about a week. Any explanation as to why it's called pulling someone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2004 I fucking pulled tonight! Truly the one year celebrations are go! Pulled WHAT exactly? It fucking better have been a woman. If not, his pimp owes me my money back. And Mik: no fucking clues. I don't make the rules, I just play by them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted February 25, 2004 This party is boring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2004 Who is chave? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted February 25, 2004 Who is chave? .....how clever... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2004 Who is chave? you know me bitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted February 25, 2004 Happy Anniversary, Royal... err... Electric... errrr Chave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 25, 2004 As much as I'd like to celebrate this day as a milestone for Chave we're forgetting the real person whom this day belongs to Happy 83rd Birthday Abe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2004 Another random chave post: Well, the Eagan-o-meter just dropped by 20 points... ...and is still rocking steady at +465 Chave doesn't have a meter. But if he did, people would look at it and throw nickels out of pitty. Eagan is a fool Does not realise meter is Metaphysical Flaming Eagan and haikus? No wonder you all love me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2004 Piss approves. Even though you were a low-down, dirty, bitch when it came to our divorce. I still can't believe you made them cut all my cats in half evenly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
