rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted February 24, 2004 Report Posted February 24, 2004 Hell yeah. It's one year to the day that the greatest poster on this forum joined the board. And yes, you fuck, I'm talking about me. So celebrate and talk about how much I rock. Because I do. Hell yeah!!!!
Lord of The Curry Posted February 24, 2004 Report Posted February 24, 2004 Are you still hanging onto that haggard "heel" gimmick? Anywho, happy one year, hope this potential circle-jerk does wonders for ya.
Hoff Posted February 24, 2004 Report Posted February 24, 2004 I remember when Chave used to be hip, and "with it." Now, he's just a big, British square. Boo, Chave. Boo. In all seriousness, this place is all the better for having you here. Happy anniversary.
Slayer Posted February 24, 2004 Report Posted February 24, 2004 *pours a bottle of warm English ale onto the ground*
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted February 24, 2004 Author Report Posted February 24, 2004 Yay for me!
Dr. Tom Posted February 24, 2004 Report Posted February 24, 2004 I shall hoist a Guiness Extra Stout tonight. Not necessarily for Chave, but just because I fucking love Guiness Extra Stout.
Zack Malibu Posted February 24, 2004 Report Posted February 24, 2004 When taking the time out to celebrate for Chave, one must analyze how much effort he puts into being a heel. See, you have your A list heels, people like Ric Flair or Brock Lesnar. Then you have heels who elicit the wrong type of heat, re: X-Pac, Big Bossman. There are also heels who draw nothing but apathy from the crowd, most notably TSM favorite Randy "Suckbag" Orton. However, due to the criticisms about his heeldom, Chave pressed on, hoping to one day be TSM's top heel. However, this puts him in a category unlike any other. A category not listed above. He is a man who, despite no one buying it for one second, and some plainly not giving a shit, continued to be a heel, and did it sincerely. So, on this one year of Chave, I'm proud to dub you: TSM's Salvatore Sincere~! We love you Sal...er, Chave.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted February 24, 2004 Author Report Posted February 24, 2004 Marvel at my first ever post! Maybe he's pretending to be gay so more girls fancy him? Now THATS stereotyping Seriously, u can't read too much into jeff's gimick, thats due to the writing staff. And most people of jeffs age are on drugs nowadays. And not just HHH brand vitamins. You could always tell I was destined for greatness.
Zack Malibu Posted February 24, 2004 Report Posted February 24, 2004 For a minute I thought that was a post about DJ Jeff, lol. I wouldn't have put it past him to pretend to be gay to get closer to a girl, since he had to take to board-stalking to get noticed by one.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 24, 2004 Report Posted February 24, 2004 When that greatness begins is anybody's guess </potshot> Happy anniversary, I don't know what the proper gift for first year is though
Slayer Posted February 24, 2004 Report Posted February 24, 2004 Happy anniversary, I don't know what the proper gift for first year is though Fine china *breaks some over Chave's head*
Slayer Posted February 24, 2004 Report Posted February 24, 2004 Also does this mean that we get Chave Classic back now, and New Chave will be discontinued?
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted February 24, 2004 Author Report Posted February 24, 2004 OMGWTF? It's my first ever post in NHB~! THE SIGNS I HELD AT THE TAPINGS! Nathan Jones has commited a crime...AGAINST WORKRATE! My friend David is gay! - This one needs explaining! I have a friend, named David, and he's gay! Funaki is funky! Funky-naki! - This one's an IN JOKE that you won't get! Rey Mysterio = Tazz in a mask with talent! Sable's implants are older than Brian Kendrick! *sigh* stupid things make me laugh Classic.
justsoyouknow Posted February 24, 2004 Report Posted February 24, 2004 OMGWTF? It's my first ever post in NHB~! THE SIGNS I HELD AT THE TAPINGS! Nathan Jones has commited a crime...AGAINST WORKRATE! My friend David is gay! - This one needs explaining! I have a friend, named David, and he's gay! Funaki is funky! Funky-naki! - This one's an IN JOKE that you won't get! Rey Mysterio = Tazz in a mask with talent! Sable's implants are older than Brian Kendrick! *sigh* stupid things make me laugh Classic. I hear that people who use smilies a lot are lame. Happy 1 year Chave-iversary.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 24, 2004 Report Posted February 24, 2004 Happy anniversy buudy
Zack Malibu Posted February 24, 2004 Report Posted February 24, 2004 Pfft...Sal Sincere got no-sold. No appreciation for lame '96 WWF gimmicks.
Mik Posted February 24, 2004 Report Posted February 24, 2004 Attention whore. This is the message board equivalent of walking around with a sign around your neck that says "EVERYONE PLEASE LOOK AT ME"
DCMaximo Posted February 24, 2004 Report Posted February 24, 2004 Pfft...Sal Sincere got no-sold. No appreciation for lame '96 WWF gimmicks. Hell, being the TSM version of Sal Sincere is the greatest compliment I can imagine. I'm sure Chave loves you all....Sincerely.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted February 25, 2004 Author Report Posted February 25, 2004 I fucking pulled tonight! Truly the one year celebrations are go!
Zack Malibu Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 I fucking pulled tonight! Truly the one year celebrations are go! Pulled WHAT exactly?
Mik Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 Just out of curiousity, why do you brits/aussies say that? When I was in Australia, I couldn't figure out what was being talked about for about a week. Any explanation as to why it's called pulling someone?
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted February 25, 2004 Author Report Posted February 25, 2004 I fucking pulled tonight! Truly the one year celebrations are go! Pulled WHAT exactly? It fucking better have been a woman. If not, his pimp owes me my money back. And Mik: no fucking clues. I don't make the rules, I just play by them.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 This party is boring.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 Who is chave? .....how clever...
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted February 25, 2004 Author Report Posted February 25, 2004 Who is chave? you know me bitch
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 Happy Anniversary, Royal... err... Electric... errrr Chave.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 As much as I'd like to celebrate this day as a milestone for Chave we're forgetting the real person whom this day belongs to Happy 83rd Birthday Abe
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted February 25, 2004 Author Report Posted February 25, 2004 Another random chave post: Well, the Eagan-o-meter just dropped by 20 points... ...and is still rocking steady at +465 Chave doesn't have a meter. But if he did, people would look at it and throw nickels out of pitty. Eagan is a fool Does not realise meter is Metaphysical Flaming Eagan and haikus? No wonder you all love me!
{''({o..o})''} Posted February 25, 2004 Report Posted February 25, 2004 Piss approves. Even though you were a low-down, dirty, bitch when it came to our divorce. I still can't believe you made them cut all my cats in half evenly.
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