Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Who's running Pakistan? I want to buy some nuclear weapons Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Can whoever's running Amsterdam let me know? I want to trade a few cases of Guiness for some hash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Norsk Arisk 'Mortal, you know what this says right? Sometimes it isn't good to quote the back of Darkthrone albums. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 *Snickers.* You call those mechs? *Sends out a wave of various Gundams to slice through Sandman's mechs like butter. Readies the ridiculously-overpowered martial artist footsoldiers for ground conflict.* ::While Gosunkugi is doing all of that jazz, has all of his womenfolk stuffed full of tentacles:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 :Extorts the US by refusing to take back Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Dominican Repubic! Isle of beauty, isle of splendor, Isle to all so sweet and fair, All must surely gaze in wonder At thy gifts so rich and rare. Rivers, valleys, hills and mountains, All these gifts we do extol. Healthy land, so like all fountains, Giving cheer that warms the soul. Dominica, God hath blest thee With a clime benign and bright, Pastures green and flowers of beauty Filling all with pure delight, And a people strong and healthy, Full of godly, rev'rent fear. May we ever seek to praise Thee For these gifts so rich and rare. Come ye forward, sons and daughters Of this gem beyond compare. Strive for honour, sons and daughters, Do the right, be firm, be fair. Toil with hearts and hands and voices. We must prosper! Sound the call, In which ev'ryone rejoices, "All for Each and Each for All." Dominica: Home Of The Free And The Brave. wrong flag if you want to be the Dominican Republic. Bloody hell. Dominican Repubic! Quisqueyanos valientes, alcemos Nuestro canto con viva emoción, Y del mundo a la faz ostentemos Nuestro invicto glorioso pendón. ¡Salve el pueblo que in trépido y fuerte, A la guerra a morir se lanzó Cuando en bélico reto de muerte Sus cadenas de esclavo rompió. Ningun pueblo ser libre merece Si es esclavo in dolente y servil; Si en su pecho la llama no crece Que templó el heroismo viril. Mas Quisqueya la indómita y brava Siempre altiva la frente alzará: Que si fuere mil veces esclava Otras tantas ser libre sabrá. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 What an interesting translation: Brave men of Quisqueya, Let us sing with strong feeling And let us show to the world Our invincible, glorious banner. Hail, O people who, strong and intrepid, Launched into war and went to death! Under a warlike menace of death, You broke your chains of slavery. No country deserves to be free If it is an indolent and servile slave, If the call does not grow loud within it, Tempered by a virile heroism. But the brave and indomitable Quisqueya Will always hold its head high, For if it were a thousand times enslaved, It would a thousand times regain freedom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 *Blinks. Sighs. Offers Sandman Sake of Trucecalling.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 *Blinks. Sighs. Offers Sandman Sake of Trucecalling.* ::Sandman drinks the sake, but spits out the DEADLY BLACK MIST!:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 (invades Angelslayer's country and sets off the first crisis for the new organization) Now, now. Don't do that again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Kotz, don't even think about combing me, because I have a NEW Cheif of Security that will be Germany's undoing: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 The IRA has arrived. Is there a purpose to this Model UN or are we just claiming for the sake of claiming? Prepared to be supressed, bi-atch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 (invades Angelslayer's country and sets off the first crisis for the new organization) Now, now. Don't do that again... It's okay, he gave me a lot of money under the table before the invasion and... ...I've said too much *retreats back to secret location to enjoy newfound wealth* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 :Downloads music. Looks at Deranged Hermit, points and laughs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 The IRA has arrived. Is there a purpose to this Model UN or are we just claiming for the sake of claiming? Prepared to be supressed, bi-atch! *Sets off for London with 100 pipe bombs and members of the O'Hannigan Street Gang and the O'Seamus Street Gang* Yer arse is mine, boy-o. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 4, 2004 *watches the Protestant O'Hannigans turn on the Catholic O'Sheamuses* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 ::Creates an army of loveable but deadly creatures, hellbent on world domination:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 *Wipes mist off face.* ... Blah, I'm going to the Kyoto shopping district, but I'LL BE BACK... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Scotland. Great Britain doesn't count. I'll also take Bhutan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 *watches the Protestant O'Hannigans turn on the Catholic O'Sheamuses* *Realizes only now that the two gangs are rivals* *Let's them duke it out* *Has a pint* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 (chills by buzzing down the Autobahn in his new Mercedes SLR McLaeren) Man, Germany rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Bah, 'tis no match for Estonian transport! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 The red X has long been a stalwart of Estonian transport Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Balderdash, User Posted Image is the best thing going on wheels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 4, 2004 I got sand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Scotland. Great Britain doesn't count. I'll also take Bhutan. Are you declaring secession?! Because if you are... shakes fist I'll send THIS GUY after you: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 The Czech Republic wants restitution for the Nazis seizing the Sudetenland...so give us something, Germany. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Can whoever's running Amsterdam let me know? I want to trade a few cases of Guiness for some hash. Throw in some of whatever local pastry you have, and it's a deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Japan has mechs. And sometimes they sprout wings. And sometimes they become annoyingly elaborate attempts at metaphors. ... Plus, they fly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Shit. Because of rising sea levels, Holland requires importation of sand, land, and whatever bands you got. I am offering hash, grass, and alabaster sash(es). Take it or leave it, but hurry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
