The Czech Republic Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 Well, "Holland," I'd help you out if you weren't such an ignoramus as to not call your nation by its real name of THE NETHERLANDS. North and South Holland are just two provinces of your nation! Geez. By the way, who's got Spain and France? I'm all about doing what I can to free the Basques.
BX Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 Studies have proven that the name "Netherlands" brings to mind the "nether regions" of ones body when mentioned to the average American. My constituants wish not to be refered to as a giant sinking vagina, therefore we refer to ourselves as being from Holland.
The Czech Republic Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 Studies have proven that the name "Netherlands" brings to mind the "nether regions" of ones body when mentioned to the average American. My constituants wish not to be refered to as a giant sinking vagina, therefore we refer to ourselves as being from Holland. And in other news, to improve their public image, cockroaches wish to be called "hug-a-bugs!" (Tell me what that's a reference to and the Czech Republic will support your every move. Unless you're a certain Low Country that can't get its own name right, you ain't never gettin no respect.)
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted April 4, 2004 Author Report Posted April 4, 2004 I move that all Basque seperatists move to Estonia to teach us how to Flamenco.
The Czech Republic Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 I'm meeting with the leaders of Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan to propose pan-Turkic unification. The other nations of the former Soviet Union will hopefully follow suit.
BX Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 All imports from the Czech Republic have been banned from entering Holland. All exports to the Czech Republic have ceased. Get your hash brownies elsewhere.
Styles Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 By the way, who's got Spain and France? I'm all about doing what I can to free the Basques. Gladly marches troops into vaccant territories of France and Spain, expanding the British Empire... ...Wait, we're playing, Risk, right?
The Czech Republic Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 All imports from the Czech Republic have been banned from entering Holland. All exports to the Czech Republic have ceased. Get your hash brownies elsewhere. And you'll have to find a new place to get finely blown glass, my friend. Suit yourself, dyke boy.
EricMM Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 I guess I'll be Belgium. Corner the global chocolate market, what?
razazteca Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 I claim the Philippines. The #1 source for asian nurses, mail order brides, #2 in sex trade and Al-Quida friendly.
DerangedHermit Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 :Extorts the US by refusing to take back Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne: Who cares? We have worse. *sends Britney Spears to tour Canada*
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted April 4, 2004 Author Report Posted April 4, 2004 I'm meeting with the leaders of Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan to propose pan-Turkic unification. The other nations of the former Soviet Union will hopefully follow suit. NO!
The Czech Republic Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 I'm meeting with the leaders of Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan to propose pan-Turkic unification. The other nations of the former Soviet Union will hopefully follow suit. NO! No not you Estonia. Just the Stans of central Asia: Kazakh, Tajik, Kyrgyz, Turkmen, and Uzbek. Turkic solidarity, yo.
Art Sandusky Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 The Czech Republic wants restitution for the Nazis seizing the Sudetenland...so give us something, Germany.
Sandman9000 Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 ::Sends billions of cute but deadly creatures to invade Australia and New Zealand. Maybe Fuji, while they're at it::
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 *sends the fearsome Swedish Navy out to scout around*
Lord of The Curry Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 Can whoever's running Amsterdam let me know? I want to trade a few cases of Guiness for some hash. Throw in some of whatever local pastry you have, and it's a deal. Closest thing to a "pastry" I could find. I figure you can lace the marshmallows with some kind of hallucinogenic hash oil that will make for some good times.
Lord of The Curry Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 Admit it. You're gettin' hot, aren't you?
Ted the Poster Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 hug-a-bugs That's from The Critic. Gimme a cookie. :Extorts the US by refusing to take back Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne: Who cares? We have worse. *sends Britney Spears to tour Canada* That is not fair Hermit. We have to take two of their shitty singers, and you only make them take one??? Fuck that. *throws Xtina on the plane too* Man: What about Bryan Adams? Prime Minister: Now now, the Canadian govrnment has apologized for Bryan Adams a number of times. Anyway, I pick Jamaica.
BX Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 Ah, deh lucky charms will do just fine. ::rubs hands together maniacally::
DCMaximo Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 I'll take claim of Portugal if no-one else has claimed it *watches as the only Portugese person he can think of wears a stupid headband* *Cries, then remembers...* *Cries again
Slayer Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 Ha, and you Americans call US arrogant! They already have a ruler
Cartman Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 Ok...hmmm... How else could I piss off my fellow Americans...
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 4, 2004 Report Posted April 4, 2004 Fuck the U.N., Red Sox Nation is releasing a public statement that we do not accept Cartman as one of us nor do we condone anything he posts. Thank you for your time
DerangedHermit Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 :Extorts the US by refusing to take back Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne: Who cares? We have worse. *sends Britney Spears to tour Canada* That is not fair Hermit. We have to take two of their shitty singers, and you only make them take one??? Fuck that. *throws Xtina on the plane too* Ah fuck it. *sends J-Lo, Ben Affleck, Liza Minelli, Oprah Winfrey, Pauly Shore, Carrot Top, Barney, his friends, and millions of SUV-driving soccer moms to Canada* Have fun, ya fucking mooses! Oh, and... *sends Yankees to the Red Sox nation* 1918? I think even the French have won since then
Red Baron Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 I'll take claim of Portugal if no-one else has claimed it *watches as the only Portugese person he can think of wears a stupid headband* *Cries, then remembers...* *Cries again Portugal are nothing but drunk Spanish people that got lost and started their own country.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 Oh, and... *sends Yankees to the Red Sox nation* 1918? I think even the French have won since then That is FUCKING UNCALLED FOR! *readies Swedish military to take out the Deranged States of American Hermits*
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