BATTLEGROUND Predictions!

[Guest Aecas]

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "The Notorious" John Duran

 

 

LADDER MATCH

Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Alex Zenon

 

 

ICTV/TAG TEAM/HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

TRIPLE QUADRUPLE MATCH

Wild & Dangerous© vs The In Crowd vs Aecas and Janus© vs Toxxic© and Liston

 

 

USJL TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Coy "Wild" West© vs Todd Royal

 

 

EMPTY ARENA MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

"La Sensation Senegalaise" Said vs Tryst

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Stryke vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

 

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

[The Amazing Rando 0]

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "The Notorious" John Duran

~Matthews

 

LADDER MATCH

Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

~Flesher

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Alex Zenon

~YIKES.

 

ICTV/TAG TEAM/HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

TRIPLE QUADRUPLE MATCH

Wild & Dangerous© vs The In Crowd vs Aecas and Janus© vs Toxxic© and Liston

~ I wouldn't mind seeing Aecas and Janus holding all the gold, but I don't think a marker would like that. I expect at least one belt to change hands though, most likely the tag titles. Look for Toxxic to keep his belt, only for Janus to KILL Toxxic and use his lifeless body to knock out W&D for the tag straps.

 

USJL TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Coy "Wild" West© vs Todd Royal

~ in this situation, I back West.

 

 

EMPTY ARENA MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark

~ just wait and see folks...wait and see.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

~ Please...someone write!!

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

"La Sensation Senegalaise" Said vs Tryst

~ Said.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Stryke vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

~ Please...someone write!

 

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

~ draw after insane blood loss.

[Guest Aecas]

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "The Notorious" John Duran

 

These two have locked it up so many times in the past...I think that CHarlie will win this but I'm not posistive no prediction.

 

LADDER MATCH

Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

I think Tom will win even if Ladder matches are not his forte.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Alex Zenon

 

Methinks Kibs to win this.

 

ICTV/TAG TEAM/HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

TRIPLE QUADRUPLE MATCH

Wild & Dangerous© vs The In Crowd vs Aecas and Janus© vs Toxxic© and Liston

 

Predict this? Ummm yeah....

 

USJL TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Coy "Wild" West© vs Todd Royal

 

COY-JI-RO!

 

EMPTY ARENA MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark

 

No prediction once again, this one will be close.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

 

I'll go and pick up a new spleen for Edward. Oh and some new lungs for Crow.

 

SINGLES MATCH

"La Sensation Senegalaise" Said vs Tryst

 

I think the dastardly Frenchman will get one over on our loveable rogue.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Stryke vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

 

Unsure if Spike is still alive so Stryke.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

 

Grah tough one, though I say IL due to experience if nothing else.

[Guest Evolution]

By the way, before a lot of people predict, I should mention that Grappler and I are both writing to win. Predict accordingly.

[Chuck Woolery 0]

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "The Notorious" John Duran

-> Charlie. Grappler DOES NOT LOSE.

 

LADDER MATCH

Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

-> Tom, because much like Grap, Tom DOES NOT LOSE.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Alex Zenon

-> Obviously some sort of worked finish, probably involving the return of Silent to kill Zenon, only to have Z be saved by a returning Edwin MacPhisto, leading to the co-main event of Genesis V.

 

Oh right, spoiler.

 

ICTV/TAG TEAM/HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

TRIPLE QUADRUPLE MATCH

Wild & Dangerous© vs The In Crowd vs Aecas and Janus© vs Toxxic© and Liston

-> I win all four belts for myself and feud with Zack over all four of them for the next two years.

 

USJL TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Coy "Wild" West© vs Todd Royal

-> "Wild" West? I'm lovin' it. Todd.

 

EMPTY ARENA MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark

-> I'm a Maddix mark, so we'll say he wins.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

-> Crow, if he is to write.

 

SINGLES MATCH

"La Sensation Senegalaise" Said vs Tryst

-> Sy-EED motherfuckers.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Stryke vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

-> Spike wins in 2k and demands a world title match. Squashes ensue.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

-> who is driving omgz austin sly is driving to victoree.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

HARDCORE MATCH

Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

-> who is driving omgz austin sly is driving to victoree.

HOW CAN THAT BE??!!!

[Hank Kingsley 0]

I'm feelin' the WWI theme!

 

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "The Notorious" John Duran

~~Both guys stop fighting and form the League of Nations!

 

LADDER MATCH

Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

~~Taamo via the Schlieffen Plan!

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Alex Zenon

~~Kibagami after a Russian sharpshooter assassinates Archduke Zenon! That sharpshooter is revealed to be Viktor Tarakanov! A new deadly alliance is formed!

 

ICTV/TAG TEAM/HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

TRIPLE QUADRUPLE MATCH

Wild & Dangerous© vs The In Crowd vs Aecas and Janus© vs Toxxic© and Liston

~~Wild, Dangerous, Janus, and Aecas join together to form the Big Four, but In, Crowd, and Toxxic form the Triple Entente! But they all decide to destroy Liston instead!

 

USJL TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Coy "Wild" West© vs Todd Royal

~~Todd Royal via Brest-Litovsk

 

EMPTY ARENA MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark

~~Double countout after both men leave the arena and sign a Treaty of Versailles, blaming John Duran for their war! Duran will later go on to start Battleground II on September 1, 1939.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

~~Crow after James' army, the Ottoman Empire, crumbles!

 

SINGLES MATCH

"La Sensation Senegalaise" Said vs Tryst

~~Tryst because, well, the Germans conquer France. What else is new?

 

SINGLES MATCH

Stryke vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

~~Powder keg kills 'em both.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

~~Double DQ after a Russian Revolution breaks out!

[Cuban Linx 0]

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "The Notorious" John Duran

 

LADDER MATCH

Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Alex Zenon

 

ICTV/TAG TEAM/HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

TRIPLE QUADRUPLE MATCH

Wild & Dangerous© vs The In Crowd vs Aecas and Janus© vs Toxxic© and Liston

 

USJL TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Coy "Wild" West© vs Todd Royal

 

 

EMPTY ARENA MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark

 

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

 

SINGLES MATCH

"La Sensation Senegalaise" Said vs Tryst

 

SINGLES MATCH

Stryke vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

[Guest Goose749]

~~Wild, Dangerous, Janus, and Aecas join together to form the Big Four, but In, Crowd, and Toxxic form the Triple Entente! But they all decide to destroy Liston instead!

...

 

i hate you

[janusd 0]

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "The Notorious" John Duran

~ I Back The Grap.

 

LADDER MATCH

Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

~ Annie to get her main event spot finally, and saving her sister from the HEINOUS~ clutches of Thomas Flesher.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Alex Zenon

~ I run in and squash Kibs for an easy Zenon victory. Stop looking at me like that. *shifty eyes*

 

ICTV/TAG TEAM/HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

TRIPLE QUADRUPLE MATCH

Wild & Dangerous© vs The In Crowd vs Aecas and Janus© vs Toxxic© and Liston

~ Whichever team's hands don't give out while typing. If someone wins with an "I get all the gold" match, there will be death.

 

USJL TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Coy "Wild" West© vs Todd Royal

~ Our Zed Todd Is An Awesome Zed Todd.

 

EMPTY ARENA MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark

~ Clark to shove the cockroache's back legs up his ass, as per the song.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

~ Crow, because he doesn't want Ebony stomping his testicles this time around.

 

SINGLES MATCH

"La Sensation Senegalaise" Said vs Tryst

~ Saaaid. Because Tryst didn't show last time.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Stryke vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

~ Stryke somehow. Because Spike is Spike.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

~ The Sly Guy.

[Ace309 0]

In honor of spoiler tags working again, it's The ALL-SPOILER EDITION PREDICTIONS!

 

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "The Notorious" John Duran

Matthews

 

LADDER MATCH

Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

No prediction. Ha! Bet you feel stupid for highlighting this.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Alex Zenon

Zenon

 

ICTV/TAG TEAM/HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

TRIPLE QUADRUPLE MATCH

Wild & Dangerous© vs The In Crowd vs Aecas and Janus© vs Toxxic© and Liston

In Crowd to take the Tag

Toxxic to take the ICTV

Aecas to take the HCG

 

USJL TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Coy "Wild" West© vs Todd Royal

Royal

 

EMPTY ARENA MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark

La Cucaracha, la cucaracha, da da da da da da da

 

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

Stupid fucking bird

 

SINGLES MATCH

"La Sensation Senegalaise" Said vs Tryst

Said

 

SINGLES MATCH

Stryke vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

The French

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

Me.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Firstly, I live.

 

Secondly, I suck.

 

Thirdly, what did I do to get my ass on an SWF PPV???

 

Fourthly, against Crow? Aw fuck no.

 

Fiftly, I'm doing some predictions.

 

 

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "The Notorious" John Duran

 

~ I think Duran is a great writer, the biggeest fucking heel we have (storyline wise), and I'd think it would be swell to have the title on a heel. Since there would be more challengers that way for Duran. So I want Duran winning.

 

 

LADDER MATCH

Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

~ I sense either Flesher's intentions are true, or him being a fucking cocky little bastard whipping the fact that he has Allison, or Allison turns heel on Ann. So yes, I sense that no matter the outcome, Flesher will win.

 

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Alex Zenon

 

~ I think Kibs ring rust is wearing off and should be able to topple Zenon. However, I remember reading a promo not that long ago that nailed Zenon losing it to a tee and frankly, he still can go. This will be a tough match to call, but I give the edge to Zenon since he looks just a tad more "ready".

 

 

ICTV/TAG TEAM/HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

TRIPLE QUADRUPLE MATCH

Wild & Dangerous© vs The In Crowd vs Aecas and Janus© vs Toxxic© and Liston

 

~ Four titles... I was about to ask about the Cruiserweight title, but how many people in this match win that title? You know what, that would've added some fun if you had done so, as only like 3 people in this match could win it. Still four titles on the line. The In Crowd winning and taking two Championships, and leaving the third alone. I see the ICTV changing hands to Cortez, I see Toxxic retaining, and finally the Tag Straps to In Crowd.

 

 

USJL TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Coy "Wild" West© vs Todd Royal

 

~ West will overcome Royal in a hard fought match up that will be about Redneckism vs. Toddism. I see West retaining due to the fact that he did it once and he really seems awfully familiar to another SWFer named Ejiro in winning big match ups. This one is a big one, so I see him winning this one.

 

 

EMPTY ARENA MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark

 

~ Did you know these guys have gone almost 3 whole months of straight interaction against each other (since Smarkdown)? I really don't think people give this feud enough love it deserves. Clark's been off his game as of late, while Maddix has been doing pretty good and seemingly hasn't slown down a bit in that "good" streak. However, Clark does hold a win against Kibs and that definitely shows that if he gets a gameplan in place, Clark will take advantage of it.

 

This will be like all their other interactions, except I'm suspecting this will mean a lot more to both guys as this might, just might end this constant rivalry they've got going on. Or hell, maybe we can expect another three more months of these guys busting each other up. All I can say I'm going to be a happy reader either way.

 

With that, I want Clark to win.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

 

~ What can I say? I suck ass. Major ass. I can't even do any good!

 

And the description of me is correct, I am lost. Lost in who I am, lost in what I want to do with myself, and personally lost most of what I have left for self worth (oh, did I mention that is zilch?).

 

Then again, you never can tell. I mean, I've got a whole day off tomorrow and also got Friday off as well. Did I mention Saturday and Sunday are days off too? Damn, that's a lot of free time on someone's hands.

 

What does this mean? Nothing. I really don't think I've got much to be doing. Not much at all!

 

...except do something up for an old friend. She'll win in the end, and to me, that is what will matter most.

 

Good luck Crow.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

"La Sensation Senegalaise" Said vs Tryst

 

~ Tryst is a freaking nutters (except compared to a guy I know, named Dee Jay, that guy fucking has no brain, whereas Tryst has one I think)! And Said is being handled by the managerial ensamble of Chris Card Enterprises. I expect a high encounter of mad jinxs, interferences and frankly a lot of greatness. That said, I say Said wins because I think the managerial might of Chris Card is a highly valued weapon in Said's corner that can not be overlooked.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Stryke vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

 

~ SPIKE'S BACK~! And he'll be facing Stryke. I liked Spike in the JL so I'm rooting him onto victory here.

 

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

 

~ I'm hoping I see the madness that is Insane Luchadore! Dude! Rock Sly up so that you really prove once again, you are totally INSANE and obviously LUCHADORE~!

 

 

*This post has been done up by the real man behind Edward James and all comments should be taken as personal opinion and not as fact.

 

Edit: As I've just finished off the Pepsi in my eighth bottle of pop. SUGAH RUSHA~!!!

Edited April 21, 2004 by Lightning Flik

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark

La Cucaracha, la cucaracha, da da da da da da da

Ahem!

 

 

It's ¡La cucaracha, la cucaracha, ya no puede caminar!

[Dace59 0]

With a twist.

 

I'm just really playing around with the rating thing at the moment. Please note, I'm predicting the rating of the WRESTLING going on.

Not how good I think anythings match will be over all. I'm not rating Emotional stuff etc. So don't worry, it's not a slight on anyone's skill.

 

And of course, I'm just predicting, I've got no way of knowing what people might pull out.

 

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "The Notorious" John Duran

 

I'm gonna give it Duran to FIANLLY take it. Danny made him look like a huge threat, and the tag match with Tom carried that on.

 

****1/2 Predicted - MOTNC

 

LADDER MATCH

Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

Flesher with something avant grade and a ton of pyschology he's been building.

 

****1/2 Predicted - MOTNC

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Alex Zenon

 

This one is going to be intersting. I get the feeling the wrestling action wont be great, but the emotional storyline will be. **1/2 - *** Predicted, blood bath of the night.

 

ICTV/TAG TEAM/HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

TRIPLE QUADRUPLE MATCH

Wild & Dangerous© vs The In Crowd vs Aecas and Janus© vs Toxxic© and Liston

 

Gotta back Aecas and Janus in Trinity pride (for their match to win, not about the various titles). It's a spot fest cluster fuck though. *1/2 - ** Predicted.

 

USJL TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Coy "Wild" West© vs Todd Royal

 

Coy to retain in a close one. Going to be very old school and passed agains one or two big fast high spots. ***3/4 Predicted.

 

EMPTY ARENA MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark

 

Another one that might be a big brawl with more emotional stuff and external story than wrestling. **1/2 Predicted.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

 

James, as I dont think Crow's going to be showing. Nice little singles match. ** Predicted.

 

SINGLES MATCH

"La Sensation Senegalaise" Said vs Tryst

 

Said, in a fast and fun number. Lots of heelish doing and manager stuff. **1/2 Predicted.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Stryke vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

 

Spike because..well, you never know. Soild and decent easily. ** Predicted.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

 

This one will be a bloody mess. Probably leaving wrestling well being for spots and action. *1/2 and lots of bumping predicted.

[Guest Goodear]

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "The Notorious" John Duran

 

'I'm going to take a hold of Grappy and wave him about my head like a confederate flag and be all... Oh he will win! Because I think he's a hair better than Duran writing wise but its only a tiny itty bitty hair so the match can go either way... yes indeed.

 

LADDER MATCH

Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

Ann will kick him ion the nuts and go home with her sister... ew. Seriously I think it would be fun for the expected turn for Allison not to happen here because... well I said so. I still love you Tom.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Alex Zenon

 

Can't really say since its all about the storyline, I don't know if Silent can afford to lose to a retired guy and not retire himself which sort of makes the whole thing kind of like the senior tour. Assuming Silent isn't goign away again, I pick him.

 

ICTV/TAG TEAM/HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

TRIPLE QUADRUPLE MATCH

Wild & Dangerous© vs The In Crowd vs Aecas and Janus© vs Toxxic© and Liston

 

How fun! Why didn't the cruiserweight get put up too? Cruiserweight Champion JANUS! You know you want it.

ICTV Champion Toxxic retains

Hardcore Champion Aecas to tease stuff that may or may not need teasing

Tag Team Champions Wild & Dangerous retain

 

EMPTY ARENA MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark

 

Wayward Sons pride bitches.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

 

CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

 

SINGLES MATCH

"La Sensation Senegalaise" Said vs Tryst

 

If I have to be Coyjiro, Said should be Va'saidard so I pick him.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Stryke vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

 

Former USJL Champion pride bitches!

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

 

IL! IL! IL!

[King Cucaracha 0]

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "The Notorious" John Duran

--Sorry Duran, but I can't really go against Graps. Especially considering he'll be in the whole 'I lost last time, now I'm going to take your heart out of your chest and shove it up your ass' mood. Word--

 

LADDER MATCH

Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

--Teh Flesh is teh bomb~!--

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Alex Zenon

--Should be fun...I'll go with Kibs though for some reason that I'm not sure of--

 

ICTV/TAG TEAM/HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

TRIPLE QUADRUPLE MATCH

Wild & Dangerous© vs The In Crowd vs Aecas and Janus© vs Toxxic© and Liston

--ICTV to Cortez, HCG to Toxxic and Tag to W&D. Or in other words, I have no idea except that it'll probably be W&D's match that wins--

 

USJL TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Coy "Wild" West© vs Todd Royal

--Coy to win, because he RAWKS~!...and I'm not sure whever Todd's around or not. He probably is...but I haven't seen him post at all in the past few days, so...meh--

 

EMPTY ARENA MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark

--Hmm...--

 

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

--Eddie J. Write and win buddy...write and win--

 

SINGLES MATCH

"La Sensation Senegalaise" Said vs Tryst

--The Senegal Sensation to win--

 

SINGLES MATCH

Stryke vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

--Nice to see HSJ back, but it's Stryke--

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

--IL to prove himself...although, it'll probably be close--

[Toxxic 0]

ICTV Champion Toxxic retains

 

So that'd be the ICTV belt that Janus took off me two shows back then?

 

[Guest Goodear]

ICTV Champion Toxxic retains

 

So that'd be the ICTV belt that Janus took off me two shows back then?

 

Crap, crap, crap. I thought you lost the Hardcore Belt...

 

Screw it I'm old and tired.

[Lightning Flik 0]

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

--Eddie J. Write and win buddy...write and win--

More like: I write, there's a possibility of me winning. That chance though is slim to nil.

[Toxxic 0]

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

--Eddie J. Write and win buddy...write and win--

More like: I write, there's a possibility of me winning. That chance though is slim to nil.

Crow hasn't showed yet on this incarnation. Write something and submit it. You're going up against an experienced vet on your first PPV in a LONG time - you're not necessarily expected to win. But if you write something, you have a chance even if it's through no-show.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Trite as this may sound, Flik, sometimes all it takes is believing in yourself; if you convince yourself that you can't beat anybody, you're not going to beat anybody.

 

Confidence, young fella; it's all about being self-confident.

[The Ill One 0]

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "The Notorious" John Duran

~Matthews.

 

 

LADDER MATCH

Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

~Flesher.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Alex Zenon

~Joint.

 

 

ICTV/TAG TEAM/HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

TRIPLE QUADRUPLE MATCH

Wild & Dangerous© vs The In Crowd vs Aecas and Janus© vs Toxxic© and Liston

~*Shrugs*

 

 

USJL TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Coy "Wild" West© vs Todd Royal

~CWW.

 

 

EMPTY ARENA MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark

~Clark.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

~Crow

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

"La Sensation Senegalaise" Said vs Tryst

~Said

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Stryke vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

~Stryke.

 

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

~Sly.

[Rawknight 0]

Screw it I'm old and tired.

Tired? I just hit my 60th straight hour awake!

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

What the hell for?

 

There's no dignity in staying awake for sixty hours, unless you're in a combat zone, or something...

[TheBostonStrangler 0]

The "OMGODZ STRANGLER HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THE FED NOW" Edition of 'TBS Picks The Winners (Now With 59% Accuracy!)'

 

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "The Notorious" John Duran

- I had no idea Duran and Matthews were feuding for the World belt. I'm taking Matthews here based purely on his JL run, which was the most dominant run in the JL I think I ever saw. I know this guy has INSANE talent, and even though I remember this rivalry going on for a long time (with Duran coming up on the losing end most of the time), and I wish that I could pick Duran, but Matthews isn't gonna lose that belt for a long time.

 

LADDER MATCH

Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

- Should be an interesting match for these two to write, since ladder match isn't exactly the forte of either involved. I'll take Taamo to win, but it wouldn't surprise me if Annie took the W in one way or another

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Alex Zenon

- Storyline goodness!

 

ICTV/TAG TEAM/HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

TRIPLE QUADRUPLE MATCH

Wild & Dangerous© vs The In Crowd vs Aecas and Janus© vs Toxxic© and Liston

- Best match on the card, IMO. My predictions are as follows:

ICTV Champ: Mike Van Siclen

Hardcore Champ: Janus

Tag Team Champs: The In Crowd

You people might actually get me to read this (and I haven't read a match since I retired in December). Seriously, kick ass with this one.

 

 

USJL TITLE BOUT

SINGLES MATCH

Coy "Wild" West© vs Todd Royal

- I'll take a chance on Toddski here to take out Coy, even though my better sense tells me not to pick against Coyjiro.

 

 

EMPTY ARENA MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark

- Empty arena! Whoo! Anyways, I'll take Maddix to win this one in the second-hardest match to mark (behind the massive 8-man clusterfuck) of the night

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

- Um...I dunno who James is. I know Crow, so go, you stupid fucking bird.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

"La Sensation Senegalaise" Said vs Tryst

- Tryst is back! Goodness! I'll take him, although Said (is Card writing him?) seems like he's got a damn good chance

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Stryke vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

- Go Stryke! Go Stryke! Don't no-show! Go Stryke! You're my boy!

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

- How could I vote against IL? Seriously, he's my boy. Go IL!

[Crowe 0]

I'm showing as a note. (Y)

[Lightning Flik 0]

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs Crow

- Um...I dunno who James is. I know Crow, so go, you stupid fucking bird.

...now you see?

 

I'm totally unnoticeable. I suck much.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Confidence always wins, grasshopper.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Confidence always wins, grasshopper.

There's some things about that.

 

1) Confidence does not belong near a guy who has none.

 

2) Crow is much better than me.

 

3) I really have no clue on how I can win.

 

So as you can see... I think I'm done for. So I'm just going to do nothing about it, at least in the sense of winning.

[Crowe 0]

Fucking.

 

Loathing yourself ain't gonna do shit! Pick yourself up, write a fucking class match and we'll battle. Good luck, mate.