Rawknight Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 Simply do a Michael Shawn Hickenbottom on it. (That's SHawn Michaels) Your first name is your middle name. Your second name is your first name, surnamised (if that's how you put it) Got two, they become your middle names. No flaming about people's middle names ladies and gentlemen, this isn't in the Hardcore Forum. Oh I'm Rob Williams, and that would be so much cooler if it wasn't for Stoke's thrid most famous musician (WELL behind Ozzy and Slash) Famous people include... Jazz Saxophonist Jefferson Williams Wrestling Superstar Morgan Richards Bond villian Charles L. Anthony So are you gonna vote for... Troubleshooting Maverick Cop Walker George (HAND OVER YOUR BADGE! YOU'RE OFF THE CASE! YOUR METHODS ARE TOO VIOLENT AND ALL WRONG!) or Evil Businessman Forbes John... (damn those compromise candidates) who do YOU want holding the button for the nukes? Oh and if this becomes famous, I OWN the rights to this idea, and anyone who makes any brass cent of money off it has to call me and give me rights money, capiche?
Ace309 Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 Murray Thomas, Jewish lawyer extraordinaire. This really DOES work.
JoeDirt Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 Patrick Peters - that just sounds funny to me. Still better than Garrison Cade!
KanadianKrusty Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 Pierre Martin~!, good god that sounds gay.
Guest The Notorious CRD Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 Robert Chads, the wrestling aristocrat.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 Frank David, The Deadly Stoner
Corey_Lazarus Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 Motherfucking Corey. Hey, it kinda works... Actually, it'd be Kyle Andrews.
The Czech Republic Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 Robert John - Bobby Craps. Thanks. No, thank YOU, Drury, I mean, "Bobby Craps"
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 I don't get it...Bobby Craps? Bobby Craps who?
The Czech Republic Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 I don't get it...Bobby Craps? Bobby Craps who? He said it not me
Vern Gagne Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 I have 2 middle names, 3 counting my confirmation name so. Peter Joseph Louis Joseph Steven Joseph Pete Joey-The Awesome Aussie.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 I don't get it...Bobby Craps? Bobby Craps who? He said it not me So....his last name is "Craps"? I don't get it...
Corey_Lazarus Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 ...you stupid motherfuckers... What do you do while on the John? Take a crap. Hence "Robert John" turns into "Bobby Craps." Unfortunately, Drury, using the method explained in this thread, your wrestling name would be John Roberts. I like Bobby Craps better, though. Your finishing move can be the Boston Crap.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 I like Bobby Craps better, though. Your finishing move can be the Boston Crap. Nothing is worse than Boston Crap, which is code name for "Red Sox fans".
Drury37 Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 A John is another name for a crapper so it is Robert John so I played around with it and made it Bobby Craps. Thanks.
Drury37 Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 I have 2 middle names, 3 counting my confirmation name so. Peter Joseph Louis Joseph Steven Joseph Pete Joey-The Awesome Aussie. I have the same thing so I just took my first middle name which is Robert. Thanks.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 .....You're really Brian Gewirtz aren't you? Admit it!
Drury37 Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 .....You're really Brian Gewirtz aren't you? Admit it! Who? Thanks.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 .....You're really Brian Gewirtz aren't you? Admit it! Who? Thanks. ....the lead RAW writer who comes up with stupid crap in an attempt to be funny, but it just makes him look stupid...plus, and I quite Kevin Nash, he's a comic book geek who probably has never been laid.
Drury37 Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 .....You're really Brian Gewirtz aren't you? Admit it! Who? Thanks. ....the lead RAW writer who comes up with stupid crap in an attempt to be funny, but it just makes him look stupid...plus, and I quite Kevin Nash, he's a comic book geek who probably has never been laid. Oh now I catch your drift. No I am not him. Thanks.
CanadianChris Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 William Christopher...I guess that makes me a mild-mannered Army chaplain. Or Grand Master Sexay's brother.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 If I followed the procedure correctly, mine is Robert Beaus. Or Bob Beaus. Whatever. Opening this thread, I figured that we would be giving our ring names, until I saw the topic description.
Guest El Satanico Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 buck...naked :dodges the thrown rancid garbage:
CanadianChick Posted April 25, 2004 Report Posted April 25, 2004 James Scott. That actually sounds pretty good.
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