Why did you name yourself THAT?

[k thx 0]

Hey, at least he didn't make up aliases regarding your genetalia.

Yet. We all know it's coming.

Your genetalia is coming?

 

That takes me back...

[Mole 0]

I was Kotzenjunge because it was super cool.

 

I'm Kyliejunge now to make fun of Mole being MoleWhedon.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

The Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye is the deadliest of all moves in all of the fighting arts. Originally named in ancient times The Red Hot Thumb Attack To The Eye but bastardized (like so many things are) in it's translation to English. That is most likely due to the fast paced nature of the life of a North American person, we just don't always have time to use the full names of some things.

 

The move itself is simple, the execution...quite difficult. It involves a precise jab to the victim's left eye using the first knuckle of the thumb driven into a specific ocular nerve that resides just below the top of the orbital bone above the eyeball, exactly 4.5 millimeters left of center.

 

If struck correctly the nerve will send a message to the vision center of the brain and back to the eyes convincing the victim that there are three warriors standing directly in front of him, and that he must attack. This sends the victim into a wild frenzy of attack that he will never stop until the ligaments (and sometimes even the bones) of his arms and legs have completely deteriorated from exertion and the victim falls helpless to the ground.

 

From this point the victim is left to die, although there have been stories of attackers showing mercy to them by killing them after their attack has had it's effect.

[Zorin Industries 0]

Because Christopher Walken was the bomb in A View To A Kill

[Just John 0]

Because my first name is Dave.

[Tawren 0]

It's my last name.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

I was born, first, they threw me in a shit pile. So I dealt with it, and lived there for a while. I got flipped off, pissed off, and beaten down. Mutilated, and tossed out a dead clown. The next thing you know, I'm chilling at the big top. Tons of money, and mad bitches nonstop. No water, it's Faygo I tap. I wash my hair and my neck and buttcrack with it, because I can. Because I'm phat paid. I've got a five-story funhouse with a maid. And she walks around with her titties hanging out. And when I cough? Woo, she comes and dusts my balls off.

Heading to show, we're gonna see: Jimi Hendrix, Selena, and Eazy E. Elvis tried to open up but got dissed off. We got pissed off, because he sounded like BUTT. There's not fights, it's a perfect match. Hillbillies in the crowd trying to cabbage patch. And to think, I've always been afraid to die. But I ain't ever going back to wondering why.

[Jebus 0]

Hitman - for Bret Hart

 

Jebus (I prefer Jeebus now) - Simpsons reference that caught on as an actual nickname for me

[Guest Just Looking]

I never really planned to post ever- I only signed up so I could lurk with the sigs off so I could read at work. Hence, Just Looking.

[Guest OctoberBlood]

Reference to baseball.

[NoCalMike 0]

My name is Mike and I live in NoCal/Northern California.

[Nighthawk 0]

Randomly smashing the keyboard.

[k thx 0]

Chave Cohen was the inventor of dust, and I named myself in honor of him.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Good eye, Tom. haha.

[Guest duck420]

everyone calls me duckman cuz i look like the cartoon. i smoke alot of weed. put two and two together(for the record i have been duck 420 long before rvd was 420 or stone cold was 316)

[TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe 0]

Jack Bauer = greatest character of all time.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

My future wrestling gimmick name.

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

It's quite simple. I was a big fan of the Killer B's back when I was a kid. I was feeling nostalgic when I registered here at TSM, so I just combined their names.

[El Gigante 0]

I had just visited wrestlecrap before coming here and for some reason El Gigante stuck out in my mind.

[k thx 0]

chave backwards spells "evahc" which is the devils surname. I am a Satanist.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Inside joke that ran amongst my friends about the phrase "Vitamin P(ussy)", so I created Vitamin seX. It also then evolved into my DJ name, and full-out wrestling gimmick.

 

Now I just kind of use it out of habit. Some people call me "VX" (pronounced Vix, or spelled out) for short, though most people just call me by my actual name. Since, you know it's easier to remember and you don't feel weird by calling someone you know Vitamin X.

[eiker_ir 0]

my nickname = eiker

 

+

 

my name's initials = ir(Iker Riera)

 

= eiker_ir

[Highland 0]

I got mine from a WoT passage, I don't really lke it but I can't see the point of getting it changed since everyone knows me by this name.

[Drury37 0]

I named mine after Chris Drury who is from the same town I am from and is a pretty good player in the NHL and 37 was his number at the time.

Thanks.

[JJMc 0]

JMTapes...

 

Let's see..

 

When I first started trading tapes, I had a site "Jim's WWF Tapes" (My name being Jim). Then I got AOL, and I went to register that name, but it was taken. So I came up with Jmtapes instead. "JM" for Jim McCarron..and "Tapes" for tapes.

 

Lately, I've been wanting to change it, but I'm afraid it would be too much of a pain (no one would know who I am etc.) Fuckin' a...

[Guest Vitamin X]

I don't think anyone knows who you are anyways.

[Guest netslob]

it's short for my real name: Nethanial S. Lobb...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...seriously, it was meant as a homage to Scott Keith's old "Netcop" nickname, back when i was a fan of his.

[JJMc 0]

I don't think anyone knows who you are anyways.

I wasn't really talking about people on this board, but yeah, you've got a point.

[JJMc 0]

I don't think anyone knows who you are anyways.

I wasn't really talking about people on this board, but yeah, you've got a point.

[JJMc 0]

Double double post post.