The OAO Smart Marks Draft Discussion Thread

[Art Sandusky 0]

In all honesty, Agent and Schwimmer are the only posters I'd rank ahead of myself.  It was an injustice to see Canadian Chick ahead of me.  Zack, consider me the Eli Manning of this ma'fucker.  Move me or I walk.  To be honest though, I'm surprised I went this early.  I'm far too volatile.

I would trade for you Banky, but I don't see how my squad could be much better, and Zack's team needs all it can get.

 

As for not being picked, you were going to be my 3rd round pick had you not been snagged by Zack or FS first. I had Inc pegged as the 1st as soon as I got to make the 1st selection, and JSYK got #2 for his heavy campaign assistance.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I was actually just laughing at the irony of you critiquing anyone else's "board talent" (whatever the fuck that is), while taking in the fact that not only did my ploy work, but you played into it perfectly as well.

 

You do realize that you were the one that initially said I was overrated, thereby starting the whole "board talent" argument, correct? The rest of your argument is nullified.

The piece wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but you somehow took offense to it.

 

It's alright though, whatever.

 

Look at Shadow Sovereign, he's trying to get picked and it's not working.

 

Get pissy with him, JSYK. Come on, do your part, you highly regarded poster, you.

Don't listen to him Jon.

 

I regard you highly.

 

You gave me cookies. And Extreme Fireball.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

In all honesty, Agent and Schwimmer are the only posters I'd rank ahead of myself.  It was an injustice to see Canadian Chick ahead of me.  Zack, consider me the Eli Manning of this ma'fucker.  Move me or I walk.  To be honest though, I'm surprised I went this early.  I'm far too volatile.

I would trade for you Banky, but I don't see how my squad could be much better, and Zack's team needs all it can get.

I think we'll be fine without Banky

[Guest Vitamin X]

:::Not understanding anything:::

--irrelevant bullshit--

Is it your goal to have the last word in this no matter what?

 

Let's look at what happened. I made a "draft report" in jest which you took offense to being called 'overrated'. I seized the opportunity seeing as how you were on Kotz's team to pick a fight by calling you unimportant, which of course is a great deal to you since you apparently feel it's important to be of great relevance on an internet wrestling messageboard. I then get picked, to everyone including mine's shock, to Zack's team, and you all of a sudden feel the need to restate your "importance" by saying I fed off your "heat".

 

Face it. The heat didn't come from who I argued with, it was the argument itself and in the process made me stand out by making you look like the ridiculous self-important fuck you are. And I continue to do so, as then all of a sudden you claim I'm not understanding anything, when as a matter of fact it's quite the other way around.

 

Now get over it and go back to making random comments or listening to Ryan Adams or whatever it is that makes you feeol better about yourself.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I want someone to make up a big-ass draft report on the first (and sweet) sixteen picks. I've already done enough goddamn work with this, someone else do it.

[Guest Vitamin X]

EDIT:

JSYK's right, X. We're buds and all, but had JSYK not picked you out to harass, you'd have never gone so fast.

 

Oh I know, I was shocked when I saw that. I went before a lot more big names.

 

That just gives me even more credit for picking the right fight at the right time.

I like how you admit to being shocked, then you claim it was a ploy. When you make up your mind, you cum-guzzling gutterslut, let me know.

I was shocked at the ploy working as well as it did, you vaginal blood fart.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Don't listen to him Jon.

 

I regard you highly.

 

You gave me cookies. And Extreme Fireball.

Thank you, David. You're a god amongst men. Or is that Tim Moysey....?

 

The funny thing about this kid is that he can't keep his story straight. First he calls me overrated, then says that I'm a tool for judging people based on their message boarding. Then he says that he's shocked he got picked so early, then claims it was all a ploy. Then, to top it all off, he goes back on his stance on judging people on their text skills and says that I haven't contributed anything. Bewildering, indeed.

 

And don't put Kardo on Anglesault's team. I like him, too.

 

Face it. The heat didn't come from who I argued with, it was the argument itself and in the process made me stand out by making you look like the ridiculous self-important fuck you are. And I continue to do so, as then all of a sudden you claim I'm not understanding anything, when as a matter of fact it's quite the other way around.    Now get over it and go back to making random comments or listening to Ryan Adams or whatever it is that makes you feeol better about yourself.

 

You're not understanding anything. If you actually understood how I operate, or how I am in real life, fuck, if you talked to me outside of the board, you'd realize that I don't take anything on here seriously. But if you want to sit here and continue this petty argument about how I helped you get drafted at a higher number, I'm game. Lord knows I need the last word with some random kid. So stop pretending that you're winning and just thank me for getting you recognition.

 

Oh, I get it, it was all in jest. Bust out the "WHOOSH", then. Do something that'll entertain me. Please, for the love of God, start entertaining me. Because, honestly, if I wanted your lip, I'd jiggle my zipper.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Kardo hasn't been moved yet. I may have scared him off by suggesting it though.

 

Jesus, Team Kotzenjunge and Team Malibu are already scrapping before the draft is even over.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I want someone to make up a big-ass draft report on the first (and sweet) sixteen picks. I've already done enough goddamn work with this, someone else do it.

I'll do something along those lines

[Angle-plex 0]

I surprised I went this high in the draft, seeing as how I haven't really got many chances to post while away at college this past year.

 

And although I'm known as a bit of a rebel, I pledge my allegiance to FrigidSoul and the rest of the FS team. Lets go team...

 

*Slaps Alfdogg on the ass*

[Guest Vitamin X]

Don't listen to him Jon.

 

I regard you highly.

 

You gave me cookies. And Extreme Fireball.

Thank you, David. You're a god amongst men. Or is that Tim Moysey....?

 

The funny thing about this kid is that he can't keep his story straight. First he calls me overrated, then says that I'm a tool for judging people based on their message boarding. Then he says that he's shocked he got picked so early, then claims it was all a ploy. Then, to top it all off, he goes back on his stance on judging people on their text skills and says that I haven't contributed anything. Bewildering, indeed.

 

And don't put Kardo on Anglesault's team. I like him, too.

 

Face it. The heat didn't come from who I argued with, it was the argument itself and in the process made me stand out by making you look like the ridiculous self-important fuck you are. And I continue to do so, as then all of a sudden you claim I'm not understanding anything, when as a matter of fact it's quite the other way around.    Now get over it and go back to making random comments or listening to Ryan Adams or whatever it is that makes you feeol better about yourself.

 

You're not understanding anything. If you actually understood how I operate, or how I am in real life, fuck, if you talked to me outside of the board, you'd realize that I don't take anything on here seriously. But if you want to sit here and continue this petty argument about how I helped you get drafted at a higher number, I'm game. Lord knows I need the last word with some random kid. So stop pretending that you're winning and just thank me for getting you recognition.

Well, since you put it that way-

Sure, okay, thanks.

 

Oh, I get it, it was all in jest. Bust out the "WHOOSH", then. Do something that'll entertain me. Please, for the love of God, start entertaining me. Because, honestly, if I wanted your lip, I'd jiggle my zipper.

 

WHOOSH

 

Happy now?

[justsoyouknow 0]

Getting you to say "Whoosh" was all a ploy. Everyone knows that "Whoosh" is copyrighted by Kotzenjunge, and, therefore, intellectual property of Team Kotz. I'm actually surpised that you bought into it. No, wait, it was a ploy. No, wait, I'm surprised. ...No, it was a ploy.

[Guest Vitamin X]

You still don't get that I was SURPRISED that the PLOY worked so well don't you?

 

Pay attention, it helps.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I like my team having intellectual property outside of its actual posters. Shows that we're the whole fuckin' show here.

 

As leader of Team Kotzenjunge, I declare "WHOOSH" to be public domain until these gang wars end with us standing over all of your beaten, flame-ridden bodies.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Whoosh.

 

Paid for by Friends of Kotzenjunge

[Kardo 0]

Back on Page 8 we stopped taking people, but do you want to be on Anglesault's team, Kardo?

Anglesault's team it is.

[Adam 0]

Choken wants me on AS's team? HE CAN GET FUCKED.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I think Frigid should take Popick with his next pick. We could make him drink liquor and burn things, and do donuts real fast while he sits in the middle of the back seat in a sweater vest, ready to hurl.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

he's the perfect sheild.

 

everyone would be going after him

[Slayer 0]

*ring ring*

 

*Slayer is awakened by the phone at 6 in the morning. Groggy, he fumbles to pick up the phone...*

 

Slayer: (sleepily) "...yeah?"

 

Slayer's Agent: "Drew-baby, great news. You got drafted overnight!"

 

Slayer: "Oh really... who by? Did FS get me like had been planned?"

 

Slayer's Agent: "Weellllll..."

 

Slayer: "Out with it!"

 

Slayer's Agent: "You got taken by Team Kotz. The war of attrition has already begun."

 

Slayer: "Really.... what's my signing bonus?"

 

Slayer's Agent: "Glowsticks and ecstasy."

 

Slayer: "...well, I suppose I'll get by. I knew what I was getting into when I entered this thing...

 

*beep*

 

...call on the other line? I'll talk to you later *click* ...hello?"

 

Front Desk Manager: "Mr. Slayer, I'm calling in regards to the $500 in room service and... adult movies you purchased last night"

 

Slayer: "Oh... that... just go ahead and charge that to Mr. Patrick Spoon, room 1024."

 

*hangs up and goes back to bed*

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

I've noticed 2 things while catching up on this thread. 1) I wasn't picked, even tho I'm willing to go as high as $2..no..$3 towards the team that picks me.

 

and 2) DFA or KJ or whatever the hell his name is really gheys up a thread.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Zack's been inhaling to many hair-care vapors and colognes. Zsasz? Kudos for trying something different, I guess.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Zack's been inhaling to many hair-care vapors and colognes. Zsasz? Kudos for trying something different, I guess.

Your vote of confidence is inspiring AoO. What's wrong with me, might I ask?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Being #1 has made my head swell to gigantic proportions. Hopefully, my hydrocephalic state will not be a hindrance.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I don't think Zack really grasps the point of this thing...

 

I mean he took Canadian Chick with his first pick.

[Nighthawk 0]

These teams are extremely imbalanced, but that's ok, cause I'm on the good one.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

These teams are extremely imbalanced, but that's ok, cause I'm on the good one.

Like The recapers pointed out, Teams Frigid and Kotz are pretty even.

 

 

Zack could turn things around if he makes some good picks and maybe a trade or two.

[Nighthawk 0]

It may appear that way, but they really aren't.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'm trying to be nice dude.

 

We all know Team Kotz will win in a walk.

[Nighthawk 0]

Oh, I get it. Yeah, it will be a close one.