Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 16, 2004 iB's dumb. Croweater wasn't preaching. If anything, I was. Oh, and croweater: how dare you say smoking is sucking on a piece of "wood." That's totally overlooking the thousands of toxins in there. Tobacco is also a leaf. Wood is a stem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 and maybe you underrate other aspects of life making smoking pseudo-enjoyable in comparison. What aspects of life? Sex... drugs... uh, love... giving... having children... the Lord... laughing... friendship... ice cream? You can smoke while you do those things. By the way, cigars are best when you light them with money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted June 16, 2004 iB's dumb. Croweater wasn't preaching. If anything, I was. Oh, and croweater: how dare you say smoking is sucking on a piece of "wood." That's totally overlooking the thousands of toxins in there. Tobacco is also a leaf. Wood is a stem. **slaps head** Sorry, respect to my friends at the tabaco companies who work tirelessly traveling the world to find unknown chemicals to test on humans. Ib.....sigh to quote 2-up, "why do you try so hard" If you don't get the wood reference....ok. I never said it didn't feel good/fantastic/like an orgasm/ect. to smoke because as you said, I don't know. What I did say was that I don't believe it would be a satisfying type of pleasure and that much pleasure would come from it. It's a "belief". Note my use of the word. My issue if anything is your high and mighty fence hoping during the thread. It's almost as if you started it just so you could eventually agree with AoO and IDRM in it's apparent "awesomeness" Though, retrospectively, when I was 15 I didn't really know anything, I can't really expect any better from you. Oh and anyone w/ Cigars + money + bitches > me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 16, 2004 I'm a horrible influence on that kid. He's like a baby duck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2004 I rarely smoke, probably ten lights a fortnight, but I think I'm gonna take 100 to glasto. Fuck it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2004 Obvious question: Why would someone who is trying to quit the terrible, disgusting and repulsive habit of smoking defend the pastime to such lengths? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2004 To be accepted by cool people like me and AoO, though he failed. However, I find your viewpoint on smoking terrible, disgusting and repulsive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2004 To be accepted by cool people like me and AoO, though he failed. However, I find your viewpoint on smoking terrible, disgusting and repulsive. I was more or less exaggerating because he apparently felt he was "stupid" to do it in the first place yada yada yada, than did a complete 180. Although I do find smoking to be terrible. Bleh, whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2004 He didn't really believe it was terrible, he was brainwashed by the antismoking Nazis. Then he was rebrainwashed by the prosmoking pimps. But anyway, I don't see how it could be terrible. Look at how much fun these people are having: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2004 Light up. I don't give a fuck as long as you don't smoke in my place. Plus the taxes you pay mean hopefully less for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted June 17, 2004 iB's dumb. Croweater wasn't preaching. If anything, I was. If you aree with someone though, you're oblivious to their preaching. To a degree anyway. I'm a horrible influence on that kid. He's like a baby duck. Mum said "Don't you listen to that Agent of Oblivion. He's a bad influence on you. And he's scum too. And don't listen to that idiot that thinks that rats' milk is wholesome. When he's in hospital, it'll be his own fault." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 I've got a question for you IB, and this is in all seriousness: How the hell does a 15 year old afford to smoke? Where I am, it's 8 dollars a pack (or something like that), and no teenager without a great job could afford to smoke a pack a day. Imagine the money you could save! You're 15! Save your money. You'd be surprised how much money you suddenly have when you don't smoke so much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 18, 2004 I almost shit until I realized that was Canadian money. That's still around 4 or 5 american dollars, isn't it? Yikes. Indiana and Kentucky have pretty cheap cigarettes. They're $2.89 for Camels at my favorite local gas station. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 18, 2004 $6.50 in my town. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 $3.50 on the Indian Reservation for a pack of Marlboro Reds. $4.25 if you're not on it....that's how it is in Arizona. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 You make this too easy, ya know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Shit man, depending on the brand, you can pay 10 bucks for smokes around here. Damn government. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 I've got a question for you IB, and this is in all seriousness: How the hell does a 15 year old afford to smoke? Where I am, it's 8 dollars a pack (or something like that), and no teenager without a great job could afford to smoke a pack a day. Imagine the money you could save! You're 15! Save your money. You'd be surprised how much money you suddenly have when you don't smoke so much. I asked him, he said he's heard it too much. Since I heard the opportunity cost of a 50-cent candy bar can be like $1,000, I don't even want to know what it would be for all those cigarettes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted June 18, 2004 I've got a question for you IB, and this is in all seriousness: How the hell does a 15 year old afford to smoke? Where I am, it's 8 dollars a pack (or something like that), and no teenager without a great job could afford to smoke a pack a day. Imagine the money you could save! You're 15! Save your money. You'd be surprised how much money you suddenly have when you don't smoke so much. 25s are around $11.00 or so, so halve that and that's about what it would be costing you. And until I get myself a proper job, I make money from working for my folks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Steal them instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted June 18, 2004 That'd only work in the short-term. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 18, 2004 As a real smoker, that's all that should matter to you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted June 18, 2004 I'd much rather have my own pack handy than go and steal someone else's. You know, mostly. But if someone else's is there and I've just bought a pack and taken two out or something, I'll refill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Steal them from a store. A serious smoker would do anything to get some. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Hey, maybe if I'm desperate. I take it you want me to beat the shit out of the clerk and go behind the counter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 18, 2004 That would be funny, but you could always go to stores with lazy workers, wait til they go to the bathroom, and steal some. Just make sure you wear a mask incase they have video cameras. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted June 18, 2004 I'd think they'd start to get a bit suss if I hung out there for 3 hours or so waiting for them to go to the toilet. And there's two options with that theory: 1. Wear the mask until they go to the toilet. 2. Be on camera for a few hours or so and then put on the mask. If I don't buy them from my local store myself (he's a nice clerks, that one), I'll get my stepbrother to pick some up, and give him the money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Heh...I never said the plan was well thought out. (goes back to watching Police Academy 5) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theintensifier 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Why in the hell would a 15 year old kid need to smoke for? Work too hard? 9th grade too hard? Seriously though, you don't have a car to pay for, nothing really to pay for, and you smoke. It's obvious you do it to be "cool". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 And what's wrong with that? Everybody my age smokes, it's the coolest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
