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Guest Alienworxshop
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Ok, while in line for an indoor roller coaster, me and a friend (O.J Hart) got to thinking . . . what would be the worst match ever? i thought up the double fall elimination chamber with these people:

Albert

Mark Henry

Goldberg

maven

Big Show

Bradshaw

 

I'd fall asleep twice, and try to beat myself to death with a pizza box if i had to sit through that.

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Guest Salacious Crumb
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Albert, Goldberg and Big Show can be totally watchable in the ring.

Guest slacklet
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First to get their thread moved wins

gearhead vs. Alienworxshop

Guest Salacious Crumb
Posted

Cheex vs. El Gigante

 

There, worst match ever, nothing can beat that.

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El Gigante vs Reese-The Battle of The Technical Geniuses

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Surrender now..

 

here's my nominee.. a World's Worst Wrestling classic, Kevin Nash v. El Gigante in a 'Car Match', where you win by stuffing the other person in Ric Flair's car.

 

And also HBK v. Abortionist in a 'Fetus Ladder' match. Michaels won that match, but he lost the 'Cross match' later on.

 

Vince Russo also had two matches with David Arquette. One was a Ladder match, the other was in a steel cage. Both were negative five stars.

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Harvey Whippleman vs Torrie Wilson-Iron Man Match

 

Who should surrender now?

Guest Alienworxshop
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lol @ david flair one . . . that would be pretty bad. and the henry v.s torrie one . . well, torrie would prob. win.

 

another bad one:

 

Sid Vicious v.s The Mistero

Guest Real F'n Show
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King Kong Bundy vs. Yokozuna

 

Torrie Wilson vs. Jackie Gayda

 

Nathan Jones vs. Tyson Tomko

 

Sid Vicious vs. Jon Heidenrich

 

Viscera vs. Mark Henry

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Easy, Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar

 

.....oh wait...that already happened, and it was the worst match ever...ok then Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar II - The Iron Man match.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Posted

My PPV crapped out for Mark Henry/Viscera, so I guess God was sending me a message.

Guest KingofHarts
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The Gobbldy Gooker vs. Pete Rose vs. Stacy Keibler vs. El Gigante vs.Barry Horowitz vs. Irwin R. Sheister in THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!! :throwup:

Guest whitemilesdavis
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I can't believe you'd include IRS in THAT group. :huh:

 

 

My worst match would be Mabel verse Bastion Booger in a Bra and Panties match.

Guest Real F'n Show
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Real F'n Show,

 

Check NO WAY OUT 2000 for the epic Mark Henry Vs. Viscera match.

 

For May Young's dignity and baby!

I've seen parts of it, but fast forwarded through most of it. NWO 2000 was a good show, but boy did that match suck.

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Worst match ever?

 

How about Ernie Rowe vs Rusty Brooks.

 

 

:throwup:

Guest Astro
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There was another thread on this not too long ago, had pics and everything...

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