FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 For all the shit this movie seems to get at every mention of it's name, it seems that everyone fails to mention the good things. The best example being the bad guys. All of the "Evil Warriors" look fucking swank in this flick. From the Skull Captain down to his Stormtrooper Academy dropouts, they be pimpin' yo. Discuss. FroGG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 It's gay. Really, really, really gay. I watched it last week and now I'm engaged to a 34 year old man. UYI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Ha. That's good. Especially how being 34 makes the man more gay. So few are able to grasp these things. But no, Frank Langella is a good actor. Skeletor, if you didn't know. He gave a much better performance than the part deserved. That's objectively, but I really can't be negative about the movie, as it's nostalgia now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Don't patronize me, you hunk of man-meat you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 But it has Courtney Cox in!!!111!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 I was pissed off Orko wasn't in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Syeah right, like they could afford Orko with that budget in that year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Hey, I liked the film. It was the shit back when I was like, 8 years old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 It's gay. Really, really, really gay. I watched it last week and now I'm engaged to a 34 year old man. UYI It was that damn musical key......made me want to slob the knob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KingofHarts Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Come on, Skeletor's hand raising up after the credits, That's Gold! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Didn't he turn gold at some point? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 At the end. Personally, I thought Skeletor in the movie looked like a cross between Skeletor and Hordak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Re: the ending Most blatant attempt to try and attempt a sequel ever? And skeletor was cool when he turned into super skeletor, with that big fuck off staff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbondrage99 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 The most blantant attempt at a sequal ever was at the end of The Mario Brothers when The Princess came stormed in with all those guns and said "We got trouble" or something stupid like that, the entire movie was horrible....actually was that even Princess Toadstool in that movie?? I cant remember I havent seen it since it first came out, but it had so much other stuff that was just plain wrong its not even funny. Hell The Mario Brothers movie makes The Masters Of The Universe look like it should of won a dozen Oscars or so....and that movie was also really really bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Nah, the most blatant attempt was Mortal Kombat Annihilation. So blatant they started the sequel before the movie was even over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 The most blantant attempt at a sequal ever was at the end of The Mario Brothers when The Princess came stormed in with all those guns and said "We got trouble" or something stupid like that, the entire movie was horrible....actually was that even Princess Toadstool in that movie?? I cant remember I havent seen it since it first came out, but it had so much other stuff that was just plain wrong its not even funny. Hell The Mario Brothers movie makes The Masters Of The Universe look like it should of won a dozen Oscars or so....and that movie was also really really bad. no, it was Daisy from the one Gameboy Mario game (Marioland?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 The most blantant attempt at a sequal ever was at the end of The Mario Brothers when The Princess came stormed in with all those guns and said "We got trouble" or something stupid like that, the entire movie was horrible....actually was that even Princess Toadstool in that movie?? I cant remember I havent seen it since it first came out, but it had so much other stuff that was just plain wrong its not even funny. Hell The Mario Brothers movie makes The Masters Of The Universe look like it should of won a dozen Oscars or so....and that movie was also really really bad. no, it was Daisy from the one Gameboy Mario game (Marioland?) She has since been in stuff like Mario Party, Mario Kart, Mario Golf, etc. too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted June 18, 2004 But it has Courtney Cox in!!!111!! yeah, but she wasn't as hot as that other chick, whats-her-face...Teela was it? damn, that skin-tight outfit... *Boing-oing-oing-oing* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 The most blantant attempt at a sequal ever was at the end of The Mario Brothers when The Princess came stormed in with all those guns and said "We got trouble" or something stupid like that, the entire movie was horrible....actually was that even Princess Toadstool in that movie?? I cant remember I havent seen it since it first came out, but it had so much other stuff that was just plain wrong its not even funny. Hell The Mario Brothers movie makes The Masters Of The Universe look like it should of won a dozen Oscars or so....and that movie was also really really bad. no, it was Daisy from the one Gameboy Mario game (Marioland?) She has since been in stuff like Mario Party, Mario Kart, Mario Golf, etc. too. I thought Princess Toadstool was in those *shrug* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Nah, the most blatant attempt was Mortal Kombat Annihilation. So blatant they started the sequel before the movie was even over. John Cena in the Planet of the Apes was the worst! Cena returns to earth only to see that the Washington monuments with the faces of APES! What was Tim Burton thinking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 My issue with Masters of the Universe was that Skeletor's costume was horribly, horribly, horribly done. They would have a close-up of his face and you could see freaking eye-holes cut into his skeleton mask. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Syeah right, like they could afford Orko with that budget in that year. Well they did make that really ugly looking puppet thing with the time key or whatever. Orko didn't have to float (since I would understand the poor effects at the time), but a little attempt at trying to make the character would have suited me just fine. Hell, I would have taken fancy to Dolph riding on a tiger that was just spray painted green. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 The most blantant attempt at a sequal ever was at the end of The Mario Brothers when The Princess came stormed in with all those guns and said "We got trouble" or something stupid like that, the entire movie was horrible....actually was that even Princess Toadstool in that movie?? I cant remember I havent seen it since it first came out, but it had so much other stuff that was just plain wrong its not even funny. Hell The Mario Brothers movie makes The Masters Of The Universe look like it should of won a dozen Oscars or so....and that movie was also really really bad. no, it was Daisy from the one Gameboy Mario game (Marioland?) She has since been in stuff like Mario Party, Mario Kart, Mario Golf, etc. too. I thought Princess Toadstool was in those *shrug* They both are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Samurai Johnny Frankenstein Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Wasn't the guy from Voyager in this aswell. Fuck if i remember his name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2004 Syeah right, like they could afford Orko with that budget in that year. Well they did make that really ugly looking puppet thing with the time key or whatever. Orko didn't have to float (since I would understand the poor effects at the time), but a little attempt at trying to make the character would have suited me just fine. Hell, I would have taken fancy to Dolph riding on a tiger that was just spray painted green. Gwildor wasn't a puppet. It was a midget actor in makeup/costume. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 It wasn't just any midget actor, it was Billy fuckin Barty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Report post Posted June 20, 2004 Didn't He-Man and Dar (Beastmaster) recently come out the closet as a couple ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2004 The dude who plays tom paris in Voyager was also in this fucking Courtney Cox, hmmm wonder who got the best deal there then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrestlingFan4Ever 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2004 Am I the only one who absolutely loves this movie? It was sort of a cheesy 80's flick, but you gotta love that. I think the reason I like this movie so much was because I saw it as a little kid and liked it then. The 80's ruled man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanhalen 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2004 Man after doing some checking, theres a 2 disc DVD set of it with commentary by dolph Lungdren~!, I might just have to buy this bad boy, oh and mario film wasnt that bad, but it did have a kick ass song by Roxette(dont laugh, its a fucking good song ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
