FroGG_NeaL Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 For all the shit this movie seems to get at every mention of it's name, it seems that everyone fails to mention the good things. The best example being the bad guys. All of the "Evil Warriors" look fucking swank in this flick. From the Skull Captain down to his Stormtrooper Academy dropouts, they be pimpin' yo. Discuss. FroGG
Use Your Illusion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 It's gay. Really, really, really gay. I watched it last week and now I'm engaged to a 34 year old man. UYI
Nighthawk Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Ha. That's good. Especially how being 34 makes the man more gay. So few are able to grasp these things. But no, Frank Langella is a good actor. Skeletor, if you didn't know. He gave a much better performance than the part deserved. That's objectively, but I really can't be negative about the movie, as it's nostalgia now.
Use Your Illusion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Don't patronize me, you hunk of man-meat you.
Nighthawk Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Syeah right, like they could afford Orko with that budget in that year.
Vyce Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Hey, I liked the film. It was the shit back when I was like, 8 years old.
1234-5678 Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 It's gay. Really, really, really gay. I watched it last week and now I'm engaged to a 34 year old man. UYI It was that damn musical key......made me want to slob the knob.
Guest KingofHarts Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Come on, Skeletor's hand raising up after the credits, That's Gold!
Zack Malibu Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 At the end. Personally, I thought Skeletor in the movie looked like a cross between Skeletor and Hordak.
Vanhalen Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Re: the ending Most blatant attempt to try and attempt a sequel ever? And skeletor was cool when he turned into super skeletor, with that big fuck off staff
tbondrage99 Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 The most blantant attempt at a sequal ever was at the end of The Mario Brothers when The Princess came stormed in with all those guns and said "We got trouble" or something stupid like that, the entire movie was horrible....actually was that even Princess Toadstool in that movie?? I cant remember I havent seen it since it first came out, but it had so much other stuff that was just plain wrong its not even funny. Hell The Mario Brothers movie makes The Masters Of The Universe look like it should of won a dozen Oscars or so....and that movie was also really really bad.
Nighthawk Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Nah, the most blatant attempt was Mortal Kombat Annihilation. So blatant they started the sequel before the movie was even over.
Ravenbomb Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 The most blantant attempt at a sequal ever was at the end of The Mario Brothers when The Princess came stormed in with all those guns and said "We got trouble" or something stupid like that, the entire movie was horrible....actually was that even Princess Toadstool in that movie?? I cant remember I havent seen it since it first came out, but it had so much other stuff that was just plain wrong its not even funny. Hell The Mario Brothers movie makes The Masters Of The Universe look like it should of won a dozen Oscars or so....and that movie was also really really bad. no, it was Daisy from the one Gameboy Mario game (Marioland?)
Kahran Ramsus Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 The most blantant attempt at a sequal ever was at the end of The Mario Brothers when The Princess came stormed in with all those guns and said "We got trouble" or something stupid like that, the entire movie was horrible....actually was that even Princess Toadstool in that movie?? I cant remember I havent seen it since it first came out, but it had so much other stuff that was just plain wrong its not even funny. Hell The Mario Brothers movie makes The Masters Of The Universe look like it should of won a dozen Oscars or so....and that movie was also really really bad. no, it was Daisy from the one Gameboy Mario game (Marioland?) She has since been in stuff like Mario Party, Mario Kart, Mario Golf, etc. too.
Guest netslob Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 But it has Courtney Cox in!!!111!! yeah, but she wasn't as hot as that other chick, whats-her-face...Teela was it? damn, that skin-tight outfit... *Boing-oing-oing-oing*
Ravenbomb Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 The most blantant attempt at a sequal ever was at the end of The Mario Brothers when The Princess came stormed in with all those guns and said "We got trouble" or something stupid like that, the entire movie was horrible....actually was that even Princess Toadstool in that movie?? I cant remember I havent seen it since it first came out, but it had so much other stuff that was just plain wrong its not even funny. Hell The Mario Brothers movie makes The Masters Of The Universe look like it should of won a dozen Oscars or so....and that movie was also really really bad. no, it was Daisy from the one Gameboy Mario game (Marioland?) She has since been in stuff like Mario Party, Mario Kart, Mario Golf, etc. too. I thought Princess Toadstool was in those *shrug*
razazteca Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Nah, the most blatant attempt was Mortal Kombat Annihilation. So blatant they started the sequel before the movie was even over. John Cena in the Planet of the Apes was the worst! Cena returns to earth only to see that the Washington monuments with the faces of APES! What was Tim Burton thinking?
justsoyouknow Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 My issue with Masters of the Universe was that Skeletor's costume was horribly, horribly, horribly done. They would have a close-up of his face and you could see freaking eye-holes cut into his skeleton mask.
Lil' Bitch Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Syeah right, like they could afford Orko with that budget in that year. Well they did make that really ugly looking puppet thing with the time key or whatever. Orko didn't have to float (since I would understand the poor effects at the time), but a little attempt at trying to make the character would have suited me just fine. Hell, I would have taken fancy to Dolph riding on a tiger that was just spray painted green.
Kahran Ramsus Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 The most blantant attempt at a sequal ever was at the end of The Mario Brothers when The Princess came stormed in with all those guns and said "We got trouble" or something stupid like that, the entire movie was horrible....actually was that even Princess Toadstool in that movie?? I cant remember I havent seen it since it first came out, but it had so much other stuff that was just plain wrong its not even funny. Hell The Mario Brothers movie makes The Masters Of The Universe look like it should of won a dozen Oscars or so....and that movie was also really really bad. no, it was Daisy from the one Gameboy Mario game (Marioland?) She has since been in stuff like Mario Party, Mario Kart, Mario Golf, etc. too. I thought Princess Toadstool was in those *shrug* They both are.
Guest Samurai Johnny Frankenstein Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Wasn't the guy from Voyager in this aswell. Fuck if i remember his name
Zack Malibu Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Syeah right, like they could afford Orko with that budget in that year. Well they did make that really ugly looking puppet thing with the time key or whatever. Orko didn't have to float (since I would understand the poor effects at the time), but a little attempt at trying to make the character would have suited me just fine. Hell, I would have taken fancy to Dolph riding on a tiger that was just spray painted green. Gwildor wasn't a puppet. It was a midget actor in makeup/costume.
Nighthawk Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 It wasn't just any midget actor, it was Billy fuckin Barty.
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted June 20, 2004 Report Posted June 20, 2004 Didn't He-Man and Dar (Beastmaster) recently come out the closet as a couple ?
Vanhalen Posted June 21, 2004 Report Posted June 21, 2004 The dude who plays tom paris in Voyager was also in this fucking Courtney Cox, hmmm wonder who got the best deal there then?
WrestlingFan4Ever Posted June 21, 2004 Report Posted June 21, 2004 Am I the only one who absolutely loves this movie? It was sort of a cheesy 80's flick, but you gotta love that. I think the reason I like this movie so much was because I saw it as a little kid and liked it then. The 80's ruled man.
Vanhalen Posted June 21, 2004 Report Posted June 21, 2004 Man after doing some checking, theres a 2 disc DVD set of it with commentary by dolph Lungdren~!, I might just have to buy this bad boy, oh and mario film wasnt that bad, but it did have a kick ass song by Roxette(dont laugh, its a fucking good song )
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